#melaniasucks — Public Fediverse posts

So to recap:

• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing

Hollywood calls that a pivot.

Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.

#MelaniaSucks”
5/5

So to recap:

• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing

Hollywood calls that a pivot.

Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.

#MelaniaSucks”
5/5

So to recap:

• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing

Hollywood calls that a pivot.

Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.

#MelaniaSucks”
5/5

So to recap:

• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing

Hollywood calls that a pivot.

Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.

#MelaniaSucks”
5/5

So to recap:

• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing

Hollywood calls that a pivot.

Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.

#MelaniaSucks”
5/5

The funniest part?

After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.

Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.

#MelaniaSucks
4/5

The funniest part?

After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.

Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.

#MelaniaSucks
4/5

The funniest part?

After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.

Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.

#MelaniaSucks
4/5

The funniest part?

After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.

Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.

#MelaniaSucks
4/5

The funniest part?

After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.

Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.

#MelaniaSucks
4/5

Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.

Audience score? Nearly 99%.

Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.

#MelaniaSucks
3/5

Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.

Audience score? Nearly 99%.

Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.

#MelaniaSucks
3/5

Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.

Audience score? Nearly 99%.

Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.

#MelaniaSucks
3/5

Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.

Audience score? Nearly 99%.

Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.

#MelaniaSucks
3/5

Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.

Audience score? Nearly 99%.

Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.

#MelaniaSucks
3/5

Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.

That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.

Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.

#MelaniaSucks
2/5

Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.

That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.

Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.

#MelaniaSucks
2/5

Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.

That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.

Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.

#MelaniaSucks
2/5

Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.

That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.

Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.

#MelaniaSucks
2/5

Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.

That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.

Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.

#MelaniaSucks
2/5

The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.

And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.

#MelaniaSucks
1/5

The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.

And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.

#MelaniaSucks
1/5

The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.

And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.

#MelaniaSucks
1/5

The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.

And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.

#MelaniaSucks
1/5

The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.

And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.

#MelaniaSucks
1/5

official portrait of first lady Melanija Knavs

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official portrait of first lady Melanija Knavs

#melania #melaniasucks #melaniatrump #trump #evil #scary #hat #horns #power #fightthepower #corruption #institutionalcorruption #maga #forest #trees #lostinthewoods #inthewoods #woods #maleficient #politics #parody #joke #irony #humor #laugh #jokes #funny #funnymemes #fascism #antifascism #anarchy #anarchism #anarchist #firstlady #clown #news #political #politicalhistory #digitalart #mastoart #art #photoshop #analysis #day #john #johnday

official portrait of first lady Melanija Knavs

#melania #melaniasucks #melaniatrump #trump #evil #scary #hat #horns #power #fightthepower #corruption #institutionalcorruption #maga #forest #trees #lostinthewoods #inthewoods #woods #maleficient #politics #parody #joke #irony #humor #laugh #jokes #funny #funnymemes #fascism #antifascism #anarchy #anarchism #anarchist #firstlady #clown #news #political #politicalhistory #digitalart #mastoart #art #photoshop #analysis #day #john #johnday