#mypurplepolearm — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#Whoot...! This #WhootToot is about the #TheGrandfather... #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT and #Everything...

#Now that #MyLittleBigBuddy has his own #PurplePolearm, #MyPurplePolearm has been #Returned to me; #JustInTime for me to #Receive #TheGrandfather...

But, #YouKnow who can also use #TwoHandedSwords...? #TheNecromancer...

#IT's been #AnotherGreatSeason for #DiabloIVWorld... #LotRO; #NotSoMuch... #Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG should try #Complying with #EULaw #OneDay...

#Hooray for the #GoblinMassacre...!

We are #Pleased to #Report that #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKRowling remains #EntirelyIrrelevant and #Unaffected...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#GoblinCrushingSeason...! #IT's been a #GoblinMassacre... With an #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been having a #LittleSwitchAround of #SomeStuff...

He has his own #PurplePolearm now... That he can give to his own #NewBarbarian... And, I can have #MyPurplePolearm back... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#Once the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd (and #IT #Will); I can #Make the #Doombringer and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT... He can also #Borrow #MyPurplePolearm; or we can #Craft: #TheGrandfather... #IT's a #BitLike #TheGodfather; but without all the #CatholicDogma and #TheAbominableAlPacino... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

And, #SeasonComplete with #DaysToSpare before #TheEnd of the #SeasonOfWitchcraft; #IT's been a #GreatSeason... #LotsOfFun...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#IT doesn't #ReallyMatter about getting #AnotherNewAmulet for #Reasons:

1: #IT's #Only a #VideoGame;
2: We're #Both #GrownUps that #LikeToShare; and,
3: He can #AlwaysBorrow #MyPurplePolearm when the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd; because,
4: #AllGoodThings... #AndAllThat

And:

5: We can #AlwaysRecycle them for another #Ring... For #TheBowSelector™️

🎶 #IF you #LikedIT then you should have #PutARingOnIT...

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#IT doesn't #ReallyMatter about getting #AnotherNewAmulet for #Reasons:

1: #IT's #Only a #VideoGame;
2: We're #Both #GrownUps that #LikeToShare; and,
3: He can #AlwaysBorrow #MyPurplePolearm when the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd; because,
4: #AllGoodThings... #AndAllThat

#NoFuss | #ZeroDrama

And, the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG can #Continue to #GoBroke for #AllWeCare...

We've #GotBiscuits and #IceCream; #LotsAndLots of #IceCream (and #Biscuits)...

#IT's #AllAbout #ThePriorities... And, #TheBiscuits... For the #PewPewPew...!

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