#mathjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #mathjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Stardate 7578.23 -- The Enterprise encounters a race known as the Quaternions, who are invited for dinner and a tour. The Quaternions abruptly change their personality depending on what they're doing, from diplomacy to observation to problem solving.
Dr. Crusher discovers that they have evolved an advanced form of multiple personality disorder, with each Quaternion having a Real part and three Imaginary parts.
"Wait until you meet the Octonions,” one said.
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Now, I may not be a big-city geomater, but I'm pretty sure that's a rectangular cuboid! :neocat_thonk:
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Euler? I hardly know her!
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Euler? I hardly know her!
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And another sticker, maybe a bit nerdy :neocat_glasses:
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And another sticker, maybe a bit nerdy :neocat_glasses:
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Darth Zeno was a terrifying negotiator.
"I have met you halfway. Pray that I do not meet you halfway further."
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#StarWars #ZenoOfElea #ZenosParadox #mathJokes #math #ImageContest #math #joke
The above joke is placed in the #CreativeCommons
© 2026 Richard Penner.
To the extent possible under law, the author has waived all copyright and related rights to this work under the Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication.
https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/Please feel free to adapt this to other media as desired. My idea: A New Yorker single-panel cartoon. Storm Troopers on the left, Darth Zeno (a ancient #Greek #philosopher in toga and sandals with a half-helmet open to see his high brow and classical beard) in the middle and #LandoCalrissian on the right with the caption and the quote as above.
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No offense to Felix Hausdorff, but I kind of wish Jacques Tits had developed the definition of T2 spaces.
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No offense to Felix Hausdorff, but I kind of wish Jacques Tits had developed the definition of T2 spaces.
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RE: https://kind.social/@Wearwolf/115686665567570961
#MathJokes are a special kind of humor. :JustRight:
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RE: https://kind.social/@Wearwolf/115686665567570961
#MathJokes are a special kind of humor. :JustRight:
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AI generated video is always differentiable. And of course it's derivative.
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AI generated video is always differentiable. And of course it's derivative.
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Oh no, I want to make a game with a race of robots that go by numerical designations, just to make number puns.
Person 1: meet the team. These are SK units 111, 333, 555, 777, and 999. Also known as Ones, Threes, Fives, Sevens, and Nines
Person 2: Interesting unit composition
P1: Yeah, they did that themselves
P2: Really?
P1: Yeah, they're an odd bunch
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Oh no, I want to make a game with a race of robots that go by numerical designations, just to make number puns.
Person 1: meet the team. These are SK units 111, 333, 555, 777, and 999. Also known as Ones, Threes, Fives, Sevens, and Nines
Person 2: Interesting unit composition
P1: Yeah, they did that themselves
P2: Really?
P1: Yeah, they're an odd bunch
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@jon that’s a pretty derivative toot. #badmathjokes #mathjokes #scnr
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I'm boosting, not because of what you wrote, but because of that hilarious handle:
log 😅 = 💧 log 😄That is brilliant!
I'm going to go boost all the posts where that appears.
In other words, all your posts.
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I'm boosting, not because of what you wrote, but because of that hilarious handle:
log 😅 = 💧 log 😄That is brilliant!
I'm going to go boost all the posts where that appears.
In other words, all your posts.
:)
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Now do Santa with polar coordinates... 🎅
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Q: Did you hear about the topologist who was shot?
A: No! Was he okay?
Q: Oh, he walked away from it! He proved on the spot that since the bullet didn't exit, that means there is no hole; Q.E.D.
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Q: Did you hear about the topologist who was shot?
A: No! Was he okay?
Q: Oh, he walked away from it! He proved on the spot that since the bullet didn't exit, that means there is no hole; Q.E.D.
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@MariaTheMartian I will definitely be trying it out #mathjokes
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Frustrated by the Apple stopwatch not rolling over minutes from 59 to 0 as other apps do and all I can think about is "C^{1} is not isomorphic to [0, 1]".
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“The square hippopotamus is equal to some squared legs.”
ETA: wow i forgot an image description on this one... and now I'm thinking of making this corny drawing I made to annoy my students into a 3D printed two-sided square keychain with these motifs in raised relief on each side... could be a nice graduation gif. They HATE this joke.
