#lemonup — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #Someweather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #QuiteWarm, too...

And, we're #AllUpdaticated...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#LemonUp; #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#TheThing you #NeedToKnow about #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake is...

#Once #TheMashedPotato has #LemonUp-ed; there's #NoGoingBack, #IT's #Committed...

#YouCanIceIT #AsMuchAsYouLike; #IT's #Still #MashedPotato... #Fundamentally...

#Stick a #Snozzidge in #IT and #PourSomeCustard on #IT... #PorkPieGarnish #Optional

#StillMashedPotato...

You can't #Change #IT's #Nature... #Or, #Composition

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#MakeCakeNotWar #BeBatmanBetter #AllCakeIsGoodCake #WesStreetingNeedsJesus

#Now...!

#TheUsualRecipes... #Continues...

#Something for #TheVegans...

We have some #LeftOverMashedPotato... We can #LemonUp and #MakeCake...

#TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...

#IT's a #Saga... #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#TrueFact also a #TrueStory...

#StillTrue™️

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#DontPanic; #IT's #StillNotNews...

#HowToRunALemonadeStand...

#TheOppositeOfNews...

#StillNotNewsAndStuff

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#LemonadeStand #FewerActiveMembers #LemonUp #TrueStory

#TumTeTumTeTum...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...

#DoingSomethingElse... #BusyBeingRight...

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#BeingEuropean #EULaw #ReallyExpensive #TheJoyOfTypos #FunTimeFriday #LemonUp #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...

You don't want to #CatchScurvy; #OrSomething, aye...

#IT's #BaconSammidgeTime...!

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Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#FunTimeFriday #LemonUp #LookAtTheEvidence

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

And, #StopBeingHitler...

#IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #DigitalDemo #DigitalDemocracy #InAction #LikeIT #OrNot

#DontForget... #LemonUp; #Otherwise you'll #GetScurvied... #IT's a #HealthCareThing...

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#LemonUp, #Maybe... #IT's a #FunTimeFriday...

#DontPanic; #IT's #StillNotNews...

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#Meanwhile....

#HappyHappy #SpanishHeritageMonth...

#IT's also #ElDíaDeLaHispanidad; #Reportedly the day #ChristobalColumbus #FirstDiscovered #TheAmericas... #Notwithstanding the #IndiginousPeoples that #LivedThere, who #AlmostCertainly had #DiscoveredIT #BeforeHim...

But... #ThatAside... #1492 was a #LongLongTimeAgo... #AgesAgo...

#BackInTheDays before #MTV had been #Invented; #EvenBefore the #FirstEurovision, #BackInTheDay when #Scurvy was a #Thing...

#DontForget... #LemonUp; #Otherwise you'll #GetScurvied... #IT's a #HealthCareThing...

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#LemonUp, #Maybe... #IT's a #FunTimeFriday...

#DontPanic; #IT's #StillNotNews...

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#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

And, #StopBeingHitler...

#IT's #TheNewRules...

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#MeghanTrainor: Lemon Up

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

And, #StopBeingHitler...

#IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BTW: #IF you've #NeverSeen #SaturdayThe14th; #Do, #IT's #Absurd...

You might #LikeIT; #IF #IT is #YourKindOfThing...

10 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and a #LemonUp... | #OCATC

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #Unstable...

There is a #Risk of #SomeChocolate... #Melting...

#RecommendedCourseOfAction: #EatMoreBiscuits...

#ProblemSolved

#DontMentionIT; we're #Still: #FineForDiesel...

#LemonUp...! #IT's a #FunTimeFriday...!

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano

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#AllSystemsOperational and #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how #PortAndStarboard #Works...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#LemonUp...! #IT's a #FunTimeFriday...!

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano

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#AllSystemsOperational and #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how #PortAndStarboard #Works...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#LemonUp...! #IT's a #FunTimeFriday...!

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano

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#Meanwhile...

#LemonUp...

