#maketimeforbacon — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #DesktopWallpaper #MakeTimeForBacon

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #DesktopWallpaper #MakeTimeForBacon

At the #Risk of being #TooMysterious; I am #Sensing a #Vision of #TheFuture...

There will be #Soup... I'm #SensingSoup in #TheFuture... With #FancyPantsBread...

#Today's #Soup is #CurriedParsnip; #IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians... I can #Pop #SomeBacon in #IT, #IF you #Like... #MakeTimeForBacon...

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#IT's #NotAMystery...

#Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:

• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...

#StillTrue; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself | #ScaleForReference

#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon

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By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:

• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...

#StillTrue; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself

#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#IT's #FancyHatFurzday, y'all...

#MakeTimeForBacon

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110549593326303939

#IT's also #Worth #BearingInMind that #NotAllCharities are that #Charitable...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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@selzero

#MakeTimeForBacon...

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Also...

#DontForget... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#Incidentally and #OnACompleteTangent...

#IHateWidgets... I #StillHateWidgets; they have #NoPlace in #WindowsForWerewolves...

And, I'm #Making #SnafflyToast, with #Marmalade...

#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT has #BaconSammidges in #IT (#ForLater)... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGoodNewsButNotNewsNotNews... #NotNearly24...

The #Lego®️ #VikingVillage has been #LongShipped®️...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

We get #FourNewCharacters to #PlayWith, and #Additionally: #VikingBeanBear®️... #Yay...!

But... #Shhh... #MyLittleBigBuddy doesn't know yet... #DontTellHim... | #NoSpoilers

Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGoodNewsButNotNewsNotNews... #NotNearly24...

The #Lego®️ #VikingVillage has been #LongShipped®️...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

We get #FourNewCharacters to #PlayWith, and #Additionally: #VikingBeanBear®️... #Yay...!

But... #Shhh... #MyLittleBigBuddy doesn't know yet... #DontTellHim... | #NoSpoilers

Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#BTW: #IF you're #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how to #Make a #YummyMushroomRisotto...

#LookITUp... #IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians and #Vegans... I can #AlsoAlsoAdd #SomeBacon, #IF you #Like...

#MakeTimeForBacon and #QuoteToots... They're #StillQuiteCool...

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