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  1. @kianryan I do a search for #LotteryWinners after last night’s gig in Utrecht (looking for the post-gig buzz), and this is the top hit. It’s a small world!

  2. Elon Musk and His Time Machine

    Elon Musk likes to be in the middle of the latest technology. That’s why he’s involved with Tesla, Space X and Neuralink. But the one he will never tell us about is time travel.

    He heard about a time travel startup through his usual channels and sought to buy it and keep it on the down low. He got what he wanted so perhaps now Elon will go to the future and steal their technology for us. Fat chance. Despite his high tech mantra, he is more concerned with the past.

    You see, Elon is concerned with babies. He seemingly wants to have as many as possible in his short time here on this earth. That’s why he goes into the past.

    Unfortunately for him, his time machine can only go back in time so far. Roughly to the time that vaccines first started to much hoopla. He can bribe all those maidens of the past with gifts the future allows him to give. He may prefer the more recent ladies where all he has to do is write down some lottery winners.

    He’ll buy the tickets and say, “If this wins, promise me that you will have my baby and raise it by yourself. Or with the help of your husband.”

    Don’t get me wrong. He likes the women of other times as well so he will woo the women of the 50s, 60s, 70s and so on. All for his favourite prize – to have more babies.

    It boggles the mind how, in our high tech era, we still don’t seem to have an accurate handle on how autism passes down from generation to generation.

    And thus, Elon is stymied. He’s not sure how many times he can make babies in the past to bring the autism rate to its modern level. Oh well. He enjoys the process.

    #ElonMusk #ElonMuskWantsMoreBabies #futureTech #howDoesAutismPassDown_ #lotteryWinners #Neuralink #SpaceX #Tesla #theTimeVaccinesFirstStarted #timeTravel

  3. Album Review: (The) Lottery Winners – KOKO

    Apologies for the brackets in the title, but if even the guy who sings most of the songs can't tell me if the word "The" is in the band name (see our interview with Thom) then what chance do I have? My main concern right now, though, is how to tell you how great this album is without sounding like I'm gushing. Tri

    moshville.co.uk/reviews/album-

    #AlbumReviews #LotteryWinners

  4. Interview: Thom Rylance (Lottery Winners)

    We discovered Lottery Winners (we're behind the curve!) when they opened for Nickelback last year, and what an impression they made! It was a huge pleasure to finally catch up with frontman Thom as they make their way around Europe before heading back to the UK for more dates later in the year.

    This interview is also availabl

    moshville.co.uk/interview/2025

    #Interviews #LotteryWinners

  5. Lottery Winners announce album & tour dates, and share single

    We loved these guys when they opened for Nickelback. One of the most enjoyable live acts we've seen for some time, and more than just a bunch of people playing music. We're really pleased to hear they've got new stuff coming out, and some dates coming up for you to see how good they a

    moshville.co.uk/news/2024/09/l

    #News #ToursLiveDates #LotteryWinners

  6. New blog post :: Making Stage Props for the Lottery Winners

    leighhack.org/blog/2024/lotter

    We built stage props for the Lottery Winners from acrylic on our Shapeoko CNC, and added lighting packs using WS2812B rings and Pimoroni Plasma 2040s.

    #making #makerspace #hackspace #cnc #electronics #pimoroni #lotteryWinners

  7. Oh Iowa Lottery we praise you
    For mistakes that benefit all who view
    Your reporting error gave luck to some
    Though false winnings felt like a economic scam
    We thank you for your unintentional gift
    And your wrong numbers that did truly lift

    #iowalottery #powerball #lotterywinners #lottery #ode #poetry

    cnn.com/2023/11/30/us/iowa-lot