#lwnnet — Public Fediverse posts

LWN.net is *thrilled* to announce that #AI is now flooding the kernel security list with *riveting* #reports at an unprecedented rate. 🎉 Who needs #quality when you can have *quantity*, right? 👏 Apparently, robots are the new unpaid interns, churning out security tattle faster than humans can hit "unsubscribe." 🤖📈
https://lwn.net/Articles/1065620/ #LWNnet #KernelSecurity #Quantity #Over #UnpaidInterns #HackerNews #ngated

LWN.net is *thrilled* to announce that #AI is now flooding the kernel security list with *riveting* #reports at an unprecedented rate. 🎉 Who needs #quality when you can have *quantity*, right? 👏 Apparently, robots are the new unpaid interns, churning out security tattle faster than humans can hit "unsubscribe." 🤖📈
https://lwn.net/Articles/1065620/ #LWNnet #KernelSecurity #Quantity #Over #UnpaidInterns #HackerNews #ngated

🌟🚨LWN.net bravely delves into the thrilling world of public records and IRS filings to uncover the sinister masterminds behind age-verification bills. 😱 Spoiler: It's not the Illuminati; it's just some corporate lobbyists trying to make a buck. 🤑 Readers are left on the edge of their seats—if only they hadn't fallen asleep first. 😴
https://lwn.net/Articles/1062779/ #LWNnet #AgeVerification #CorporateLobbyists #PublicRecords #IRSfilings #ThrillingStory #HackerNews #ngated

🌟🚨LWN.net bravely delves into the thrilling world of public records and IRS filings to uncover the sinister masterminds behind age-verification bills. 😱 Spoiler: It's not the Illuminati; it's just some corporate lobbyists trying to make a buck. 🤑 Readers are left on the edge of their seats—if only they hadn't fallen asleep first. 😴
https://lwn.net/Articles/1062779/ #LWNnet #AgeVerification #CorporateLobbyists #PublicRecords #IRSfilings #ThrillingStory #HackerNews #ngated

So, LWN.net bravely delivers the groundbreaking revelation that #Guix is being removed from Debian! 😲🎉 Clearly, this earth-shattering news will be the key topic at all social gatherings from now on. 🙄 Perhaps, next week, they'll tackle the equally riveting saga of wallpaper updates in Linux. 🖼️🤦‍♂️
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1035491/d8100135a8ae4246/ #LWNnet #Debian #LinuxNews #OpenSource #HackerNews #ngated

So, LWN.net bravely delivers the groundbreaking revelation that #Guix is being removed from Debian! 😲🎉 Clearly, this earth-shattering news will be the key topic at all social gatherings from now on. 🙄 Perhaps, next week, they'll tackle the equally riveting saga of wallpaper updates in Linux. 🖼️🤦‍♂️
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1035491/d8100135a8ae4246/ #LWNnet #Debian #LinuxNews #OpenSource #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the digital soap opera continues! 🎭 In today's thrilling episode, we discover that Linux's #Secure #Boot certificates are about as durable as a popcorn necklace in a rainstorm. 🌧️ But don't worry, LWN.net is here to remind you that you can't actually read about it unless you open your wallet. 💸
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1029767/08f1d17c020e8292/ #Linux #LWNnet #DigitalSoapOpera #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the digital soap opera continues! 🎭 In today's thrilling episode, we discover that Linux's #Secure #Boot certificates are about as durable as a popcorn necklace in a rainstorm. 🌧️ But don't worry, LWN.net is here to remind you that you can't actually read about it unless you open your wallet. 💸
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1029767/08f1d17c020e8292/ #Linux #LWNnet #DigitalSoapOpera #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of transforming core dumps into a never-ending flow of #CVEs 😱. LWN.net bravely tackles this "urgent" issue with their subscriber-only content because nothing screams #exclusivity like bug reports 🤦‍♂️. Remember, dear reader, subscribing might just be the key to unlocking the secrets of dump management! 💼✨
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1024160/f18b880c8cd1eef1/ #coreDumps #LWNnet #bugReports #subscriberContent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of transforming core dumps into a never-ending flow of #CVEs 😱. LWN.net bravely tackles this "urgent" issue with their subscriber-only content because nothing screams #exclusivity like bug reports 🤦‍♂️. Remember, dear reader, subscribing might just be the key to unlocking the secrets of dump management! 💼✨
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1024160/f18b880c8cd1eef1/ #coreDumps #LWNnet #bugReports #subscriberContent #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news! LWN.net bravely tackles the pulse-pounding saga of 'pahole', the tool with a name that conjures imagery of Swiss Army knives and holes. 🕳️ Meanwhile, the world holds its breath awaiting the riveting updates on compiler rearrangement for the BPF verifier. Stay tuned for more edge-of-your-seat excitement. 🙄
https://lwn.net/Articles/1016243/ #LWNnet #pahole #BPFverifier #technews #compilerupdates #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news! LWN.net bravely tackles the pulse-pounding saga of 'pahole', the tool with a name that conjures imagery of Swiss Army knives and holes. 🕳️ Meanwhile, the world holds its breath awaiting the riveting updates on compiler rearrangement for the BPF verifier. Stay tuned for more edge-of-your-seat excitement. 🙄
https://lwn.net/Articles/1016243/ #LWNnet #pahole #BPFverifier #technews #compilerupdates #HackerNews #ngated

Wanna know what's in store for Linux 6.13, which is expected to be released on January 19 or 26?

Then check out these articles from #LWNnet now freely available:

* The beginning of the 6.13 merge window – https://lwn.net/Articles/998623/

* The rest of the 6.13 merge window – https://lwn.net/Articles/998990/

#kernel #LinuxKernel