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  1. Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".

    ~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*

    :::Screams at Modern Life::

    Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.

    [* Sarcasm]

    #Android #ModernTech #Notifcations

  2. Am *THRILLED* that an Overnight software O/S Update on my Motorola Android Phone - has decided that the "Notifications For Necessary Software Updates" now includes regular "News Headlines".

    ~Brimming with JOY~ that I now have to find the *hidden, nested system menus* that allow me to TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SUPPOSEDLY DORMANT HOME SCREEN.*

    :::Screams at Modern Life::

    Whomsoever decided to push that software update, I Curse You. CURSE YOU.

    [* Sarcasm]

    #Android #ModernTech #Notifcations

  3. 🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦‍♂️404: Brain not found.
    aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/g #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚗🤖 Ah, the marvels of modern technology! Gatwick Airport introduces cutting-edge robo-parking—except you can't read about it because *nginx* is feeling secretive today. 🤦‍♂️404: Brain not found.
    aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/g #GatwickAirport #robo-parking #technology #nginx404 #moderntech #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  5. Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
    yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-j #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Ah, another deep dive into the existential crisis of modern tech! 😱 Yash, the self-proclaimed "Creative Developer", dares to ask if we're all just modern-day pharaohs in search of digital slaves. 🤖 Spoiler: turns out, we just want our AI to fetch coffee and do our taxes. ☕️📊
    yashthapliyal.com/blog/do-we-j #existentialcrisis #moderntech #AIethics #CreativeDeveloper #digitalslaves #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
    danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-o #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  8. Oh, the thrill of modern tech wizardry: a riveting journey of toggling #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪 to unveil the secret sauce behind resume scoring 📝! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like a rollercoaster of fluctuating numbers that are as reliable as a fortune cookie. 😂🔢
    danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-o #modernTech #wizardry #resumeScoring #rollercoasterFluctuations #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
    shonczinner.github.io/posts/em #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 👴📚 Oh, the excitement of rediscovering a 90-year-old math idea! #CCA is apparently the "inspiration" for modern tech, but let's be real: it's just a desperate dust-off of Harold Hotelling's 1936 work. "Groundbreaking," if you forgot what century you're in. 🙄🔍
    shonczinner.github.io/posts/em #rediscoveringmath #HaroldHotelling #moderntech #historyofmath #groundbreakingideas #dustyarchives #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
    devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewt #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Oh, #Microsoft, the comedic geniuses behind naming their Windows 8 experience "modern" 😂. It's like calling a flip phone "cutting-edge" 📞🔪. Perhaps they should've just gone with "retro-chic disaster" and called it a day. 🚀💥
    devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewt #Windows8 #Humor #ModernTech #RetroChic #Disasters #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
    casio.com/jp/basic-calculators #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🚫 Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. 🎉 Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. 🔒
    casio.com/jp/basic-calculators #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated

  15. Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦‍♀️
    openai.com/index/introducing-o #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  16. Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? 👏🤦‍♀️
    openai.com/index/introducing-o #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  17. Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
    drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-re #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  18. Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! 📱🤖 Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. 🍖🔫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. 🙄
    drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-re #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  19. Note to YouTube AI wranglers:

    Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.

    Read the room, damn it.

    #ModernTech
    #YouTube

  20. Note to YouTube AI wranglers:

    Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.

    Read the room, damn it.

    #ModernTech
    #YouTube

  21. 😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
    israeltechinsider.com/p/inside #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  22. 😆 Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScript—because, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. 🔒🍪
    israeltechinsider.com/p/inside #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  23. Oh, the joys of modern web design where we're held hostage by a #JavaScript overlord demanding cookie tribute 🍪🤖. But wait, there's more! Just imagine the ecstasy of gazing at a blank page while your #browser becomes a bouncer for poorly-coded parties. 🙄🎉
    inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleas #webdesign #cookies #issues #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  24. Oh, the joys of modern web design where we're held hostage by a #JavaScript overlord demanding cookie tribute 🍪🤖. But wait, there's more! Just imagine the ecstasy of gazing at a blank page while your #browser becomes a bouncer for poorly-coded parties. 🙄🎉
    inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleas #webdesign #cookies #issues #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated

  25. Oh, the wonders of modern tech! 😂 A suburban school district has decided that the best way to ensure students live where they say is by playing #detective with license plate readers. 🚗🔍 Because nothing screams quality #education like spying on minivans in the #carpool lane! 🎒📚
    nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburb #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated

  26. Oh, the wonders of modern tech! 😂 A suburban school district has decided that the best way to ensure students live where they say is by playing #detective with license plate readers. 🚗🔍 Because nothing screams quality #education like spying on minivans in the #carpool lane! 🎒📚
    nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburb #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated

  27. 🚀 Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly — a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. 🏰🔒 Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. 🙄
    hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/maki #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated

  28. 🚀 Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly — a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. 🏰🔒 Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. 🙄
    hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/maki #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated

  29. Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
    eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/com #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  30. Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
    eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/com #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated

  31. Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSH—truly the pinnacle of modern technology! 🎉 Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! 🥳🤖
    exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated

  32. Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSH—truly the pinnacle of modern technology! 🎉 Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! 🥳🤖
    exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated

  33. Get Things Done this weekend !
    She thought.

    Make a dent in my vertiginous To Do list !
    She thought.

