#memesec — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #memesec, aggregated by home.social.
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Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”
https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012
- No alerts
- No heads-up
Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.
The stats:
- 24 total CVEs
- 11 High, 11 Medium
- 100% discovered externally
- Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity
All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.
#PANOS #CyberSecurity #CVEs #PatchAndPray #SilentFixes #PSIRTFail #MemeSec #BlueTeamLife #TrustButVerify
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Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”
https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012
- No alerts
- No heads-up
Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.
The stats:
- 24 total CVEs
- 11 High, 11 Medium
- 100% discovered externally
- Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity
All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.
#PANOS #CyberSecurity #CVEs #PatchAndPray #SilentFixes #PSIRTFail #MemeSec #BlueTeamLife #TrustButVerify
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Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”
https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012
- No alerts
- No heads-up
Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.
The stats:
- 24 total CVEs
- 11 High, 11 Medium
- 100% discovered externally
- Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity
All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.
#PANOS #CyberSecurity #CVEs #PatchAndPray #SilentFixes #PSIRTFail #MemeSec #BlueTeamLife #TrustButVerify
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Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”
https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012
- No alerts
- No heads-up
Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.
The stats:
- 24 total CVEs
- 11 High, 11 Medium
- 100% discovered externally
- Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity
All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.
#PANOS #CyberSecurity #CVEs #PatchAndPray #SilentFixes #PSIRTFail #MemeSec #BlueTeamLife #TrustButVerify
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Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”
https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012
- No alerts
- No heads-up
Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.
The stats:
- 24 total CVEs
- 11 High, 11 Medium
- 100% discovered externally
- Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity
All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.
#PANOS #CyberSecurity #CVEs #PatchAndPray #SilentFixes #PSIRTFail #MemeSec #BlueTeamLife #TrustButVerify