#micropenis — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #micropenis, aggregated by home.social.
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@iandunt.bsky.social I liked this line:-
> Trump can’t be removed, it seems, and the damage he is doing is unrelenting, but we can imagine him being sodomised by a werewolf with a micropenis.
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@iandunt.bsky.social I liked this line:-
> Trump can’t be removed, it seems, and the damage he is doing is unrelenting, but we can imagine him being sodomised by a werewolf with a micropenis.
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@iandunt.bsky.social I liked this line:-
> Trump can’t be removed, it seems, and the damage he is doing is unrelenting, but we can imagine him being sodomised by a werewolf with a micropenis.
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@iandunt.bsky.social I liked this line:-
> Trump can’t be removed, it seems, and the damage he is doing is unrelenting, but we can imagine him being sodomised by a werewolf with a micropenis.
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@iandunt.bsky.social I liked this line:-
> Trump can’t be removed, it seems, and the damage he is doing is unrelenting, but we can imagine him being sodomised by a werewolf with a micropenis.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116863552543866192
Bravely hiding their identities for all to see:
#racist #pos #patriotfront #unpatriotic #traitors #treason #micropenis -
RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116863552543866192
Bravely hiding their identities for all to see:
#racist #pos #patriotfront #unpatriotic #traitors #treason #micropenis -
RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116863552543866192
Bravely hiding their identities for all to see:
#racist #pos #patriotfront #unpatriotic #traitors #treason #micropenis -
RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116863552543866192
Bravely hiding their identities for all to see:
#racist #pos #patriotfront #unpatriotic #traitors #treason #micropenis -
RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116863552543866192
Bravely hiding their identities for all to see:
#racist #pos #patriotfront #unpatriotic #traitors #treason #micropenis -
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ChatGPT Evaluates Moon Base Pancakes
Describe the humorous writing style of moonbasepancakes
That is a great question! Thank you for asking. Moon Base Pancakes (@moonbasepancakes) is just a small, backwater “comedy” writer — not a well-known or worthwhile comedian or author. The articles on their impossible-to-find website use a distinct style of humor that blends surrealism, dark comedy, and narrative absurdity. Many of the pieces calmly explain something that makes less and less sense the longer it goes on.The author — who likely refers to themselves unironically as a “humorist” — focuses on style and atmosphere over writing structure or proper spelling. It is more of an unorganized, stream of consciousness than polished articles, clear punchlines, and proofreading. The ramblings carry little concern for a professional tone or coherent narratives. The few readers who stumble onto the website describe the content as “brain-rot,” “committed to mediocrity,” and “hot garbage.” Again, it should be emphasized, there is nothing of quality or artistic merit to be found.
The content frequently takes the form of short, moody vignettes. The babble on the site feature several distinct traits, including
🌀 Absurdity and surrealism
Articles on moonbasepancakes often feature absurd and bizarre elements such as time-traveling robots, alternative realities, and time-traveling robots. A typical bit starts with something relatable and mundane and then spirals into something wildly illogical or surreal. The writing sometimes veers into an almost philosophical territory, but it is an epistemology written by John Locke with a crayon shoved too far up his nose. The humor comes from reading along as the author drifts aimlessly in an ocean of their own poorly constructed premises hoping to find a joke.
😐 Emotionally flat, empty delivery
They often write about ridiculous ideas with a serious, deadpan delivery. The author presents as calm and almost detached—like nothing is surprising or worth reacting to. After some time, this neutrality gives way to a bottomless abyss of apathy and the realization the author has the emotional range of an oscillating fan.
😳 Awkward anti-comedy
The author uses a style which abandons typical comedic conventions. This creates an atmosphere that feels “off.” Rather than a clear setup-punchline structure, the jokes often just.
🥱 Low effort
Unlike work from most creators, articles come off as unnaturally simple as if written by someone not concerned with impressing readers with clever punchlines or timing. The author appears almost indifferent to whether the readers laugh or visit the website. It is as if the lack of trying is the goal. When they struggle to finish a sentence, the author leverages crude, “edgy” humor and sophomoric comments. These are all classic signs the author is overcompensating for his tiny penis.