    BUT NO.

    Her weekend was to be consumed by the *two singular tasks* of getting a printer and a set of doorbells to just work as advertised!

    Kafka could ~only dream~ up complexities and modern tortures such as these.*

    [Also Boyf is more emotionally robust than I am to the current 'drip drip' of modern life ..]

    #ModernTech #Tech #Troubleshooting

  34. Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds 🛸🔬. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particles—truly the pinnacle of modern science! 😂✨
    gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated

  35. Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds 🛸🔬. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particles—truly the pinnacle of modern science! 😂✨
    gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated

  36. 🚀 Ah, the eternal geek fantasy: trinary computing! Because binary's only been the cornerstone of modern tech for the past century. 🙄 Maybe if we just wish hard enough, the circuits will magically switch to a third state. Keep #dreaming, Robin. 💤
    robinsloan.com/lab/trinary-dre #trinarycomputing #geekfantasy #moderntech #innovation #circuitry #HackerNews #ngated

  37. 🚀 Ah, the eternal geek fantasy: trinary computing! Because binary's only been the cornerstone of modern tech for the past century. 🙄 Maybe if we just wish hard enough, the circuits will magically switch to a third state. Keep #dreaming, Robin. 💤
    robinsloan.com/lab/trinary-dre #trinarycomputing #geekfantasy #moderntech #innovation #circuitry #HackerNews #ngated

  38. 🤔 Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. 🌪️ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! 😂
    thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modul #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated

  39. 🤔 Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. 🌪️ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! 😂
    thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modul #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated

  40. 🙄 Oh, the harrowing tale of a washing machine door in 2005, the pinnacle of modern storytelling! 🤦‍♂️ Forget leveraging the Web, let's all gather 'round to hear about the glory days of #Electrolux purchases. 😂 #RevolutionaryContent
    blog.tomayac.com/2025/09/03/fo #HackerNews #Storytelling #ModernTech #WashingMachine #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

  41. 🙄 Oh, the harrowing tale of a washing machine door in 2005, the pinnacle of modern storytelling! 🤦‍♂️ Forget leveraging the Web, let's all gather 'round to hear about the glory days of #Electrolux purchases. 😂 #RevolutionaryContent
    blog.tomayac.com/2025/09/03/fo #HackerNews #Storytelling #ModernTech #WashingMachine #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

  42. Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tale of someone "inventing" long-distance communication...in 2025. 🎉 Because nothing says modern technological advancement like discovering Zoom three years after the rest of the planet. 🙄📱
    blog.danpetrolito.xyz/i-built- #longdistancecommunication #moderntech #innovation #sarcasm #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  43. Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tale of someone "inventing" long-distance communication...in 2025. 🎉 Because nothing says modern technological advancement like discovering Zoom three years after the rest of the planet. 🙄📱
    blog.danpetrolito.xyz/i-built- #longdistancecommunication #moderntech #innovation #sarcasm #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  44. 👨‍💻 Ah, the marvel of modern tech—yet another DNS resolver that claims it can deploy anywhere! 🤔 Because clearly, the world needed another excuse to deploy to CF Workers, #Deno, and the rest. 🌐 But don’t worry, it’s on #GitHub, so naturally, it must be revolutionary... or something. 🙄
    github.com/serverless-dns/serv #DNSResolver #ModernTech #CFWorkers #HackerNews #ngated

  45. Tutanota — это такой сервис, который вроде как про приватность, но по факту больше про то, чтобы ты ни с кем не мог нормально взаимодействовать. Забудьте про SMTP и IMAP, это слишком небезопасно по их версии реальности. Поэтому подключить почту к своему клиенту? Нет. Сделать рассылку с CRM? Нет. Перенести архив писем на другую платформу? Ну-у-у… теоретически когда-нибудь. Зато внутри своего уютного гетто всё шифруется насмерть, а если вы хотите написать внешнему миру, то собеседник должен пройти квест с паролями и временными ссылками. Очень удобно, да. И да, сервера строго в Германии, потому что если уж быть заложником системы, то хотя бы с немецким паспортом. Tutanota — это не «почта нового поколения», это скорее почта без почты. Без протоколов, без совместимости, без вариантов. Полностью безопасно, потому что полностью изолировано. Лучше сразу голубями, там хотя бы SMTP не нужен.

    #Tutanota #Email #Privacy #SecureButUseless #NoSMTP #NoIMAP #LockIn #TechRant #Encryption #DigitalPrivacy #Germany #EmailClients #WalledGarden #PrivacyMyth #UserExperience #EmailGatekeeping #BetterUsePigeons #ModernTech #PrivacyForWho #GDRPApprovedPigeons mastodon.social/@Tutanota/1111