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  1. Are you back at work after maternity leave? Don’t stress!
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    #BabyYumYum #BYY #MumLife #BackToWork #MaternityLeave #ParentingTips #BabyYumYum #WorkingMoms #NewMomHacks #ReturnToWork #MomChecklist

  2. Zombie film growling in the background.
    Girls asleep on the sofa.
    Me drinking coffee with headphones on pretending I can’t hear the apocalypse 😭😄
    Meanwhile my child won tonight’s award for biggest leaf in Manchester 🍃🤣
    #Mastodon #MumLife #Manchester #AutismParenting #CoffeeThoughts

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  3. My kids are not always the best or healthiest eats, and I certainly waged a few wars with my eldest. Fortunately, they both adore fruit and I always make sure the fruit bowl is well stocked. Apparently keeping the fruit bowl is one of my love languages 😂 #kids #mumlife

  4. Morning sickness, cravings, or fatigue — what’s normal? A nutritionist shares honest answers every mum-to-be needs. For more, check the bio link.
    felixandoscar.co.uk/pregnancy-
    #PregnancyHealth #NutritionMatters #MumLife

  5. The two year old has decided sleep is something she no longer believes in. I'm deeply regretting encouraging to develop her own beliefs *weeps* #mumlife#parenting

  6. One of those rare occasions where I am up and everyone is still asleep. Using the time to look up pastry chef videos. Apparently this is self care #mumlife

  7. Welp...back to disrupted sleep. Ironically being sick made everyone sleep better 🤷‍♀️ The kids wake up between 5-6am and my brain's answer to this is to wake me up between 4-5am. Awesome #mumlife

  8. Turns out I was in the Tagesthemen last night!
    Of course I missed it because I was already sleeping by then. #mumlife

  9. Turns out I was in the Tagesthemen last night! Which of course I missed because I was already sleeping by then. #mumlife

  10. Boyo caught his school jumper on something and asked me to mend the hole. After successfully sewing up the small rip I feel like I've unlocked a Mum Achievement or something #MumLife #AchievementUnlocked #Parenting

  11. Why does coffee just not work anymore 🥹 maybe it has something to do with being a parent for the last 5 years 🤔 😅 #mumlife #parenting

  12. One of the biggest problems I have as a person who works from home is that I cannot log into my laptop until I have cleaned the house! It’s supposed to be my first day back working but I’ve spent the last hour cleaning up after my 4 year old 😅 and then once I see something else that needs to be done I can’t stop! 😬 anyone else like this? #workfromhome #mumlife

  13. Sentence of the day: 'Please don't put your feet in your poo.' #mumlife

  14. Sentence of the day from yesterday: "please don't put that book in the bath." #mumlife

  15. I made the mistake of having a cup of tea instead of a coffee before the morning school run…and now I’m really regretting that decision 😅 #mumlife #morning #coffee

  16. Just in case anyone was wondering if I missed my kids yet, the answer is "no".

    Also, it's really hard to hear you over all this deafening silence. 🤷‍♂️😂

    #backtoschool #nomorepreschoolers #mumlife

  17. Panic attacks and sleep deprivation are running rampant this morning so I’m conquering both with caffeine and propanalol. I’m certain the effects of these two drugs will simply cancel one another out, but psychologically I already feel better knowing I’ve done something 😂 fighting fire with fire! #panicattack #sleepdeprivation #mumlife #anxiety #phdlife #mentalhealth #academicchatter #momademia #momlife

  18. So today my toddler blurted out “ what’s the point in you mummy? ” kids are absolutely brutal 😅 good job I love you, kid! Lol #mumlife #toddler #parenthood

  19. My toddler refused to brush his hair this morning because I quote “ it’s not a Kirby one ” so I’ve had to scour eBay for a Kirby hairbrush at half 8 in the morning 😅 #coffee definitely helps in these situations 🤪 #mumlife #parenthood #toddlers

  20. Having a bed day with my 3 year old, electric blanket is on and we’re snug as a bug 🥰 it’s the little things in life that bring joy ♥️ #mumlife

  21. Hello Mastodon! I’m a psychological thriller #writer based in Islington, London. My debut, MY NAME IS ANNA, won the Daily Mail/Random House First Novel Prize, and 2nd, OUT OF HER DEPTH, was a Richard&Judy Pick. Book 3, A GIRL LIKE THAT is out next year.
    Plot twist: I also work in the restaurant biz, so you’ll find me on here wanging on about #food as well as #books …plus much about the crazy joys of life with my nut job 3yo old, Marlowe. Do say hi! #BookToot #writingcommunity #foodie #mumlife

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