#morphologically_functional — Public Fediverse posts

@clay @alex @calibri For sure! Absolutely! After 85,000 years of the #natural_selection process 🤘💀🤘

But I thought the #Klaus_Schwab diet making all the headlines as of late is based on #Soylent_Green? Y'know, something more natural and organically #cannibalistic in nature - since I'mma promised to be happy and own nothing.

Ah, what do I know though. I'm just an #unrepentant, #carnivorous, #capitalist_pig anyway lolz.

Now you went and did it Clay! I'm fricken' hungry! So I'mma #eviscerate one of my #Humboldt grass fed dead cows 🐮, and use my #morphologically_functional #incisors engineered to rend, rip, and tear the #bloody_flesh from that animal I #massacred so I can ingest it for all those #Omega_3's... 🐄

Unapologetically, and without giving anyone the benefit of a CW when I post it too, #Muahahaha - #Yummies! 🥩

Here's what part one looks like... And remember, #Parts_is_Parts!

So... I can haz #Cheezburgerz? 🍔

#tallship

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