CW: kind & well-meaning medics who don't get it
When they see you in a mask* and they're like "would you like me to put on a mask?" and it's a baggy blue
That's kind of you to offer...
And, did you realise this room already contains (a) your germs from breathing from before I walked in, (b) whatever your other patients earlier today left in the air, (c) probably some air that floated through from the waiting room?
and did you notice too that the thing you're putting on is letting your breath go round the edges right this minute?
Airborne, A i r b o r n e, borne on the Air, did you ever hear of it, did you ever consider the logic of what that means?