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  1. Steffi the Redhead @[email protected] ·

    Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.

    But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

    #mumjokes

    #mumjokes
  2. Jo the Neenish Tart @[email protected] ·

    Plan for Day 2 of my long service leave: Put Linux on the PC I'm building for my mum, and plant the thyme I bought yesterday.

    I have a lot of thyme for gardening now that I'm on leave 🤣

    #LSL #LongServiceLeave #EndOf10 #ubuntu #dadjokes #mumjokes #badjoke

    #lsl #longserviceleave #endof10 #ubuntu #dadjokes #mumjokes
  3. Sara Joy :happy_pepper: @[email protected] ·

    Eldest has just lost a tooth and is excited about the 1€ coming in exchange for it.

    Youngest asks, "how does the tooth fairy know when to come for a tooth?"

    Dad responds, "maybe she can sniff teeth out?"

    "Nah," said I. "I'm friends with her, I just let her know. I've got her on Faebook."

    #mumJokes #dadJokes

    #mumjokes #dadjokes
  4. Emily King @[email protected] ·

    I once caught an alien off gourd in my pumpkin patch.

    (I'll see myself out.)

    #Jokes #MumJokes #DadJokes

    #jokes #mumjokes #dadjokes
  5. Mike @[email protected] ·

    Glad I stayed on good terms with Anubis, his heart's in the right place.

    #MumJokes
    #MummysDeepThoughts
    #HashtagGames
    #12DaysOfHalloween

    #mummysdeepthoughts #hashtaggames #12daysofhalloween #mumjokes