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  1. CW: UK Politics

    I think one positive thing that can be said about yesterday's budget, is that, despite some disappointing things in it, taken as a whole, it wasn't an unmitigated clusterfuck.

    I suspect Reeve's job is now safe until after the May elections, at which point, surely she and Starmer are toast.

    #LowExpectations #Budget #Reeves #RachelReeves #Starmer #UKPolitics

  2. 🌟Welcome to the riveting world of Nick, 30, where fiscal responsibility is as real as unicorns🦄 and government promises are as reliable as your attempts to save £100k for a house deposit in 5 years.🎩💼 NHS waiting lists grow faster than your receding hairline while pothole complaints plummet—thanks to residents discovering the joys of low expectations!🎉🏥
    nicksimulator.com/ #fiscalresponsibility #unicorns #NHSwaitinglists #lowexpectations #housedeposit #HackerNews #ngated

  3. A quotation from Ben Franklin

    Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

    Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, scientist, philosopher, aphorist
    Poor Richard (1739 ed.)

    Sourcing, notes: wist.info/franklin-benjamin/76…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #franklin #benfranklin #benjaminfranklin #cynicism #disappointment #expectations #lowexpectations #pessimism

  4. Kann ich bitte den Scheuer nochmal sehen? :mastofacepalm:

    #LowExpectations
    #Verkehrswende
    #Koalitionsausschuss

    (Ich dachte nicht im entferntesten daran, das mal für eine öffentliche Äußerung auch nur in Betracht zu ziehen)

  5. A week and a day til Valentine’s Day.

    As a rule I have pretty high expectations. As with any rule, it has its exception, the F14 exception. In this case the following applies:

    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed.

    #ValentinesDay #dating #SingleLife #expectations #romance #LowExpectations #NoExpectations #humour #joke #exceptions

  6. @kell_topaz I'm starting as a Burger Duke and then working my way up from their.

    #LowExpectations

  7. @rooster Sadly, I remember being surprised when it happened at all. #LowExpectations

  8. I'm going to mark down today as a success. Productivity has been shit, and deadlines are painting myself into a corner, so I am almost at the point that I'll be "motivated". In my "pro"crastination, I've managed to fix a hole in a door (sanded and painted), filtered my cold brew, and my biggest achievement of the day.... managed to only drink 600ml or so of said cold brew... O_o #LowExpectations

  9. The #Christmas🎄tree is up,
    and by “up,” I mean plugged in,
    because I never took it down.

    Last winter, I removed the ornaments and unplugged the small tabletop tree I picked up years ago at a garage sale. I didn’t feel like forcing it back into its box, so I parked it in a corner. Today I plugged it in. I’ll put a 🌟 on top but that may be it. The lights are cheerful and I just don’t have the energy anymore.

    #LowExpectations are liberating.

  10. @Temporalrift I’d prefer something I can watch without another $10/month subscription #lowexpectations