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G'day
I just bought new socks 😁 , the old ones were beyond darning

But WTAF there are left and right socks? (Marked on the socks)

What genius 😵‍💫 thought this was a good idea???

1. Before coffee I am incapable or discerning up and down, let alone left and right
2. Now I have to find my glasses to put socks on?
3. What about the sock warp in my washing machine

My brain is going to flip

I'll be taking them back as I don't need the hassle of demanding socks in my life

😭😱

Look after yourself, maybe reduce mental load where you can. Be kind to yourself

🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:
#motd #gday #greetings

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

One Open-source Project Daily

FalconStats motd

https://github.com/Heholord/FalconStats

#1ospd #opensource #server #motd #unixporn

G'day
I've been "saved" by the weather 😂🤣

The grass is a bit long and uneven and needs a light mow 🤷‍♀️
Oh woe is me, the minute I pulled the mower out of the garden shed it rained heavily. Guess I'll just sit here, drink a cup of tea and watch the grass grow 🌱

Have a fabulous day and remember that you are unique, so look out for yourself. Maybe, if you can, make the most of an unplanned spare moment to step off the treadmill and watch the world go by.. grass growing is a little miracle ✨️

#MOTD #gday #greetings

#MOTD »Gib dem Mensch Adminrechte und er zeigt seinen wahren Charakter«

frei nach Goethe

hirt

Wayne Rooney is a terrible pundit >>

#motd #mcfc

G'day
G&T have a new treat bar and they are very excited little dino's

Did you get a treat today?
Maybe you heard some good news or someone made you laugh?

Remember that you are unique, so look after yourself.

Enjoy your treats!
#MOTD #gday #Greetings

You know I've never really been a #poetry person, but for the last couple days I've had this ebook open every morning on a new page. Kinda of a #motd
I might keep this going.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/78327

Good morning 👋
I turned the news on this morning while I ate breakfast
😂 and turned it off pretty quickly

Maybe being too busy this week for anything other than work wasn't such a bad thing!!

Anyway it is a beautiful morning here, it was crisp (15°c) when I got up, the sky is a stunning light blue, and we are headed for a high of 26°c

The cooler weather has arrived!

G&T are currently sitting on a branch sunning themselves and occasionally snacking on the remains of their breakfast

Have a fantastic Saturday
🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:

Remember that you are unique, so look out for yourself. You don't have to watch the world spiral, your health and well-being is more important than things that you can't influence

#MOTD #gday #greetings

#motd

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Today’s IT pro tip: The phrases “no capacity” and “no resources” imply very different issues.

Sigh, user. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

#IT #ProTip #MOTD #PrincessBride

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#motd (this is one from the PA Historical Markers DB -- might rather a rec file to store these with location data, etc - than fortune's strfile db, but whatever...)

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I bims, 1 müde #motd

(Ich kann eigentlich nicht guten Gewissens "Deutsch" als Sprache für diesen Toot auswählen 😂)

#motd

made my day; Petition 183950 hat Quorum von 30.000 Mitzeichnungen erreicht

[Meldewesen - Keine Führung eigener Register zur Erfassung von trans*
und nichtbinärer Personen]

Trotzdem kann noch 5 Tage lang mitgezeichnet werden:

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2025/_07/_14/Petition_183950.nc.$$$.a.u.html

#motd #petition #quorum #transrights

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Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

Todays Word Of The Day..

You know it when you see it:

https://wordsmith.org/words/chauvinism.html

#WOTD #MOTD #MAGA #Language #English #French #Chauvinism
#Fuckwittism

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

should I crop these to be more web-comic style?

(PS: alt text is where my neurosis really shines.)

#motd #motd2 #electricboogaloo

#motd #snafu

#bbcsport #football #ChampionsLeague #motd
Why is Mark Chapman standing so far away (and small) from (the enormous) big screen?

Me and bae settling down for #MatchOfTheDay.

#motd
#caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#Ronnie