#looksthatcantkill — Public Fediverse posts
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'So, did you win this time?' asked one underling of another in the henchpeople bar.
The other groaned. 'Not really, although the heroes didn't beat us up this time. Physically, that is.'
'What do you mean?'
'Our supervillain discovered the power of fashion recently and designed us new uniforms to intimidate our opposing heroes. They and the civilians present just laughed out loud at us. We had to retreat in embarrassment.'