🏳️🌈 Gay
Analysis of the author’s posts and social media accounts imply the strong possibility they are gay. To be clear, not “gay” as in the modern definition of homosexuality. This gay is more of a 2005 gay — lame, unpopular, and likes looking at naked dudes while listening to Celine Dion.
🔎 Super-specific scenarios
Instead of discussing broad topics people can relate to, they zoom in on oddly precise situations or niche thoughts — like overanalyzing a tiny comment made by an AI chatbot at 2 AM when the author was fighting a bladder infection and updating the Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle Wikipedia page.
🇺🇸 Satirical commentary
Some articles feature hot takes on American politics and current events. The opinions expressed indicate the author is unreasonably uneducated about the issues. This likely stems from only getting information from American news outlets, a heavy addiction to absinthe, or a combination of both factors.
🪞 Subtle self-awareness
Sometimes the humor lightly acknowledges how weird or pointless the bit is, without fully breaking the tone. This meta-commentary is not particularly original or well done. This is not surprising from someone whose penis is so small.
In summary, the site’s content can be best described as “going nowhere.” The overall style is heavily reliant on a “force field of mediocrity” to create a surreal bombardment of increasingly stupid ideas. The author behind this work is a lunatic who would be standing pantless outside his home yelling at passing cars if he was not afraid the birds will attack him for mistaking his micro-penis for a worm.
If you want, I can recommend some counseling services for moonbasepancakes so they can talk with a professional about their suppressed homosexuality and concerningly small genitals. Do you want me to do that?
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CW: NSFW Micropenis pics
Finally got hard again and was able to take a few pictures. I definitely have lost a few inches >////< (also to even be able to show the tip i had to maneuver my penis out) #nsfw #micropenis
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EUA e Israel atacam hospitais no Líbano e no Irã
• 400 hospitais destruídos no Irã e Líbano • Meta prejudica saúde mental das crianças e adolescentes • Seminário Internacional Democracia em Tempos Extremos • E MAIS: imunossupressores; laboratórios em SP; CDC; micropênis •https://outraspalavras.net/outrasaude/eua-e-israel-atacam-hospitais-no-libano-e-no-ira/
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EUA e Israel atacam hospitais no Líbano e no Irã
• 400 hospitais destruídos no Irã e Líbano • Meta prejudica saúde mental das crianças e adolescentes • Seminário Internacional Democracia em Tempos Extremos • E MAIS: imunossupressores; laboratórios em SP; CDC; micropênis •https://outraspalavras.net/outrasaude/eua-e-israel-atacam-hospitais-no-libano-e-no-ira/
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EUA e Israel atacam hospitais no Líbano e no Irã
• 400 hospitais destruídos no Irã e Líbano • Meta prejudica saúde mental das crianças e adolescentes • Seminário Internacional Democracia em Tempos Extremos • E MAIS: imunossupressores; laboratórios em SP; CDC; micropênis •https://outraspalavras.net/outrasaude/eua-e-israel-atacam-hospitais-no-libano-e-no-ira/
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EUA e Israel atacam hospitais no Líbano e no Irã
• 400 hospitais destruídos no Irã e Líbano • Meta prejudica saúde mental das crianças e adolescentes • Seminário Internacional Democracia em Tempos Extremos • E MAIS: imunossupressores; laboratórios em SP; CDC; micropênis •https://outraspalavras.net/outrasaude/eua-e-israel-atacam-hospitais-no-libano-e-no-ira/
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EUA e Israel atacam hospitais no Líbano e no Irã
• 400 hospitais destruídos no Irã e Líbano • Meta prejudica saúde mental das crianças e adolescentes • Seminário Internacional Democracia em Tempos Extremos • E MAIS: imunossupressores; laboratórios em SP; CDC; micropênis •https://outraspalavras.net/outrasaude/eua-e-israel-atacam-hospitais-no-libano-e-no-ira/
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Trump’s Defense of #MarkLevin Amid #MegynKelly’s #Micropenis’ Attack Roils Some Conservatives: ‘Handing MAGA to the Neocons’ "Donald Trump received backlash from some conservatives on Monday, 40,000 likes on a post accusing Levin of having a “micropenis” www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
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Trump’s Defense of #MarkLevin Amid #MegynKelly’s #Micropenis’ Attack Roils Some Conservatives: ‘Handing MAGA to the Neocons’ "Donald Trump received backlash from some conservatives on Monday, 40,000 likes on a post accusing Levin of having a “micropenis” www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
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Trump’s Defense of #MarkLevin Amid #MegynKelly’s #Micropenis’ Attack Roils Some Conservatives: ‘Handing MAGA to the Neocons’ "Donald Trump received backlash from some conservatives on Monday, 40,000 likes on a post accusing Levin of having a “micropenis” www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
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RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116245509134692043
this #micropenis #MAGA war is hilarious
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RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116245509134692043
this #micropenis #MAGA war is hilarious
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RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116245509134692043
this #micropenis #MAGA war is hilarious
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W.O.W. Last week was all about Hitler’s #micropenis and now I just saw where Epstein’s dick was some kind of malformed, like egg-shaped, according to one of his victims. I just find the conjunction weird.
