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Things heard during #middleaged #shenanigans:

How's your knee?
How's your back?
I need a pillow.
How's your shoulder?
Let's take a break.
[Snoring]
Use this bolster.
Wait. I need water.
Knees ok?
Oh my god my back.

Stay safe out there, y'all.

Things heard during #middleaged #shenanigans:

How's your knee?
How's your back?
I need a pillow.
How's your shoulder?
Let's take a break.
[Snoring]
Use this bolster.
Wait. I need water.
Knees ok?
Oh my god my back.

Stay safe out there, y'all.

Hung out with college friends I haven't seen in a while over the weekend. At one point we were talking about our stretching routines. 😭 #MiddleAged

Oh goodie, it appears I've entered the klutz phase of perimenopause. Good job my lab work involves handling sediment, and not something worse, like a laboratory-created death virus, given the stuff I spill/drop/yeet on a daily basis :notlikemeowcry: #Perimenopause #MiddleAged #Clumsy #Proprioception

Oh goodie, it appears I've entered the klutz phase of perimenopause. Good job my lab work involves handling sediment, and not something worse, like a laboratory-created death virus, given the stuff I spill/drop/yeet on a daily basis :notlikemeowcry: #Perimenopause #MiddleAged #Clumsy #Proprioception

[OC] Atticus Titan - Antlers

Some slight updates to the design of Tyrus' dad. Mainly his antlers, neck and colors a tad. I'll eventually get around to his full body update, it'll likely stay roughly the same if not a bit more beer belly and maybe revised outfit lol.

#furryart #doodle #colored_sketch #originalcharacter #drawing #older_male #MiddleAged #male #deer #anthro

What would you say is the starting age for "middle-aged"?

#opinion #middleAged #middleAge #whatAge

What would you say is the starting age for "middle-aged"?

#opinion #middleAged #middleAge #whatAge

Me: [reading a sign across the street] Naked Licks? Noyt Lloyd...what? That makes no sense.

[adjusting trifocals] Ohhhh...Next Level Painting.

#MiddleAged

Me: [reading a sign across the street] Naked Licks? Noyt Lloyd...what? That makes no sense.

[adjusting trifocals] Ohhhh...Next Level Painting.

#MiddleAged

Ridiculous #aging #middleaged #perimenopause experience today:

For my entire adult life I've had this one spot on my chin where a single dark, coarse hair will grow in from time to time. Not an uncommon experience; a lot of women have to pluck a few hairs here and there to maintain the illusion of smooth, perfect skin.

Discovered this morning that the hair had grown back, but now it's gone white -- and I only noticed it because I could feel it when touching my face, but couldn't easily see it any more against my pale skin.

So, my first white hair.... and it's on my chin.

I guess this is 40?

Ridiculous #aging #middleaged #perimenopause experience today:

For my entire adult life I've had this one spot on my chin where a single dark, coarse hair will grow in from time to time. Not an uncommon experience; a lot of women have to pluck a few hairs here and there to maintain the illusion of smooth, perfect skin.

Discovered this morning that the hair had grown back, but now it's gone white -- and I only noticed it because I could feel it when touching my face, but couldn't easily see it any more against my pale skin.

So, my first white hair.... and it's on my chin.

I guess this is 40?

I’m currently 43 years old and will be turning 44 this July, so I would say that makes me middle-aged. I don’t really have an issue with this because, for the most part, I don’t feel my age, but social media has a way of telling me otherwise.
https://medium.com/prismnpen/where-is-my-representation-as-an-older-trans-man-8147c3b196ae?sk=73679f38ed885739cfc0913d9c5e3fc0

#LGBTQ #Transgender #MiddleAged #Representation

I’m currently 43 years old and will be turning 44 this July, so I would say that makes me middle-aged. I don’t really have an issue with this because, for the most part, I don’t feel my age, but social media has a way of telling me otherwise.
https://medium.com/prismnpen/where-is-my-representation-as-an-older-trans-man-8147c3b196ae?sk=73679f38ed885739cfc0913d9c5e3fc0

#LGBTQ #Transgender #MiddleAged #Representation

New study finds way for #middleaged #adults to reduce #dementia risk

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/health-and-families/dementia-symptoms-risk-exercise-benefits-b2868972.html

New study finds way for #middleaged #adults to reduce #dementia risk

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/health-and-families/dementia-symptoms-risk-exercise-benefits-b2868972.html

How can you tell you are #MiddleAged? Last night I #dreamed about taking a friend to a cool bar, located at the top of my local supermarket...

