#magneticmonster — Public Fediverse posts
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AN A-MEN FIRST!!!
#MagneticMonster is the first #Monsterdon without an actual monster. well done @Taweret you're so, like, totally avant garde and shit. -
Please tell me they sold fridge magnets to promote this film. I’d still buy one.
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OBLIGATORY GARY LARSON
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this movie is about the weirdest fetish cross-over:
pregnancy & magnets
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ah-ah-ah-ah
STAYING ALIVE
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Guy has prob been exposed to so much radiation his baby will have 2 heads.
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uh-uh... there goes Canada?
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@lorgonumputz yup Nazi imagery and all.
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somewhere, the Buck Rogers producers are mad they ain't making money out of all the electricity doohickeys ganked from their movie sets.
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That’s what happens when you don’t RTFM!
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KNOB
KNOB
KNOB
KNOB
ELECTRICITY!!!
MAD MAN SCREAMING AT THE VOID!!!!!
KNOB
KNOB
KNOB
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@sean the OG Deltron says hello.
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FASCISM! with it's shiny laser thinking and doohickeys with more numbers you could ever imagine, is the real power we need against this invisible danger
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THE IRON CROSS OF TECHNOCRACY!
because the only way to kill this Magnetic Monster that we never get to see is with...
FASCISM!
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the Canadian scientist with the British accent can get it though
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btw: it's 4 guys wearing fedoras, talking nonsense with big tech words and not one woman around.
yup.
it's a techbro movie alright
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so that was the mile-high tech fetish, airplane refueling porn portion of our movie
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there was once a time when Hollywood sold the technocrataganda that Canadians had far more advanced technology than Americans.
the technocratic movement (a fascist political movement started by techbros) was launched in NYC but it became all the rage in Canada; so much so, it got Elon Musk's grandfather literally stripped of his Canadian citizenship and forced to leave the country.
and that's how Musk's Canadian mother ended up in South Africa.
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by the way²
machines are feminine... even in the English language
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by the way: there's AI in MANIAC
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the computer being fed the magnetism data is called MANIAC
because of course it's called that.
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"you know what's happening? mass is forming into empty space! "
"WE ARE WITNESSING THE SECRET OF CREATION!"
and with this technobabble, somewhere in Silicon Valley, an Operation Paperclip wannabe nepobaby got an erection
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