#mastodonspyballoon — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...

#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople

Also, #DicordIsForImbeciles...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet #Today...?

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what #DataAnalytics are... | #TransactionalAnalysis101

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

Back in the #DarkOldDays of #TwitterX; before #SpaceKarenX #TurnedIT into the #GoToHellScape #IT is #Today...

#EngagementRating was a #Thing; the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #PutSimply: #SoMuchBetter...

And, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1313014489068044289

#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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#One of #TheManyBenefits of #LinkOut(s) to the #MastodonSpyBalloon is that #Sometimes; even #YouTube has #SomeBetter #AccessibilityOptions (e.g. #CloseCaption / #Subtitles) that aren't #Rendered that well within #Mastodon... #Natively... #NotInAllCases; but #Some...

#IT's #Still #NoBiggie... [#IndividualUserExperienceWillVary]

#Beware the #MastodonSpyBalloon... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110575547558741881

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #Still: #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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#BTW: #ICYMI

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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#Epilogue:

#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you #Liked #ThisStory / #MyStory / #TrueStory; even if you #DidNotLike #IT, I have #More...

There's one #Sat in #Limbo / #TwitterWorld that #Runs on a #VerySimilarTheme...

I'm #Debating #WhetherOrNot to #PortIT into the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

I'll have to #FindTheTime...

#DontForget: #ACAB; especially, #LocalPlods

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1269691489724096512

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#Awww... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon certainly won't #Miss another #AngryHomophobe, anyway...

#TheImportantThing is that #AllRugbySocksMatter | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

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