#microtrottoirdesinternets — Public Fediverse posts

FR - "Un chef d'entreprise ça s'empêche !"

EN - "A businessman, that could be impeded !"

#chouxGrassets #GrassetGate #lesLivresCleurFête #STOP #exclamationpoint #inTheName #ofLooooove #exclamationpoint #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #pixelosophy #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://youtu.be/lQ4LO_hVRmQ?t=730

 [ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: France Culture (radiofrance.frfranceculture) - insta: @franceculture - YT: @FranceCulture - masto: @franceculture - bluesky:
@franceculture.fr

🎵 The Supremes • Stop! In The Name Of Love • YT: https://youtu.be/une981B7Q4Y

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FR - "De toute façon c’est bizarre un drapeau. C’est quoi le délire de respecter un truc qui se dresse que quand le vent tourne ? >.<'" (un.e internaute, sans doute de gauche)

EN - "Anyway, it's weird, a flag. What's the point of respecting something that only goes up when the wind changes ? >.<' " (an internet user, probably left-wing)

#redFlag #whiteFlag #blackFlag #noFlag #prisEnFlag #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 [ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: Pastèque et Avocat - insta: @pastequeetavocat - Twitch: pastequeetavocat

FR - "On a une marge - maintenant quand on se donne rendez-vous - de contrôle [d’identité] (une famille française habitant Paris)"

EN - "We have some leeway - - now when we arrange to meet - - for identity checks (a French family living in Paris)"

#vosPapiers #unpaysquisetientsage #pileOuFaciès #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #pixelosophy #publicDomain #creativeCommons

@amellechahbi

https://youtu.be/K3wIovX8xu0?t=1286

 [ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: Radio Nova #lesgrandsremplaçants (nova.fr) - insta: @laradionova @djamil_leshlag - YT: @radionova - masto: @laradionova - bluesky: @laradionova.bsky.social

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FR - "Internet est un environnement qui nous analyse constamment" (un podcast pas si distordu)

EN - "The internet is an environment that constantly analyzes us" (a not-so-distorted podcast)

#bigTechBros #IAstate #techubris #quotigram #theorem #proveMeWrong #truthBeWritten #universalHack #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://youtu.be/60KqW5_IicY?t=1366

 -👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: Distorsion (distorsionpodcast.com) - insta: @distorsionpodcast - YT: @DistorsionPodcast

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"C'est une sorte de blague … Ouais, [… soupire …] surtout un constat" (Stephen C.)

#ainsiParlaitPunchlines #showmustgoleft #politischool #nokings #isacommonfrenchsaying #lepostquiDebordeliseLeDebatPublic #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

@stephencolbert @thelateshowwithstephencolbert @Void

https://youtu.be/7StCXju-WRE?t=71

 -👊- #punchline

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"Content on internet is... a lot of... PowerPoint©® slides"

#mediumIsTheMessage #bigMacLuhan #loweringTheBar #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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(...quand je vous dis qu'on met beaucoup trop d'argent dans ces conneries)

#pasDaccord #discordianismeRadical #drObvious #pasDironie #premierDegreEtDemi #slopiste #IAllucinations #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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"Internet, it'a a series of disapointments" (a beginner internet user)

#weirdSpace #backToIRL #AFK #FIPtime #greenerSidesAtTheHorizon #atchouchou #encryptedWith77 #sleepist #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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"Internet, it'a a series of disapointments" (a beginner internet user)

#weirdSpace #backToIRL #AFK #FIPtime #greenerSidesAtTheHorizon #atchouchou #encryptedWith77 #sleepist #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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"Internet, it'a a series of disapointments" (a beginner internet user)

#weirdSpace #backToIRL #AFK #FIPtime #greenerSidesAtTheHorizon #atchouchou #encryptedWith77 #sleepist #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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"Internet, it'a a series of disapointments" (a beginner internet user)

#weirdSpace #backToIRL #AFK #FIPtime #greenerSidesAtTheHorizon #atchouchou #encryptedWith77 #sleepist #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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"Internet, it'a a series of disapointments" (a beginner internet user)

#weirdSpace #backToIRL #AFK #FIPtime #greenerSidesAtTheHorizon #atchouchou #encryptedWith77 #sleepist #metaquote #meta #quote #metaQuote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #minimalist #markdownup #publicDomain #creativeCommons

 -👊- #punchline

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