How can you tell you are #MiddleAged? Last night I #dreamed about taking a friend to a cool bar, located at the top of my local supermarket...

There should be a tome of wisdom for young people to realize how they are being used before they become too old to care. #middleaged

#DadJokes #ShitIFind #MiddleAges #MiddleAged

#DadJokes #ShitIFind #MiddleAges #MiddleAged

3 Things We #Cry About After a #BreakUp -- From a #middleaged #woman’s perspective.

https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/3-things-we-cry-about-after-a-break-up/

3 Things We #Cry About After a #BreakUp -- From a #middleaged #woman’s perspective.

https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/3-things-we-cry-about-after-a-break-up/

A quotation from Judith Martin

People will say, “Seventy isn’t old, it’s middle-aged,” and I think, middle of what — 140?

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist, etiquette expert [a.k.a. Miss Manners]
Essay (1996-03/04), Modern Maturity magazine

Sourcing, notes: wist.info/martin-judith/78297/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #judithmartin #missmanners #age #middleaged #oldage #perspective #seventy #growingold #aging

For the third straight week, I remembered to ride my bike three laps around Pioenpark!
#LowBar #MiddleAged

For the third straight week, I remembered to ride my bike three laps around Pioenpark!
#LowBar #MiddleAged

Oh goodie. Apparently I did that middle-aged thing of moving in an unknown way that mildly inconvenienced my body, and now the left side of my back, neck, plus arm, are in painful spasm and I get to spend my day choking down painkillers in order to be able to move like a slightly younger person. FML! :notlikemeowcry: #MiddleAged

Oh goodie. Apparently I did that middle-aged thing of moving in an unknown way that mildly inconvenienced my body, and now the left side of my back, neck, plus arm, are in painful spasm and I get to spend my day choking down painkillers in order to be able to move like a slightly younger person. FML! :notlikemeowcry: #MiddleAged

I rode my bike for thirty minutes, since I should get accustomed to doing that regularly. I was stunned at how big a difference it made to have my tires filled to the proper pressure!
#MiddleAged #Netherlands #bicycle

I rode my bike for thirty minutes, since I should get accustomed to doing that regularly. I was stunned at how big a difference it made to have my tires filled to the proper pressure!
#MiddleAged #Netherlands #bicycle

When you take a selfie and realize just how old you look…
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#china #shenzhen #middlekingdom #expat #selfie #middleaged

Am I too old to go travelling around Europe with a europass? 😅

#travel #europe #MiddleAged

Am I too old to go travelling around Europe with a europass? 😅

#travel #europe #MiddleAged

2025-04-04 - Illustration - Adeline la Sage

Une Adeline un peu plus âgée, avec des cheveux à nouveaux frisés et dans sa tenue habituelle :D

Personnage - Adeline
~3h45, Marqueurs Alcool, A7

#traditionalart #illustration #alcoholmarkers #lilaverse #oc #witch #redhead #pointyhat #portrait #ocean #green #middleaged #tattoo #scars #freckles #curlyhair

Today, my husband and I are getting together with our kids and their families to celebrate our older kid’s 40th birthday. Hard to believe that we have a #middleaged child. So fortunate that we’re both (as a neighbor used to say) still #perpendicular.

#aging #kids #adult_kids #family #love #lucky #it_goes_so_fast #dont_wish_a_moment_away

6 months taken, 15kg down!!

Today, I'm happy to report that I've gotten rid of the several years' worth of incremental middle-age creep that had found me.

