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#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeMethinks a poem set to music counts.
#DollyParton"Honeysuckle vine clings to the fence along the lane
Their fragrance makes the summer wind so sweet
And on a distant hilltop, an eagle spreads it's wings
An' a songbird on a fence post sings a melodyIn my Tennessee mountain home
Life is as peaceful as a baby's sigh
In my Tennessee mountain home
Crickets sing in the fields near by" -
#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeMethinks a poem set to music counts.
#DollyParton"Honeysuckle vine clings to the fence along the lane
Their fragrance makes the summer wind so sweet
And on a distant hilltop, an eagle spreads it's wings
An' a songbird on a fence post sings a melodyIn my Tennessee mountain home
Life is as peaceful as a baby's sigh
In my Tennessee mountain home
Crickets sing in the fields near by" -
#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeA bootcamp private broke ranks
Just to climb up the side of White Tanks
But couldn't get back
In time to get in his rack
When his commander chewed him out, he said "Thanks!" -
#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeA bootcamp private broke ranks
Just to climb up the side of White Tanks
But couldn't get back
In time to get in his rack
When his commander chewed him out, he said "Thanks!" -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #最近使用のリアクションの三つ目は友達に思ってることらしい
9: #MardiPatisserie
8: #epicgames
7: #thicktrunktuesday
6: #歌詞の一部を呟いてなんの曲か当てられたら続行
5: #moreradiomusicdj
4: #e3
3: #tunetuesday
2: #mountainapoemlimerickorjoke
1: #mastoquizcinefilo -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #最近使用のリアクションの三つ目は友達に思ってることらしい
9: #MardiPatisserie
8: #epicgames
7: #thicktrunktuesday
6: #歌詞の一部を呟いてなんの曲か当てられたら続行
5: #moreradiomusicdj
4: #e3
3: #tunetuesday
2: #mountainapoemlimerickorjoke
1: #mastoquizcinefilo -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #最近使用のリアクションの三つ目は友達に思ってることらしい
9: #MardiPatisserie
8: #epicgames
7: #thicktrunktuesday
6: #歌詞の一部を呟いてなんの曲か当てられたら続行
5: #moreradiomusicdj
4: #e3
3: #tunetuesday
2: #mountainapoemlimerickorjoke
1: #mastoquizcinefilo -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #最近使用のリアクションの三つ目は友達に思ってることらしい
9: #MardiPatisserie
8: #epicgames
7: #thicktrunktuesday
6: #歌詞の一部を呟いてなんの曲か当てられたら続行
5: #moreradiomusicdj
4: #e3
3: #tunetuesday
2: #mountainapoemlimerickorjoke
1: #mastoquizcinefilo -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #最近使用のリアクションの三つ目は友達に思ってることらしい
9: #MardiPatisserie
8: #epicgames
7: #thicktrunktuesday
6: #歌詞の一部を呟いてなんの曲か当てられたら続行
5: #moreradiomusicdj
4: #e3
3: #tunetuesday
2: #mountainapoemlimerickorjoke
1: #mastoquizcinefilo -
#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeHis ships, old Ponce would count ten;
He'd set sail on a hunt for a fountain
Thought he took a wrong corridar
In the swampy swamps of Floridar
He was hoping for a spring from a mountain -
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeHis ships, old Ponce would count ten;
He'd set sail on a hunt for a fountain
Thought he took a wrong corridar
In the swampy swamps of Floridar
He was hoping for a spring from a mountain -
#HashtagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeWhile exploring for sources of talc
Ralph thought he might scale an Alp
It didn't work out well
He eventually fell
And needed some halp with his scalp. -
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeWhile exploring for sources of talc
Ralph thought he might scale an Alp
It didn't work out well
He eventually fell
And needed some halp with his scalp. -
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke
#HashtagGamesHalf a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes,
Popocatépetl! goes the weasel. -
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke
#HashtagGamesHalf a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes,
Popocatépetl! goes the weasel. -
A mountaineer climbing the Eiger
Claimed he was attacked by a tiger
Which had stripes and a mane
And caused considerable pain
So he’d probably encountered a liger. #MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke #HashtagGames -
Q: Why do mountains make good actors?
A: Cause they've got range!
Try the veal! Don't forget to tip your server!
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Q: Why do mountains make good actors?
A: Cause they've got range!
