#maximumchristopher — Public Fediverse posts

according to our Christopher, all 8 members are going to be shirtless during the fanmeetings over the next 2 weekends, and Lee Know and Seungmin are going to kiss.

#MaximumChristopher #2Min #STAYInOurLittleHouse

Christopher's shirt said DIRTY MIND.

#MaximumChristopher #kgma

I. um. forgot that the "Side Effects" choreo starts off with Kim Fucking #Seungmin's Choking Kink, followed by #BangChan staring into the camera like he's ready to fuck your shit right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8_M6BhQsk

#skzSideEffects #skzStudioChoom #SeungminsChokingKink #MaximumChristopher

I. um. forgot that the "Side Effects" choreo starts off with Kim Fucking #Seungmin's Choking Kink, followed by #BangChan staring into the camera like he's ready to fuck your shit right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8_M6BhQsk

#skzSideEffects #skzStudioChoom #SeungminsChokingKink #MaximumChristopher

I. um. forgot that the "Side Effects" choreo starts off with Kim Fucking #Seungmin's Choking Kink, followed by #BangChan staring into the camera like he's ready to fuck your shit right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8_M6BhQsk

#skzSideEffects #skzStudioChoom #SeungminsChokingKink #MaximumChristopher

I. um. forgot that the "Side Effects" choreo starts off with Kim Fucking #Seungmin's Choking Kink, followed by #BangChan staring into the camera like he's ready to fuck your shit right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8_M6BhQsk

#skzSideEffects #skzStudioChoom #SeungminsChokingKink #MaximumChristopher

I. um. forgot that the "Side Effects" choreo starts off with Kim Fucking #Seungmin's Choking Kink, followed by #BangChan staring into the camera like he's ready to fuck your shit right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8_M6BhQsk

#skzSideEffects #skzStudioChoom #SeungminsChokingKink #MaximumChristopher

✂️ #BangChan recognises that there are people who don't like "Side Effects"

But he clearly loves it and so he should.

(Also I continue to be obsessed with the choreo for this song, it's so hot, and it seems Christopher feels some kind of way about it too.)

(Yesterday at the optometrist I nerded out with the sales associate, who is also into kpop, and his favourite skz song is "Side Effects" and hell yes, he now has my customer loyalty until the end of time.)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQc7aN2VigDKU-_uoeSAPdPHoVZAaj4S

#skzSideEffects #ChansRoom #skzLivestream #MaximumChristopher

✂️ #BangChan recognises that there are people who don't like "Side Effects"

But he clearly loves it and so he should.

(Also I continue to be obsessed with the choreo for this song, it's so hot, and it seems Christopher feels some kind of way about it too.)

(Yesterday at the optometrist I nerded out with the sales associate, who is also into kpop, and his favourite skz song is "Side Effects" and hell yes, he now has my customer loyalty until the end of time.)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQc7aN2VigDKU-_uoeSAPdPHoVZAaj4S

#skzSideEffects #ChansRoom #skzLivestream #MaximumChristopher

✂️ #BangChan recognises that there are people who don't like "Side Effects"

But he clearly loves it and so he should.

(Also I continue to be obsessed with the choreo for this song, it's so hot, and it seems Christopher feels some kind of way about it too.)

(Yesterday at the optometrist I nerded out with the sales associate, who is also into kpop, and his favourite skz song is "Side Effects" and hell yes, he now has my customer loyalty until the end of time.)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQc7aN2VigDKU-_uoeSAPdPHoVZAaj4S

#skzSideEffects #ChansRoom #skzLivestream #MaximumChristopher

✂️ #BangChan recognises that there are people who don't like "Side Effects"

But he clearly loves it and so he should.

(Also I continue to be obsessed with the choreo for this song, it's so hot, and it seems Christopher feels some kind of way about it too.)

(Yesterday at the optometrist I nerded out with the sales associate, who is also into kpop, and his favourite skz song is "Side Effects" and hell yes, he now has my customer loyalty until the end of time.)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQc7aN2VigDKU-_uoeSAPdPHoVZAaj4S

#skzSideEffects #ChansRoom #skzLivestream #MaximumChristopher

✂️ #BangChan recognises that there are people who don't like "Side Effects"

But he clearly loves it and so he should.

(Also I continue to be obsessed with the choreo for this song, it's so hot, and it seems Christopher feels some kind of way about it too.)

