#moderntech โ Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #moderntech, aggregated by home.social.
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๐ซ Oh, look! An #exclusive #calculator that you're *not* allowed to see. Casio's grand showcase of "Access Denied" is the height of modern digital elitism. ๐ Because nothing screams premium more than a website that's as locked down as Fort Knox. ๐
https://www.casio.com/jp/basic-calculators/premium/en-s100x-jc1-u/ #AccessDenied #DigitalElitism #Casio #ModernTech #FortKnox #HackerNews #ngated -
You can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
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You can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
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You can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
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You can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
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You can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
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Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! ๐ฑ๐ค Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. ๐๐ซ Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. ๐
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Note to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
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๐ Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScriptโbecause, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. ๐๐ช
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the joys of modern web design where we're held hostage by a #JavaScript overlord demanding cookie tribute ๐ช๐ค. But wait, there's more! Just imagine the ecstasy of gazing at a blank page while your #browser becomes a bouncer for poorly-coded parties. ๐๐
https://www.inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleasures-of-poor-product-design #webdesign #cookies #issues #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the wonders of modern tech! ๐ A suburban school district has decided that the best way to ensure students live where they say is by playing #detective with license plate readers. ๐๐ Because nothing screams quality #education like spying on minivans in the #carpool lane! ๐๐
https://www.nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburban-school-district-uses-license-plate-readers-to-verify-student-residency/3906703/ #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly โ a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. ๐ฐ๐ Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. ๐
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly โ a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. ๐ฐ๐ Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. ๐
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly โ a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. ๐ฐ๐ Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. ๐
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly โ a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. ๐ฐ๐ Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. ๐
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? ๐๐
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? ๐๐
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? ๐๐
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? ๐๐
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSHโtruly the pinnacle of modern technology! ๐ Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! ๐ฅณ๐ค
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSHโtruly the pinnacle of modern technology! ๐ Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! ๐ฅณ๐ค
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSHโtruly the pinnacle of modern technology! ๐ Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! ๐ฅณ๐ค
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSHโtruly the pinnacle of modern technology! ๐ Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! ๐ฅณ๐ค
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSHโtruly the pinnacle of modern technology! ๐ Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! ๐ฅณ๐ค
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated -
Get Things Done this weekend !
She thought.Make a dent in my vertiginous To Do list !
She thought.BUT NO.
Her weekend was to be consumed by the *two singular tasks* of getting a printer and a set of doorbells to just work as advertised!
Kafka could ~only dream~ up complexities and modern tortures such as these.*
[Also Boyf is more emotionally robust than I am to the current 'drip drip' of modern life ..]
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https://www.landingstream.com/shop/
Power up and vibe out with the Fast Wireless Charger with Bluetooth Speakerโก๐โจ
#WirelessCharger #FastCharging #BluetoothSpeaker #TechEssentials #SmartGadgets #ChargeAndPlay #DeskSetup #TechLifestyle #GadgetGoals #ModernTech #SmartCharging #SoundAndCharge #DualFunction #AllInOneGadget #MusicLovers #PowerUp #WirelessPower #SpeakerLife #TechUpgrade #EverydayTech #HomeOfficeSetup #NightstandEssentials #WorkstationGear #PortableSpeaker #QuickCharge #TechVibes #SmartHomeDevices -
Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds ๐ธ๐ฌ. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particlesโtruly the pinnacle of modern science! ๐โจ
https://www.gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds ๐ธ๐ฌ. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particlesโtruly the pinnacle of modern science! ๐โจ
https://www.gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds ๐ธ๐ฌ. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particlesโtruly the pinnacle of modern science! ๐โจ