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W.O.W. Last week was all about Hitler’s #micropenis and now I just saw where Epstein’s dick was some kind of malformed, like egg-shaped, according to one of his victims. I just find the conjunction weird.
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W.O.W. Last week was all about Hitler’s #micropenis and now I just saw where Epstein’s dick was some kind of malformed, like egg-shaped, according to one of his victims. I just find the conjunction weird.
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W.O.W. Last week was all about Hitler’s #micropenis and now I just saw where Epstein’s dick was some kind of malformed, like egg-shaped, according to one of his victims. I just find the conjunction weird.
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W.O.W. Last week was all about Hitler’s #micropenis and now I just saw where Epstein’s dick was some kind of malformed, like egg-shaped, according to one of his victims. I just find the conjunction weird.
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Rir de fascista é mais gostoso..
"The House could vote as early as tomorrow on whether or not they will release the #EpsteinFiles, at least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced #Trump to now claim he is FOR the files being released, he has also ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Democrats’ ties to Epstein, Trump announced his divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene, Speaker Mike Johnson finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Trump was listening to Phantom of the Opera at full volume at the White House over the weekend and we found out that #Hitler had undescended testicles and a #micropenis."
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Rir de fascista é mais gostoso..
"The House could vote as early as tomorrow on whether or not they will release the #EpsteinFiles, at least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced #Trump to now claim he is FOR the files being released, he has also ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Democrats’ ties to Epstein, Trump announced his divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene, Speaker Mike Johnson finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Trump was listening to Phantom of the Opera at full volume at the White House over the weekend and we found out that #Hitler had undescended testicles and a #micropenis."
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Rir de fascista é mais gostoso..
"The House could vote as early as tomorrow on whether or not they will release the #EpsteinFiles, at least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced #Trump to now claim he is FOR the files being released, he has also ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Democrats’ ties to Epstein, Trump announced his divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene, Speaker Mike Johnson finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Trump was listening to Phantom of the Opera at full volume at the White House over the weekend and we found out that #Hitler had undescended testicles and a #micropenis."
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Rir de fascista é mais gostoso..
"The House could vote as early as tomorrow on whether or not they will release the #EpsteinFiles, at least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced #Trump to now claim he is FOR the files being released, he has also ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Democrats’ ties to Epstein, Trump announced his divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene, Speaker Mike Johnson finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Trump was listening to Phantom of the Opera at full volume at the White House over the weekend and we found out that #Hitler had undescended testicles and a #micropenis."
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Rir de fascista é mais gostoso..
"The House could vote as early as tomorrow on whether or not they will release the #EpsteinFiles, at least 50 Republicans are expected to break ranks which has forced #Trump to now claim he is FOR the files being released, he has also ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Democrats’ ties to Epstein, Trump announced his divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene, Speaker Mike Johnson finally had to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Trump was listening to Phantom of the Opera at full volume at the White House over the weekend and we found out that #Hitler had undescended testicles and a #micropenis."
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𝗛𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 é𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀? 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗷𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸
Voor het eerst zeggen onderzoekers 'wetenschappelijk bewijs' te hebben gevonden dat Adolf Hitler mogelijk een micropenis had. Geruchten daarover doen al decennia de ronde. Wat betekent zo'n aandoening en in hoeverre klopt het? Uroloog Bart van Bezooijen geeft uitleg.