#YouTube's #AutoText is #StillTerrible...

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#LouisDeFunès: Le Grand Restaurant (1966) - Folie collective!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0jgNz9Udfc

#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... Let's #CompareAndContrast...

#OhYeah...

• #ShadowBan(s);
• #ReplyGuys;
• #Fakebook / #RedditPosts #CopyPasta;
• #TheLoss of over 50% of #ITs #ActiveMembers;
• #SubstandardDaryls; and,
• #EMailScammers...

#JustLikeTwitterX...

#YouKnow what "they/them" should do...

#FuckOff #BackToTwitter... With #ZeroCredibility and #ZeroIntegrity

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheFediverse "deserves" #BetterDaryls...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

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#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... Let's #CompareAndContrast...

#OhYeah...

• #ShadowBan(s);
• #ReplyGuys;
• #Fakebook / #RedditPosts #CopyPasta;
• #TheLoss of over 50% of #ITs #ActiveMembers;
• #SubstandardDaryls; and,
• #EMailScammers...

#JustLikeTwitterX...

#YouKnow what "they/them" should do...

#FuckOff #BackToTwitter... With #ZeroCredibility and #ZeroIntegrity

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheFediverse "deserves" #BetterDaryls...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

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#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... Let's #CompareAndContrast...

#OhYeah...

• #ShadowBan(s);
• #ReplyGuys;
• #Fakebook / #RedditPosts #CopyPasta;
• #TheLoss of over 50% of #ITs #ActiveMembers;
• #SubstandardDaryls; and,
• #EMailScammers...

#JustLikeTwitterX...

#YouKnow what "they/them" should do...

#FuckOff #BackToTwitter... With #ZeroCredibility and #ZeroIntegrity

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheFediverse "deserves" #BetterDaryls...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

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#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... Let's #CompareAndContrast...

#OhYeah...

• #ShadowBan(s);
• #ReplyGuys;
• #Fakebook / #RedditPosts #CopyPasta;
• #TheLoss of over 50% of #ITs #ActiveMembers;
• #SubstandardDaryls; and,
• #EMailScammers...

#JustLikeTwitterX...

#YouKnow what "they/them" should do...

#FuckOff #BackToTwitter... With #ZeroCredibility and #ZeroIntegrity

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheFediverse "deserves" #BetterDaryls...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

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#OpenLetter...

#DearScottishPower,

What is #ThisBullshit, #Now...? I'm getting a #Shocking #DéjàVu...

#JustStop #TakingGovernmentSubsidies and #PayingShareHolderDividends, and #ReturnGoodValue to a #DysfunctionalMarket... With an #OxfordComma.

#LoveAndKisses,

#DrPSiReN

#PS: #LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#So...

#ThatWasMarch...

#What shall we #DoNext...?

Let's #DoApril...

And, #DontForget to #LemonUp... And, #GreenIsGood

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#OpenLetter...

#DearScottishPower,

What is #ThisBullshit, #Now...?

#JustStop #TakingGovernmentSubsidies and #PayingShareHolderDividends, and #ReturnGoodValue to a #DysfunctionalMarket... With an #OxfordComma.

#LoveAndKisses,

#DrPSiReN

#PS: #LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#AllSystemsOperational and #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#LemonUp...! #IT's #TheWeekend!

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano

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#AllSystemsOperational and #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#LemonUp...! #IT's #TheWeekend!

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#Meanwhile...

#PSiReNGroup is #Still #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles... With #EMail and #Points...

#Once we've #JoinedNATO with our #CombinedNectarPoints, we're going to #Trade our #ScottishPower #PointlessPoints for #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica; because, #IT's #NotWorthIT....

#LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#LetsDoFebruary... And, #MakeMoreHashtags...

[#OtherFebruariesAreAvailable]

#LemonUp...!

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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone...

Have a #LittleThink... #AboutThat...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#LemonUp...!

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#IT's.... #FunTimeFriday...!

#LemonUp...!

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