#mastodonspyballoon — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...

#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople

Also, #DicordIsForImbeciles...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet #Today...?

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what #DataAnalytics are... | #TransactionalAnalysis101

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

Back in the #DarkOldDays of #TwitterX; before #SpaceKarenX #TurnedIT into the #GoToHellScape #IT is #Today...

#EngagementRating was a #Thing; the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #PutSimply: #SoMuchBetter...

And, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1313014489068044289

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

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#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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I #LearnedSomething #Today... Well, actually #NotToday, on #March, 2nd 2023; back in the #DarkOld #VMST Days before #VMST #Breached their own #CommunityGuildelines and began #ShadowBanning #People for #DoingNothingWrong... #LivesAndFamilies

But, anyway, #IDigress...

In the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I can #Edit a #Toot and #Reset the #Outcome of a #Poll...

#SpaceKarenX can't #DoThat on #Twitter... #Awww... #Shame...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109954911145063701

@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

With #Biscuits... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#Congratulations; you all get a #Free #ContentWarning in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Also... #CollapsedToots are #QuiteCool; #StillQuiteCool...

#HaveABalloon...! And, #DontForget... #MaskUp... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #Still: #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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(@[email protected])

#Someone "needs" to #SayIT and #Someone #DefinitelyNeeds to #HearIT

The #MastodonSpyBalloon provides for 500-#Characters on #EachToot; however, #EachToot can #AlsoContains up to #FourImages, #EachOfWhich can #AlsoContain another 3,000-#Characters

#IF what you #HaveToSay can't be #Contained within those #Parameters; #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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#SweetBrown: Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (#AutoTune)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

#BTW: #ICYMI

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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(@[email protected] @[email protected])

#Awww... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon certainly won't #Miss another #AngryHomophobe, anyway...

#TheImportantThing is that #AllRugbySocksMatter | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

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