#moderntech — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #moderntech, aggregated by home.social.
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Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".
~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*
:::Screams at Modern Life::
Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.
[* Sarcasm]
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Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".
~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*
:::Screams at Modern Life::
Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.
[* Sarcasm]
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Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".
~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*
:::Screams at Modern Life::
Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.
[* Sarcasm]
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Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".
~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*
:::Screams at Modern Life::
Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.
[* Sarcasm]
-
Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".
~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*
:::Screams at Modern Life::
Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.
[* Sarcasm]
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🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦♂️404: Brain not found.
https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/gatwick-airport-robotic-parking-stanley-robotics/ #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦♂️404: Brain not found.
https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/gatwick-airport-robotic-parking-stanley-robotics/ #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦♂️404: Brain not found.
https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/gatwick-airport-robotic-parking-stanley-robotics/ #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦♂️404: Brain not found.
https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/gatwick-airport-robotic-parking-stanley-robotics/ #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦♂️404: Brain not found.
https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/gatwick-airport-robotic-parking-stanley-robotics/ #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
https://www.yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-just-want-slaves #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
https://www.yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-just-want-slaves #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
https://www.yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-just-want-slaves #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
https://www.yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-just-want-slaves #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
https://www.yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-just-want-slaves #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
https://shonczinner.github.io/posts/embedding-prediction/ #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
https://shonczinner.github.io/posts/embedding-prediction/ #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
https://shonczinner.github.io/posts/embedding-prediction/ #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
https://shonczinner.github.io/posts/embedding-prediction/ #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated -
👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
https://shonczinner.github.io/posts/embedding-prediction/ #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260601-00/?p=112373 #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260601-00/?p=112373 #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260601-00/?p=112373 #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260601-00/?p=112373 #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260601-00/?p=112373 #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated -
https://www.europesays.com/africa/266510/ Haryana making constant efforts to connect farmers with modern technologies: Chief Minister #agriculture #farmers #FPOs #Haryana #ModernTech #NayabSinghSaini #Tanzania
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🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦♀️
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦♀️
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦♀️
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦♀️
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦♀️
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