(Yesterday at the optometrist I nerded out with the sales associate, who is also into kpop, and his favourite skz song is "Side Effects" and hell yes, he now has my customer loyalty until the end of time.)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQc7aN2VigDKU-_uoeSAPdPHoVZAaj4S

#skzSideEffects #ChansRoom #skzLivestream #MaximumChristopher

hi

#skz #BangChan #skzVlog #MaximumChristopher #SluttyBlackTankTop

✂️ oh no there's more grunting and heavy breathing and sweaty #BangChan 😵

... he knows, right? This has to be a #MaximumChristopher situation

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuBPLQ5QEMfucHFPkXSSQ_kPUDqYll2JT

#skz #skzVlog #skzInterestingNoises

After #Felix finishes his sexy dance, #Han reminds us that there are two tops of sexy in Australia.

Um.

Translation error?? Should it have been "two *types* of sexy"??

These boys are all very ready for #BangChan to unleash #MaximumChristopher

For #Seungmin's anticipation shot, the editors added a sound effect of a puppy barking.

When the dancing actually starts, they're all yelling, Seungmin and #LeeKnow jump out of their seats with excitement, and #Hyunjin and Felix express their appreciation by throwing their shoes at the 'stage'

Oh hey also Channie is #FlaggingWhiteLeft (likes to masturbate)

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbh6BjAy_Y8sGmVpAga2EuEyw_rZyOk9u

(Don't expect too much of the dance itself. This is just 2019's Maximum Christopher. He's nowhere near the Maximum Christopher of 2025.)

#skzDingo #ChansFatCake #skzHankyCode #skzExMember #skz

After #Felix finishes his sexy dance, #Han reminds us that there are two tops of sexy in Australia.

Um.

Translation error?? Should it have been "two *types* of sexy"??

These boys are all very ready for #BangChan to unleash #MaximumChristopher

For #Seungmin's anticipation shot, the editors added a sound effect of a puppy barking.

When the dancing actually starts, they're all yelling, Seungmin and #LeeKnow jump out of their seats with excitement, and #Hyunjin and Felix express their appreciation by throwing their shoes at the 'stage'

Oh hey also Channie is #FlaggingWhiteLeft (likes to masturbate)

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbh6BjAy_Y8sGmVpAga2EuEyw_rZyOk9u

(Don't expect too much of the dance itself. This is just 2019's Maximum Christopher. He's nowhere near the Maximum Christopher of 2025.)

#skzDingo #ChansFatCake #skzHankyCode #skzExMember #skz

After #Felix finishes his sexy dance, #Han reminds us that there are two tops of sexy in Australia.

Um.

Translation error?? Should it have been "two *types* of sexy"??

These boys are all very ready for #BangChan to unleash #MaximumChristopher

For #Seungmin's anticipation shot, the editors added a sound effect of a puppy barking.

When the dancing actually starts, they're all yelling, Seungmin and #LeeKnow jump out of their seats with excitement, and #Hyunjin and Felix express their appreciation by throwing their shoes at the 'stage'

Oh hey also Channie is #FlaggingWhiteLeft (likes to masturbate)

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbh6BjAy_Y8sGmVpAga2EuEyw_rZyOk9u

(Don't expect too much of the dance itself. This is just 2019's Maximum Christopher. He's nowhere near the Maximum Christopher of 2025.)

#skzDingo #ChansFatCake #skzHankyCode #skzExMember #skz

After #Felix finishes his sexy dance, #Han reminds us that there are two tops of sexy in Australia.

Um.

Translation error?? Should it have been "two *types* of sexy"??

These boys are all very ready for #BangChan to unleash #MaximumChristopher

For #Seungmin's anticipation shot, the editors added a sound effect of a puppy barking.

When the dancing actually starts, they're all yelling, Seungmin and #LeeKnow jump out of their seats with excitement, and #Hyunjin and Felix express their appreciation by throwing their shoes at the 'stage'

Oh hey also Channie is #FlaggingWhiteLeft (likes to masturbate)

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbh6BjAy_Y8sGmVpAga2EuEyw_rZyOk9u

(Don't expect too much of the dance itself. This is just 2019's Maximum Christopher. He's nowhere near the Maximum Christopher of 2025.)

#skzDingo #ChansFatCake #skzHankyCode #skzExMember #skz

After #Felix finishes his sexy dance, #Han reminds us that there are two tops of sexy in Australia.

