#murika — Public Fediverse posts

@thomas_klopf because the metric system sucks #murika

@thomas_klopf because the metric system sucks #murika

@thomas_klopf because the metric system sucks #murika

Taking BART home I assumed I’d miss the fireworks. Oakland obliges by setting off unsantioned ones close enough to the tracks that I feel it thru the wall of the train. Happy 4th.
#murika

Taking BART home I assumed I’d miss the fireworks. Oakland obliges by setting off unsantioned ones close enough to the tracks that I feel it thru the wall of the train. Happy 4th.
#murika

Taking BART home I assumed I’d miss the fireworks. Oakland obliges by setting off unsantioned ones close enough to the tracks that I feel it thru the wall of the train. Happy 4th.
#murika

Taking BART home I assumed I’d miss the fireworks. Oakland obliges by setting off unsantioned ones close enough to the tracks that I feel it thru the wall of the train. Happy 4th.
#murika

Taking BART home I assumed I’d miss the fireworks. Oakland obliges by setting off unsantioned ones close enough to the tracks that I feel it thru the wall of the train. Happy 4th.
#murika

Yooo you guys wanna get deepseeked this weekend? ;)

#ai #yesitsthisstupid #murika

Yooo you guys wanna get deepseeked this weekend? ;)

#ai #yesitsthisstupid #murika

Yooo you guys wanna get deepseeked this weekend? ;)

#ai #yesitsthisstupid #murika

Yooo you guys wanna get deepseeked this weekend? ;)

#ai #yesitsthisstupid #murika

Yooo you guys wanna get deepseeked this weekend? ;)

#ai #yesitsthisstupid #murika

I think the #motive is pretty clear... someone didn't want #Murika to be run by a #dictator... 🤷

I think the #motive is pretty clear... someone didn't want #Murika to be run by a #dictator... 🤷

I think the #motive is pretty clear... someone didn't want #Murika to be run by a #dictator... 🤷

I think the #motive is pretty clear... someone didn't want #Murika to be run by a #dictator... 🤷

Oh shit have I been posting “unite America?” I meant to say “untie America.” Stupid autocorrect.

#trump #uspol #humor #politics #murika #election

Oh shit have I been posting “unite America?” I meant to say “untie America.” Stupid autocorrect.

#trump #uspol #humor #politics #murika #election

Oh shit have I been posting “unite America?” I meant to say “untie America.” Stupid autocorrect.

#trump #uspol #humor #politics #murika #election

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#DrunkHistory
#Murika
#July4

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#DrunkHistory
#Murika
#July4

I was going to leave a comment about Keith Rupert Murdoch on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3JTKZp2mM

But YouTube wouldn't publish it.

hm

#Murdoch #KeithRupertMurdoch #crime #notjournalism #FOX #murika

I was going to leave a comment about Keith Rupert Murdoch on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3JTKZp2mM

But YouTube wouldn't publish it.

hm

#Murdoch #KeithRupertMurdoch #crime #notjournalism #FOX #murika

I was going to leave a comment about Keith Rupert Murdoch on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3JTKZp2mM

But YouTube wouldn't publish it.

hm

#Murdoch #KeithRupertMurdoch #crime #notjournalism #FOX #murika

I was going to leave a comment about Keith Rupert Murdoch on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3JTKZp2mM

But YouTube wouldn't publish it.

hm

#Murdoch #KeithRupertMurdoch #crime #notjournalism #FOX #murika

#TIL:
1. There used to be a French burgundy wine fortified with cocaine.
2. The version exported to the US contained EXTRA cocaine, because: exceptionalism or something. #Murika
3. Coca-Cola began as a similar cocaine-alcohol beverage plus kola nuts, but became a soft drink bec. Prohibition forced removal of the alcohol BUT NOT THE FREAKING COCAINE. (Quotes are in the image's alt.txt.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

#TIL:
1. There used to be a French burgundy wine fortified with cocaine.
2. The version exported to the US contained EXTRA cocaine, because: exceptionalism or something. #Murika
3. Coca-Cola began as a similar cocaine-alcohol beverage plus kola nuts, but became a soft drink bec. Prohibition forced removal of the alcohol BUT NOT THE FREAKING COCAINE. (Quotes are in the image's alt.txt.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

#TIL:
1. There used to be a French burgundy wine fortified with cocaine.
2. The version exported to the US contained EXTRA cocaine, because: exceptionalism or something. #Murika
3. Coca-Cola began as a similar cocaine-alcohol beverage plus kola nuts, but became a soft drink bec. Prohibition forced removal of the alcohol BUT NOT THE FREAKING COCAINE. (Quotes are in the image's alt.txt.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

#TIL:
1. There used to be a French burgundy wine fortified with cocaine.
2. The version exported to the US contained EXTRA cocaine, because: exceptionalism or something. #Murika
3. Coca-Cola began as a similar cocaine-alcohol beverage plus kola nuts, but became a soft drink bec. Prohibition forced removal of the alcohol BUT NOT THE FREAKING COCAINE. (Quotes are in the image's alt.txt.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

#TIL:
1. There used to be a French burgundy wine fortified with cocaine.
2. The version exported to the US contained EXTRA cocaine, because: exceptionalism or something. #Murika
3. Coca-Cola began as a similar cocaine-alcohol beverage plus kola nuts, but became a soft drink bec. Prohibition forced removal of the alcohol BUT NOT THE FREAKING COCAINE. (Quotes are in the image's alt.txt.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

And somewhere there are “yee-haws” being yelped in favor for this #stain in US #history
#inhumane #suffering #murika

https://www.tpr.org/border-immigration/2024-01-13/three-drown-in-rio-grande-after-texas-blocks-border-patrol-from-rescue

And somewhere there are “yee-haws” being yelped in favor for this #stain in US #history
#inhumane #suffering #murika

https://www.tpr.org/border-immigration/2024-01-13/three-drown-in-rio-grande-after-texas-blocks-border-patrol-from-rescue

And somewhere there are “yee-haws” being yelped in favor for this #stain in US #history
#inhumane #suffering #murika

https://www.tpr.org/border-immigration/2024-01-13/three-drown-in-rio-grande-after-texas-blocks-border-patrol-from-rescue

And somewhere there are “yee-haws” being yelped in favor for this #stain in US #history
#inhumane #suffering #murika

https://www.tpr.org/border-immigration/2024-01-13/three-drown-in-rio-grande-after-texas-blocks-border-patrol-from-rescue

And somewhere there are “yee-haws” being yelped in favor for this #stain in US #history
#inhumane #suffering #murika

https://www.tpr.org/border-immigration/2024-01-13/three-drown-in-rio-grande-after-texas-blocks-border-patrol-from-rescue

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#anticoronahumor
#yearsofthevariants
#drunkhistory
#murika
#July4

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#anticoronahumor
#yearsofthevariants
#drunkhistory
#murika
#July4

@cosmicallyf Southern #murika?

@cosmicallyf Southern #murika?

@cosmicallyf Southern #murika?

@cosmicallyf Southern #murika?

@cosmicallyf Southern #murika?

@cosmicallyf See also: ranch dressing #murika

@cosmicallyf See also: ranch dressing #murika

@cosmicallyf See also: ranch dressing #murika

@cosmicallyf See also: ranch dressing #murika

@cosmicallyf See also: ranch dressing #murika