I hope you brought extra socks today, because these #UnsolicitedNoods are going to knock the ones you're wearing clean off your feet.
I bought a Costco-sized bag of green onions yesterday, chums. "More green onions than any mortal man could reasonably use," they said. "You're simply mad to purchase them!" they said.
But look at me now. Enjoying a vegetal bowl of #Momofuku #noodles overflowing with #scallions (seven in there), sauteed oyster shrooms, kelp, and sardines. Mmm.