Um.

Translation error?? Should it have been "two *types* of sexy"??

These boys are all very ready for #BangChan to unleash #MaximumChristopher

For #Seungmin's anticipation shot, the editors added a sound effect of a puppy barking.

When the dancing actually starts, they're all yelling, Seungmin and #LeeKnow jump out of their seats with excitement, and #Hyunjin and Felix express their appreciation by throwing their shoes at the 'stage'

Oh hey also Channie is #FlaggingWhiteLeft (likes to masturbate)

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbh6BjAy_Y8sGmVpAga2EuEyw_rZyOk9u

(Don't expect too much of the dance itself. This is just 2019's Maximum Christopher. He's nowhere near the Maximum Christopher of 2025.)

#skzDingo #ChansFatCake #skzHankyCode #skzExMember #skz

I. Uh. Am repeatedly watching this #BangChan fancam from 2020

:youtube: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCe2IiGpbE9

#Seungmin and #Hyunijin are also enjoying this performance

#skz #MaximumChristopher

I. Uh. Am repeatedly watching this #BangChan fancam from 2020

:youtube: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCe2IiGpbE9

#Seungmin and #Hyunijin are also enjoying this performance

#skz #MaximumChristopher

I. Uh. Am repeatedly watching this #BangChan fancam from 2020

:youtube: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCe2IiGpbE9

#Seungmin and #Hyunijin are also enjoying this performance

#skz #MaximumChristopher

I. Uh. Am repeatedly watching this #BangChan fancam from 2020

:youtube: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCe2IiGpbE9

#Seungmin and #Hyunijin are also enjoying this performance

#skz #MaximumChristopher

I. Uh. Am repeatedly watching this #BangChan fancam from 2020

:youtube: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCe2IiGpbE9

#Seungmin and #Hyunijin are also enjoying this performance

#skz #MaximumChristopher

✂️ Fur-coated shirtless #BangChan kicks the camera and then shrugs the fur coat off his shoulders. This is high art and should be in a museum.

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxNCMqShH4ZDUx4joCop3nNP0JVv4ICG38

#WalkinOnWater #skz #MaximumChristopher #NudieChris

✂️ Yes Christopher it is time to remove some clothes. Also if you'd like to express yourself through gasping and grunting, please go ahead.

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3YLUzmFW75GLcCyB4Ekz8Ea-AGazAaXV

#skz #BangChan #Changbin #MaximumChristopher #skzInterestingNoises #SluttyBlackTankTop

One day I will learn. Christopher always lies (affectionate).

https://blorbo.social/@lookitmychicken/113559401709204325

#MaximumChristopher

He's being #MaximumChristopher tonight

Christopher has decided that we all need to think about #Seungmin taking his clothes off.

This is in relation to the teaser for Seungmin's solo MV, which just dropped.

:youtube: https://youtu.be/S4X9hWJpNyQ

Thoughts:
- are they going to release all the solo MV teasers in reverse age order?
- is Christopher going to suggest that all of the members are going to take their clothes off?
- are they going to end with #RailwayByBangChan, in which we already *know* that Christopher takes his clothes off?
- god I love Christopher's aversion to wearing clothes

#BangChan #skz #MaximumChristopher

Thank you Mr Bang for posting the evidence to Bubble yourself 💖

#skzSignificantJewellery

(The photo on bubble is higher res than this but I had to size it down to post it 😢)

(Oh god I just realized he's wearing grey sweatpants. I need to see the dick print.)

#BangChan #MaximumChristopher #skzGreySweatpants #SluttyBlackTankTop

Thank you Mr Bang for posting the evidence to Bubble yourself 💖

#skzSignificantJewellery

(The photo on bubble is higher res than this but I had to size it down to post it 😢)

(Oh god I just realized he's wearing grey sweatpants. I need to see the dick print.)

#BangChan #MaximumChristopher #skzGreySweatpants #SluttyBlackTankTop

Thank you Mr Bang for posting the evidence to Bubble yourself 💖

#skzSignificantJewellery

(The photo on bubble is higher res than this but I had to size it down to post it 😢)

(Oh god I just realized he's wearing grey sweatpants. I need to see the dick print.)

#BangChan #MaximumChristopher #skzGreySweatpants #SluttyBlackTankTop

Thank you Mr Bang for posting the evidence to Bubble yourself 💖

#skzSignificantJewellery

(The photo on bubble is higher res than this but I had to size it down to post it 😢)

(Oh god I just realized he's wearing grey sweatpants. I need to see the dick print.)