Try the veal! Don't forget to tip your server!
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There once was a guy from the Andes
Who spent all day eating candy
His dentist took action
Performed twelve extractions
New dentures are just fine and dandy -
There once was a guy from the Andes
Who spent all day eating candy
His dentist took action
Performed twelve extractions
New dentures are just fine and dandy -
Red Bluff is red,
Blue Ridge is blue,
Mountains are high,
And I am, too! -
Red Bluff is red,
Blue Ridge is blue,
Mountains are high,
And I am, too! -
@Jason844 @Hey_Beth @noondlyt #MountTamalpais
A Lame Limerick, based on #Tamalpa, a Victorian tragedy (or Colonialist drivel) by Dan Totheroh
A mythical Indian princess,
Took poison in dramatic excess;
She removed all her clothes,
On the Mountain, reposed;
Which is why #Tamalpais has breasts. #MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke #HashTagGames -
@Jason844 @Hey_Beth @noondlyt #MountTamalpais
A Lame Limerick, based on #Tamalpa, a Victorian tragedy (or Colonialist drivel) by Dan Totheroh
A mythical Indian princess,
Took poison in dramatic excess;
She removed all her clothes,
On the Mountain, reposed;
Which is why #Tamalpais has breasts. #MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke #HashTagGames -
He climbed Everest on a bet
And froze off his manly courgette
He’s now copacetic
With his new prosthetic
In the mountains of sunny Phuket -
He climbed Everest on a bet
And froze off his manly courgette
He’s now copacetic
With his new prosthetic
In the mountains of sunny Phuket -
While coming to the feast I found
A venerable silver Matterhorn
Which were I brave enough to climb,
Then all, as from that moment born,
Would breathe the honey of this clime,
And three times merry in their time
Would praise the virtue of the horn.The (Matter)horn
by Leonie Adams -
The sky-lark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around,
To the bells’ cheerful sound.
While our sports shall be seen
On the Ecchoing Green Boots-William Blake
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#HashTagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeMy instance played a joke on me by not displaying the 9 'oclock games when I clicked on the HashtagGames hashtag. Here it is an hour later and NOW it's displayed. This incident is a mountain of something I'm not gonna say in polite company.
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#HashTagGames
#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJokeMy instance played a joke on me by not displaying the 9 'oclock games when I clicked on the HashtagGames hashtag. Here it is an hour later and NOW it's displayed. This incident is a mountain of something I'm not gonna say in polite company.
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke is now trending across Mastodon
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke is now trending across Mastodon
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke #HashtagGames There was a young lady from Ryde, who got lost from the Sherpa guide. On the way up K2, she lost her snowshoes, and all the way down did she slide.
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#MountainAPoemLimerickOrJoke #HashtagGames There was a young lady from Ryde, who got lost from the Sherpa guide. On the way up K2, she lost her snowshoes, and all the way down did she slide.
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atop a hilltop stood tucker
tanned testees; a grift of his suckers
as he stood in the breeze
he was covered in cheese
the fascist hate-spewing clown fucker -
atop a hilltop stood tucker
tanned testees; a grift of his suckers
as he stood in the breeze
he was covered in cheese
the fascist hate-spewing clown fucker -
Mountains Of Grass
by Walt Whitman and written at about 4:20 today. -
“I found my wife in her Subaru in a crevass—how’d you get down there, I asked. Simple, she said, I took a left at base camp!
Thanks, everybody! I’ll be here all week—don’t forget to tip your guides, and please rappel home safely!”
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“I found my wife in her Subaru in a crevass—how’d you get down there, I asked. Simple, she said, I took a left at base camp!
Thanks, everybody! I’ll be here all week—don’t forget to tip your guides, and please rappel home safely!”
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The Love Song of Sir Edmund Hillary
Let us go then, you and I,
When the summit of Everest is spread out against the sky... -
The Love Song of Sir Edmund Hillary
Let us go then, you and I,
When the summit of Everest is spread out against the sky... -
Howling Mountains
by Allen Ginsberg and a lot of LSD... -
Two roads diverge in the Highlands
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
Before taking the low road to Scotland -
Because I could not Stop for Death Valley
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What is the most famous mountain that ever had a car accident with a Chevrolet?
Mount Killacamaro.
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who when asked to scale Everest said…Well, you know.
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