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    the Tissue and Paper Towel division has oversight of:
    - pulling tissues from boxes (tissues should either rip immediately, or pull at least 5 more tissues out with them)
    - ripping paper towel and toilet paper anywhere but the perforation
    - wasting at least a metre of toilet paper trying to unstick the first sheet on a new roll, and then misaligning the plies

  2. Sell USB C jacks and plugs which barely withstand one year of normal charging usage which causes vague "You charger is janky" errors when you try to charge.

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    re-orientate the USB port so that it takes at least 3 attempts to plug in the memory stick

    re-arranges images in a document every time it's opened

  4. #今日宇宙流行趋势

    刚刚,宇宙望远镜观测到来自57颗星球的173个标签,其中新标签16个。

    所有标签中,最热门的是 #silentsunday ,流行指数32.49。
    新标签中,最热门的是 #minordemonchoresandtasks ,流行指数12.34。

    流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果(F1 Score)。

  5. Put the cat out.

    The poor thing keeps getting too close to the burning pit.

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  6. Put toilet paper rolls on the wrong way in public bathrooms, so they roll out all over the (wet) floor when you try to pull off a piece.

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  7. OK Satan, it’s your Choice - you can ride around terrorizing the neighborhood but first you have to take out the garbage - and no I don’t mean that figuratively
    
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  8. Pilia: Hide on house pets during shedding season, flicking off light colored hairs when you’re wearing dark colors and vice-versa.

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  9. Randomly interfere with the RCA-to-Mini Jack (1/8-inch) adapter between bluetooth receivers (mini jack) and the stereo system (RCA connectors). 😈

    More specifically, require the mini jack be unplugged and replugged into the bluetooth receivers to get both stereo channels to work. Especially when changing between apps on the device sending the bluetooth signal! 🤬

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  10. The smoke alarms starts beeping at 11 pm and where are those darn batteries.

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  11. “...still, he never caught on to the whole shaving thing, anyway. Unrecognized valor, I say!”

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  12. Going to the grocery store for one item and coming home with 10 items except the one you went there for.

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