#BangChan #MaximumChristopher #skzGreySweatpants #SluttyBlackTankTop

Thank you Mr Bang for posting the evidence to Bubble yourself 💖

#skzSignificantJewellery

(The photo on bubble is higher res than this but I had to size it down to post it 😢)

(Oh god I just realized he's wearing grey sweatpants. I need to see the dick print.)

#BangChan #MaximumChristopher #skzGreySweatpants #SluttyBlackTankTop

Goddammit Christopher.

He was in fact wearing the #ChromeHearts flower cross curb chain bracelet during the #YoungK interview.

So when he said "not this one specifically," he was just ... lying.

I mean.

Not so bold a lie as if he'd said it while touching the crossball bracelet. But still.

#skzSignificantJewellery #MaximumChristopher #BangChan

Christopher is being a menace on bubble this evening. he posted:

Send me your number
So I can hear your voice

Just joking, don't hahahahaha

We'll both get in trouble hahahaha

hahahahahahahaha company just warned me

#MaximumChristopher

@inoru_no_hoshi have you seen this bit from the skz reaction video?

:youtube: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxnXpGRTNm1KXEGYLXhHEPeNBaLyLbLgjJ

#ChkChkBoom #MaximumChristopher #skzPolycule #skz

oh wait, it's also very important that everyone sees this #BangChan Christopher moment during #Thunderous

his KICKS

do things to me

they're so good every time

#skz #skz2024Festivals #KickMeChan #MaximumChristopher

oh wait, it's also very important that everyone sees this #BangChan Christopher moment during #Thunderous

his KICKS

do things to me

they're so good every time

#skz #skz2024Festivals #KickMeChan #MaximumChristopher

oh wait, it's also very important that everyone sees this #BangChan Christopher moment during #Thunderous

his KICKS

do things to me

they're so good every time

#skz #skz2024Festivals #KickMeChan #MaximumChristopher

oh wait, it's also very important that everyone sees this #BangChan Christopher moment during #Thunderous

his KICKS

do things to me

they're so good every time

#skz #skz2024Festivals #KickMeChan #MaximumChristopher

oh wait, it's also very important that everyone sees this #BangChan Christopher moment during #Thunderous

his KICKS

do things to me

they're so good every time

#skz #skz2024Festivals #KickMeChan #MaximumChristopher

@skymeong sent me a lot of videos and photos of #skz performing in Milan. I guess most of them come from the Bad Place (X). I'm very grateful to have Moon as my dealer of skz content sourced from places I don't wanna go.

ANYWAY. #BangChan was very Christopher last night. (He's Christopher when he's a menace.)

#MaximumChristopher #skz2024Festivals

@skymeong sent me a lot of videos and photos of #skz performing in Milan. I guess most of them come from the Bad Place (X). I'm very grateful to have Moon as my dealer of skz content sourced from places I don't wanna go.

ANYWAY. #BangChan was very Christopher last night. (He's Christopher when he's a menace.)

#MaximumChristopher #skz2024Festivals

@skymeong sent me a lot of videos and photos of #skz performing in Milan. I guess most of them come from the Bad Place (X). I'm very grateful to have Moon as my dealer of skz content sourced from places I don't wanna go.

ANYWAY. #BangChan was very Christopher last night. (He's Christopher when he's a menace.)

#MaximumChristopher #skz2024Festivals

@skymeong sent me a lot of videos and photos of #skz performing in Milan. I guess most of them come from the Bad Place (X). I'm very grateful to have Moon as my dealer of skz content sourced from places I don't wanna go.

ANYWAY. #BangChan was very Christopher last night. (He's Christopher when he's a menace.)

#MaximumChristopher #skz2024Festivals

@skymeong sent me a lot of videos and photos of #skz performing in Milan. I guess most of them come from the Bad Place (X). I'm very grateful to have Moon as my dealer of skz content sourced from places I don't wanna go.

ANYWAY. #BangChan was very Christopher last night. (He's Christopher when he's a menace.)

#MaximumChristopher #skz2024Festivals

There really wasn't any particular non-horny reason for #BangChan to go topless in the #KingdomLegendaryWar finale, was there?

#StrayKids #skz #skzWolfgang #MaximumChristopher