#lyingliketrump — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #lyingliketrump, aggregated by home.social.
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"You know, you spell Wii right? You spell it W-I-I. But it is said like W-E. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that? A couple of days ago I'm reading and it said Wii. And I said, you know, if you think about it, Wii equals W-E.
Shigeru Nintendo came up to me. Big. Strong. Nintendo, tears pouring down his eyes and he said to me. 'Sir. Sir, nobody else had realised that, I was worried nobody would realise that because only a genius would realise that'. Many people are saying that Obama never realised that.
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I’m so very smart; world leaders consult with me on important matters.
They say, “Matt, how are you so smart?”
I tell them, “Hard work and skill.”
I’m very skilled. I have all the best skills. No one has more skills than me.