Now, to keep it off!!!

🥗 #WeightLoss #WeightWatchers #WW #Dieting #Health #MiddleAged #Success

6 months taken, 15kg down!!

Today, I'm happy to report that I've gotten rid of the several years' worth of incremental middle-age creep that had found me.

Now, to keep it off!!!

🥗 #WeightLoss #WeightWatchers #WW #Dieting #Health #MiddleAged #Success

Morning meetings out of the way, getting ready for an afternoon of focus time. Smelling the giant platter of roasting veg (broccoli, purple yam, brussel sprouts, peppers, onions, carrots, kale, zucchini, garlic - I'll build a grain bowl for lunch.)

Also: slipping Benson slices of purple yam. (Which he likes!! Boyo loves some raw root vegetables, apparently.)

Look at us.
Eating healthy things.

#BensonUpdate
#MiddleAged

Morning meetings out of the way, getting ready for an afternoon of focus time. Smelling the giant platter of roasting veg (broccoli, purple yam, brussel sprouts, peppers, onions, carrots, kale, zucchini, garlic - I'll build a grain bowl for lunch.)

Also: slipping Benson slices of purple yam. (Which he likes!! Boyo loves some raw root vegetables, apparently.)

Look at us.
Eating healthy things.

#BensonUpdate
#MiddleAged

Think I might sod off to bed after The Last Leg; I'm knackered!

:blobcattired: #HappyNewYear #MiddleAged

Think I might sod off to bed after The Last Leg; I'm knackered!

:blobcattired: #HappyNewYear #MiddleAged

#top5 Dumb #Myths About Being #MiddleAged

https://linkiest.com/5-dumb-myths-about-being-middle-aged/
#sex #health #education #pain

#top5 Dumb #Myths About Being #MiddleAged

https://linkiest.com/5-dumb-myths-about-being-middle-aged/
#sex #health #education #pain

Just realized that *sometime this week* I finally became a 50%+ resident of this century

#MiddleAged

Just realized that *sometime this week* I finally became a 50%+ resident of this century

#MiddleAged

#Women Are Turning to #Testosterone #Therapy in Search of ‘#MiracleDrug’

On the advice of #influencers, #middleaged #women are turning to testosterone therapy to combat #symptoms of #menopause.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #HRT #Sexuality
https://www.vice.com/en/article/women-are-turning-to-testosterone-therapy-in-search-of-miracle-drug/

#Women Are Turning to #Testosterone #Therapy in Search of ‘#MiracleDrug’

On the advice of #influencers, #middleaged #women are turning to testosterone therapy to combat #symptoms of #menopause.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #HRT #Sexuality
https://www.vice.com/en/article/women-are-turning-to-testosterone-therapy-in-search-of-miracle-drug/

Do #Women in #Maga #Cult #Homes Have a #Secret #Vote #Plan?

#Republican #women, often #middleaged or #older, quietly admit, ‘Don’t let my #husband know, but I’m voting the other way.’

Could a hidden ‘#WomensVote’ #upend #expectations once more? #Kansas proved it’s possible, as #conservative #women quietly #voted against #restrictive #laws. Now, with the stakes higher than ever, will #Pennsylvania follow suit and deliver a gift for #VicePresident #KamalaHarris?

https://www.counterpunch.org/2024/10/31/do-women-in-mega-cult-homes-have-a-secret-vote-plan/

Do #Women in #Maga #Cult #Homes Have a #Secret #Vote #Plan?

#Republican #women, often #middleaged or #older, quietly admit, ‘Don’t let my #husband know, but I’m voting the other way.’

Could a hidden ‘#WomensVote’ #upend #expectations once more? #Kansas proved it’s possible, as #conservative #women quietly #voted against #restrictive #laws. Now, with the stakes higher than ever, will #Pennsylvania follow suit and deliver a gift for #VicePresident #KamalaHarris?

https://www.counterpunch.org/2024/10/31/do-women-in-mega-cult-homes-have-a-secret-vote-plan/