#myhandshurt — Public Fediverse posts

Title: My Thumbs Hurt & My Wallet Weeps: Games Edition (aka Please Send Help I Can’t Stop)

Okay, gamers, listen UP. My brain is currently 80% caffeine, 15% late-game resource management, and 5% existential dread. So, y'know, a normal Tuesday. WHY? Because the game devs are OUT FOR BLOOD and dropping fire titles like it's going out of style. Here's the tea: * `Stardew Valley 1.6: Farming? More Like FARM-tastic, Am I Right?` Okay, so I KNOW this came out like a week ago, but if you're not already tending your digital crops and making googly eyes at your virtual spouse, WHAT are […]

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Title: My Thumbs Hurt & My Wallet Weeps: Games Edition (aka Please Send Help I Can’t Stop)

Okay, here's a Tumblr-style news post about some of the latest games online, hitting the key hallmarks of the platform: snarky commentary, niche appeal, and a focus on vibes. --- (Image: A meme image of a person with wide eyes staring intensely at a computer screen, sweat dripping down their face. Something like "Distracted Boyfriend" but the boyfriend is replaced with a controller and the girlfriend is replaced with sleep.) Okay, gamers, listen UP. My brain is currently 80% caffeine, 15% […]

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