#mathjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #mathjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Darth Zeno was a terrifying negotiator.
"I have met you halfway. Pray that I do not meet you halfway further."
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#StarWars #ZenoOfElea #ZenosParadox #mathJokes #math #ImageContest #math #joke
The above joke is placed in the #CreativeCommons
© 2026 Richard Penner.
To the extent possible under law, the author has waived all copyright and related rights to this work under the Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication.
https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/Please feel free to adapt this to other media as desired. My idea: A New Yorker single-panel cartoon. Storm Troopers on the left, Darth Zeno (a ancient #Greek #philosopher in toga and sandals with a half-helmet open to see his high brow and classical beard) in the middle and #LandoCalrissian on the right with the caption and the quote as above.
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Euler? I hardly know her!
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And another sticker, maybe a bit nerdy :neocat_glasses:
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No offense to Felix Hausdorff, but I kind of wish Jacques Tits had developed the definition of T2 spaces.
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RE: https://kind.social/@Wearwolf/115686665567570961
#MathJokes are a special kind of humor. :JustRight:
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@mathowie I’ve reached my limit with this dad jokes. I realize they’re integral to some people’s personalities, but sometimes they’re just derivative. #mathjokes
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AI generated video is always differentiable. And of course it's derivative.
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Oh no, I want to make a game with a race of robots that go by numerical designations, just to make number puns.
Person 1: meet the team. These are SK units 111, 333, 555, 777, and 999. Also known as Ones, Threes, Fives, Sevens, and Nines
Person 2: Interesting unit composition
P1: Yeah, they did that themselves
P2: Really?
P1: Yeah, they're an odd bunch
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@jon that’s a pretty derivative toot. #badmathjokes #mathjokes #scnr
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I'm boosting, not because of what you wrote, but because of that hilarious handle:
log 😅 = 💧 log 😄That is brilliant!
I'm going to go boost all the posts where that appears.
In other words, all your posts.
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Q: Did you hear about the topologist who was shot?
A: No! Was he okay?
Q: Oh, he walked away from it! He proved on the spot that since the bullet didn't exit, that means there is no hole; Q.E.D.
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@MariaTheMartian I will definitely be trying it out #mathjokes
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Have I mentioned how much I lOVE LoVE LOvE LOVe how easy it is to translate posts on this platform. #mathjokes
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I'm at that stage of my math study journey where all my jokes are just abstractions of propositions bundled over the types of conversations I would like to have but can't find people tell them to.
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https://punnypeak.com/bakery-puns/ "
" "Why did the baker refuse to make a cake for the mathematician?Because he wanted to avoid any irrational pie! #BakeryHumor #MathJokes #FunnyBaker #PunIntended #PiDay #ConfectioneryComedy #PastryPuns #LaughingLamingtons #BreadAndLaughs #HilariousHomemadeTreats"
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This T-Shirt Speaks Volumes
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/this-t-shirt-speaks-volumes/
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https://punnypeak.com/geometric-puns/
I'm aacute angle in this acute triangle of life! 😂 #GeometricPuns #MathHumor #Puntastic #TriangleLife #MathJokes #AcuteAngle #GeometryFun #FunnyMath #MathPuns #HashtagHumor
