#motd — Public Fediverse posts

The great thing about random chance -- like getting THIS Fortune and THIS Cowsay after posting something mentioning Novelty and reposting a Calvin comic is that ... it was inevitable, I like Watterson & Wilde; but I can assign Grand Cosmic Meaning to this small collection of random chances.

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G'day
I just bought new socks 😁 , the old ones were beyond darning

But WTAF there are left and right socks? (Marked on the socks)

What genius 😵‍💫 thought this was a good idea???

1. Before coffee I am incapable or discerning up and down, let alone left and right
2. Now I have to find my glasses to put socks on?
3. What about the sock warp in my washing machine

My brain is going to flip

I'll be taking them back as I don't need the hassle of demanding socks in my life

😭😱

Look after yourself, maybe reduce mental load where you can. Be kind to yourself

🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:
#motd #gday #greetings

G'day
I just bought new socks 😁 , the old ones were beyond darning

But WTAF there are left and right socks? (Marked on the socks)

What genius 😵‍💫 thought this was a good idea???

1. Before coffee I am incapable or discerning up and down, let alone left and right
2. Now I have to find my glasses to put socks on?
3. What about the sock warp in my washing machine

My brain is going to flip

I'll be taking them back as I don't need the hassle of demanding socks in my life

😭😱

Look after yourself, maybe reduce mental load where you can. Be kind to yourself

🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:
#motd #gday #greetings

I haven't posted one of these in a minute ...

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One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

#MOTD »Gib dem Mensch Adminrechte und er zeigt seinen wahren Charakter«

frei nach Goethe

hirt

You know I've never really been a #poetry person, but for the last couple days I've had this ebook open every morning on a new page. Kinda of a #motd
I might keep this going.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/78327

You know I've never really been a #poetry person, but for the last couple days I've had this ebook open every morning on a new page. Kinda of a #motd
I might keep this going.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/78327

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#motd (this is one from the PA Historical Markers DB -- might rather a rec file to store these with location data, etc - than fortune's strfile db, but whatever...)

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I bims, 1 müde #motd

(Ich kann eigentlich nicht guten Gewissens "Deutsch" als Sprache für diesen Toot auswählen 😂)

I bims, 1 müde #motd

(Ich kann eigentlich nicht guten Gewissens "Deutsch" als Sprache für diesen Toot auswählen 😂)

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made my day; Petition 183950 hat Quorum von 30.000 Mitzeichnungen erreicht

[Meldewesen - Keine Führung eigener Register zur Erfassung von trans*
und nichtbinärer Personen]

Trotzdem kann noch 5 Tage lang mitgezeichnet werden:

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2025/_07/_14/Petition_183950.nc.$$$.a.u.html

#motd #petition #quorum #transrights

https://www.europesays.com/uk/682239/ Football icon Terry Yorath dies aged 75 as daughter Gabby Logan forced to leave MOTD | Football | Sport #Britain #England #Football(section) #GabbyLogan #GabbyLoganDad #GabbyLoganFather #GabbyLoganMotd #GreatBritain #MatchOfTheDay #motd #News #NorthernIreland #Scotland #TerryYorath #TerryYorathDead #UK #UnitedKingdom #Wales #WalesFootball #WalesFootballTeam #WalesInternational

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btw, check out my personal fortune collection over here: https://github.com/jkirchartz/fortunes

Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

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All the footballers' shirts have poppies printed on them, fucking hell. Not sure if the ball does or not. Maybe it doesn't, and that's why they're kicking it. #MotD

I'm watching Match of the Day.

City seem to be wearing high-vis.

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Nice City v. Everton match highlights. What a game! #BBC1 #TV #MOTD

#bbcsport #football #ChampionsLeague #motd
Why is Mark Chapman standing so far away (and small) from (the enormous) big screen?

What the fuck are the Beeb doing giving Rooney a permanent pundit's chair?! Old Potato Head is useless!

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#opsec #motd

Si no quieres que tus enemigos sepan lo que estás haciendo no se lo digas a tus amigos.

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Zionists are butchering Palestinian children but the BBC is convinced that Gary Lineker is the problem. Discuss. #gaza #lineker #motd #zionists

Zionists are butchering Palestinian children but the BBC is convinced that Gary Lineker is the problem. Discuss. #gaza #lineker #motd #zionists