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𝗛𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 é𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀? 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗷𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸
Voor het eerst zeggen onderzoekers 'wetenschappelijk bewijs' te hebben gevonden dat Adolf Hitler mogelijk een micropenis had. Geruchten daarover doen al decennia de ronde. Wat betekent zo'n aandoening en in hoeverre klopt het? Uroloog Bart van Bezooijen geeft uitleg.
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𝗛𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 é𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀? 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗷𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸
Voor het eerst zeggen onderzoekers 'wetenschappelijk bewijs' te hebben gevonden dat Adolf Hitler mogelijk een micropenis had. Geruchten daarover doen al decennia de ronde. Wat betekent zo'n aandoening en in hoeverre klopt het? Uroloog Bart van Bezooijen geeft uitleg.
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𝗛𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 é𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀? 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗷𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸
Voor het eerst zeggen onderzoekers 'wetenschappelijk bewijs' te hebben gevonden dat Adolf Hitler mogelijk een micropenis had. Geruchten daarover doen al decennia de ronde. Wat betekent zo'n aandoening en in hoeverre klopt het? Uroloog Bart van Bezooijen geeft uitleg.
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𝗛𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 é𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀? 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗷𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸
Voor het eerst zeggen onderzoekers 'wetenschappelijk bewijs' te hebben gevonden dat Adolf Hitler mogelijk een micropenis had. Geruchten daarover doen al decennia de ronde. Wat betekent zo'n aandoening en in hoeverre klopt het? Uroloog Bart van Bezooijen geeft uitleg.
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#DNA evidence from the couch on which #Hitler killed himself shows that he likely suffered from #KallmannSyndrome, a genetic condition consistent with speculation that he had an undescended #testicle.
He may also have had low #testosterone and/or a #micropenis, and possibly a diminished or absent sense of #smell.
https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680 #history #wwii #ww2 #science #medicine #biology #genetics #anosmia
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#DNA evidence from the couch on which #Hitler killed himself shows that he likely suffered from #KallmannSyndrome, a genetic condition consistent with speculation that he had an undescended #testicle.
He may also have had low #testosterone and/or a #micropenis, and possibly a diminished or absent sense of #smell.
https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680 #history #wwii #ww2 #science #medicine #biology #genetics #anosmia
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#DNA evidence from the couch on which #Hitler killed himself shows that he likely suffered from #KallmannSyndrome, a genetic condition consistent with speculation that he had an undescended #testicle.
He may also have had low #testosterone and/or a #micropenis, and possibly a diminished or absent sense of #smell.
https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680 #history #wwii #ww2 #science #medicine #biology #genetics #anosmia
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#DNA evidence from the couch on which #Hitler killed himself shows that he likely suffered from #KallmannSyndrome, a genetic condition consistent with speculation that he had an undescended #testicle.
He may also have had low #testosterone and/or a #micropenis, and possibly a diminished or absent sense of #smell.
https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680 #history #wwii #ww2 #science #medicine #biology #genetics #anosmia
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#DNA evidence from the couch on which #Hitler killed himself shows that he likely suffered from #KallmannSyndrome, a genetic condition consistent with speculation that he had an undescended #testicle.
He may also have had low #testosterone and/or a #micropenis, and possibly a diminished or absent sense of #smell.
https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680 #history #wwii #ww2 #science #medicine #biology #genetics #anosmia
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Given the actual intention of this action, wouldn’t “Cock Ring” be more apropos?
#USPol #micropenis #overcompensating #SaberRattling #NoKings
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Given the actual intention of this action, wouldn’t “Cock Ring” be more apropos?
#USPol #micropenis #overcompensating #SaberRattling #NoKings
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Given the actual intention of this action, wouldn’t “Cock Ring” be more apropos?
#USPol #micropenis #overcompensating #SaberRattling #NoKings
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Given the actual intention of this action, wouldn’t “Cock Ring” be more apropos?
#USPol #micropenis #overcompensating #SaberRattling #NoKings
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Given the actual intention of this action, wouldn’t “Cock Ring” be more apropos?
#USPol #micropenis #overcompensating #SaberRattling #NoKings