https://www.gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds ๐ธ๐ฌ. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particlesโtruly the pinnacle of modern science! ๐โจ
https://www.gaudi.ch/GaudiLabs/?page_id=578 #OpticalTraps #SciFiScience #ModernTech #MicroscopicParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Ah, the eternal geek fantasy: trinary computing! Because binary's only been the cornerstone of modern tech for the past century. ๐ Maybe if we just wish hard enough, the circuits will magically switch to a third state. Keep #dreaming, Robin. ๐ค
https://www.robinsloan.com/lab/trinary-dream/ #trinarycomputing #geekfantasy #moderntech #innovation #circuitry #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐
๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ
https://www.theinsightpartners.com/reports/led-packaging-market#LED #LEDPackaging #Optoelectronics #LightingTech #EnergyEfficient #SmartLighting #Electronics #Semiconductor #HeatManagement #LightOutput #Durability #Innovation #ChipProtection #ModernTech #LEDDesign
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๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐
๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ
https://www.theinsightpartners.com/reports/led-packaging-market#LED #LEDPackaging #Optoelectronics #LightingTech #EnergyEfficient #SmartLighting #Electronics #Semiconductor #HeatManagement #LightOutput #Durability #Innovation #ChipProtection #ModernTech #LEDDesign
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๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐
๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ
https://www.theinsightpartners.com/reports/led-packaging-market#LED #LEDPackaging #Optoelectronics #LightingTech #EnergyEfficient #SmartLighting #Electronics #Semiconductor #HeatManagement #LightOutput #Durability #Innovation #ChipProtection #ModernTech #LEDDesign
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๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐
๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ
https://www.theinsightpartners.com/reports/led-packaging-market#LED #LEDPackaging #Optoelectronics #LightingTech #EnergyEfficient #SmartLighting #Electronics #Semiconductor #HeatManagement #LightOutput #Durability #Innovation #ChipProtection #ModernTech #LEDDesign
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๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐
๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ
https://www.theinsightpartners.com/reports/led-packaging-market#LED #LEDPackaging #Optoelectronics #LightingTech #EnergyEfficient #SmartLighting #Electronics #Semiconductor #HeatManagement #LightOutput #Durability #Innovation #ChipProtection #ModernTech #LEDDesign
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๐ค Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. ๐ช๏ธ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! ๐
https://thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modular-manifolds/ #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ค Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. ๐ช๏ธ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! ๐
https://thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modular-manifolds/ #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ค Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. ๐ช๏ธ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! ๐
https://thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modular-manifolds/ #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ค Ah, behold the magnum opus of modern tech drivel! A dizzying vortex of digits and jargon that screams "Look, Ma! I'm doing important things" without actually saying anything at all. ๐ช๏ธ It's like a #Sudoku puzzle with the charm of a spreadsheet. Bravo, or should I say, 7777777777! ๐
https://thinkingmachines.ai/blog/modular-manifolds/ #techdrivel #digitaljargon #moderntech #humor #spreadsheetlife #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Oh, the harrowing tale of a washing machine door in 2005, the pinnacle of modern storytelling! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Forget leveraging the Web, let's all gather 'round to hear about the glory days of #Electrolux purchases. ๐ #RevolutionaryContent
https://blog.tomayac.com/2025/09/03/for-all-thats-holy-can-you-just-leverage-the-web-please/ #HackerNews #Storytelling #ModernTech #WashingMachine #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tale of someone "inventing" long-distance communication...in 2025. ๐ Because nothing says modern technological advancement like discovering Zoom three years after the rest of the planet. ๐๐ฑ
https://blog.danpetrolito.xyz/i-built-something-that-changed-my-friend-gro-social-fabric/ #longdistancecommunication #moderntech #innovation #sarcasm #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tale of someone "inventing" long-distance communication...in 2025. ๐ Because nothing says modern technological advancement like discovering Zoom three years after the rest of the planet. ๐๐ฑ
https://blog.danpetrolito.xyz/i-built-something-that-changed-my-friend-gro-social-fabric/ #longdistancecommunication #moderntech #innovation #sarcasm #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tale of someone "inventing" long-distance communication...in 2025. ๐ Because nothing says modern technological advancement like discovering Zoom three years after the rest of the planet. ๐๐ฑ
https://blog.danpetrolito.xyz/i-built-something-that-changed-my-friend-gro-social-fabric/ #longdistancecommunication #moderntech #innovation #sarcasm #technews #HackerNews #ngated
