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CW: NSFW: DC Comics Deep Lore Addition
Lex Luthor: "HAHA! Behold Superman, with the powers of science, I've given myself Two Penises! One on me, and one on my wife! And with Two Penises, I'm Twice the Man you are!!"
Superman: *Drops his tight trunks to reveal what was beneath his bulge...*
Lex Luthor: "Holy shit what the fuck is that???"
Superman: "Why, my kryptonian triple-dick, of course."
Lex (rhymes with sex): "NOOO! FOILED AGAIN!!"