#meirl — Public Fediverse posts

Hey back neighbour! That's awesome that you're getting our yard organized, moving stuff (cans? metal shelves? windchimes? Not sure! but lots of it!), some shoveling, lots of discussion.

Getting up at 7am and getting that project started outside my bedroom window is awesome initiative. So happy for you. Great job.

#meirl #sarcasm #rhetorical

I ran for my life.😳🏃‍♀️‍➡️ 💨🕷

#meme #humor #meirl #mastodon #fediverse

Sometimes I would swear it's like my cats are not even listening to me. Like they have zero respect for my authority. Crazy, huh.

#meirl #cats

@cmconseils

#MeIRL

I should be doing some work or writing or cleaning but the rain is too lovely to ignore.

#meirl #rain #summer

You can fuck right the hell off with your Fall Fashion and Back to School shit in the middle of my god given July.

#seasons #meirl #swearing

@cjust
#real #meIRL #bestie

There's some work todos that take a lot of time and very little emotional and mental bandwidth, then others which take relatively little time but leave you exhausted and drained.

I would like to change from billing hourly to billing spoonerly.

#consulting #work #meirl #productivity

What did I touch that turned all my algorithmic socials into 24/7 Erling Channel?

Not even mad but...

#sports #worldcup #meirl #erlingHaaland

Last few days have been too hot to be productive. Today is too pleasantly mild.

Beginning to suspect it's not actually the weather that's the problem.

#meirl #productivity

Keep waiting for a day when I'm not exhausted.
Had high hopes for today (went to bed early, slept mostly all night, up at reasonable hour, light workload, eating well, not drinking...) alas, nope.

I'll try again tomorrow. So many things I would like to do.

#meirl

I'm sad pride month is over.

#pridemonth #meirl

Went into the basement to get something but it's so blessedly cool down here now I'm just sitting between a unicycle and xmas decorations and have no idea what...

#meirl #heatwave

Working remotely or not remotely working, am I right?

#meirl

Angine de Poitrine!

#montreal #meirl

I guess I should take it as a positive sign that I'm so taken aback when someone on the Fediverse is rude and insulting seemingly out of no where*.

Generally everyone is so good about recognizing that they are speaking with other human beings. But that's what the block function is for!

(*Of course sometimes it's totally appropriate to tell someone off.).

#fediverse #meirl

Look, you're just not going to get to every task every day, which is why it's so important to prioritize.

#meirl #productivity #sins

Me and my Roomba having a competition to see who gets more stuck bumbling about our daily tasks.

#meirl

I cannot overstate the impact this movie had on me.

‘David Bowie was a crazy workaholic’: Labyrinth at 40 – an oral history
Today, Jim Henson’s dark fairytale is seen as a classic of 80s high camp. But on release, it bombed. Here, members of the cast and crew remember laughter, tricky puppets and Henson’s ‘joyful magic’

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jun/16/david-bowie-workaholic-labyrinth-at-40-oral-history?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

#movies #80s #davidbowie #meirl

Nothing screams mid life crisis like worrying about getting Estrogel on my new tattoo.

#menopause #midlife #meirl

This owl is always on my fucking case.

#duolingo #meirl #hopoff

If you send me a screenshot of a spreadsheet full of numbers and expect me to do something with those numbers you are dead to me.

#meirl #mildlyinfuriating #spreadsheets #screenshots #ux

@synlogic4242

#MeIRL ;)

I'm trying to find inspiration for my haircut. But everything I find really boils down to "get bangs and learn to use a curling iron & products"

#meirl #haircut

Yes, it is almost 10:00 a.m. and I'm still in bed but I have been working very hard lately, it's raining outside, I don't have any meetings, and there's a cat on my lap. So really nothing I could do about it.

#meirl

Maybe this next, upcoming minute divisible by 5 will be the one where I want to start working. I'll just goof off until then.

#meirl #productivity

So busy with work today that I'm only now getting around to freaking out about hanta virus!

#meirl

Have I synthesized the 40+ page recommendations report into 3-5 key points for discussion? NO

Have I perfected the drop shadow effect on the screenshot of the document ToC included on the overview slide? YES

#presentationSkills #work #meirl

Curating memes and Tumblr screenshots is my love language.

#meirl