#legalese — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #legalese, aggregated by home.social.
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🥤🚫 Breaking news: Apparently, the US has decided that H2O is now a luxury item, on par with caviar and truffles! Because who needs basic human necessities when you can have endless #legalese to quench your thirst? 😂 #ThirstyForJustice
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/ #H2OLuxury #ThirstyForJustice #BreakingNews #USPolicy #HackerNews #ngated -
🥤🚫 Breaking news: Apparently, the US has decided that H2O is now a luxury item, on par with caviar and truffles! Because who needs basic human necessities when you can have endless #legalese to quench your thirst? 😂 #ThirstyForJustice
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/ #H2OLuxury #ThirstyForJustice #BreakingNews #USPolicy #HackerNews #ngated -
🥤🚫 Breaking news: Apparently, the US has decided that H2O is now a luxury item, on par with caviar and truffles! Because who needs basic human necessities when you can have endless #legalese to quench your thirst? 😂 #ThirstyForJustice
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/ #H2OLuxury #ThirstyForJustice #BreakingNews #USPolicy #HackerNews #ngated -
🥤🚫 Breaking news: Apparently, the US has decided that H2O is now a luxury item, on par with caviar and truffles! Because who needs basic human necessities when you can have endless #legalese to quench your thirst? 😂 #ThirstyForJustice
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/ #H2OLuxury #ThirstyForJustice #BreakingNews #USPolicy #HackerNews #ngated -
🥤🚫 Breaking news: Apparently, the US has decided that H2O is now a luxury item, on par with caviar and truffles! Because who needs basic human necessities when you can have endless #legalese to quench your thirst? 😂 #ThirstyForJustice
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/ #H2OLuxury #ThirstyForJustice #BreakingNews #USPolicy #HackerNews #ngated -
Claude Fable 5.1: like a flavorless stew of tech jargon and #legalese, with an extra helping of "Cookie Settings" sprinkled on top for garnish. 🍪🤦♂️ Who knew AI updates could sound this thrilling? 💀
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/models/fable-5-1/whats-new-fable-5-1 #AIUpdates #TechJargon #CookieSettings #FlavorlessStew #HackerNews #ngated -
Claude Fable 5.1: like a flavorless stew of tech jargon and #legalese, with an extra helping of "Cookie Settings" sprinkled on top for garnish. 🍪🤦♂️ Who knew AI updates could sound this thrilling? 💀
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/models/fable-5-1/whats-new-fable-5-1 #AIUpdates #TechJargon #CookieSettings #FlavorlessStew #HackerNews #ngated -
Claude Fable 5.1: like a flavorless stew of tech jargon and #legalese, with an extra helping of "Cookie Settings" sprinkled on top for garnish. 🍪🤦♂️ Who knew AI updates could sound this thrilling? 💀
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/models/fable-5-1/whats-new-fable-5-1 #AIUpdates #TechJargon #CookieSettings #FlavorlessStew #HackerNews #ngated -
Claude Fable 5.1: like a flavorless stew of tech jargon and #legalese, with an extra helping of "Cookie Settings" sprinkled on top for garnish. 🍪🤦♂️ Who knew AI updates could sound this thrilling? 💀
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/models/fable-5-1/whats-new-fable-5-1 #AIUpdates #TechJargon #CookieSettings #FlavorlessStew #HackerNews #ngated -
Claude Fable 5.1: like a flavorless stew of tech jargon and #legalese, with an extra helping of "Cookie Settings" sprinkled on top for garnish. 🍪🤦♂️ Who knew AI updates could sound this thrilling? 💀
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/models/fable-5-1/whats-new-fable-5-1 #AIUpdates #TechJargon #CookieSettings #FlavorlessStew #HackerNews #ngated -
Remember...done is always better than perfect.
-- Lisa Fraley, 'easy Legal steps'#entrepreneurship #legalese #bookclub #business #spiritualize #quotes #confidence #solarplexus #chakras #spirituality #loveyourself #learn #beYOU! #awareness #love #accomplishments #success #asimpleguide
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Remember...done is always better than perfect.
-- Lisa Fraley, 'easy Legal steps'#entrepreneurship #legalese #bookclub #business #spiritualize #quotes #confidence #solarplexus #chakras #spirituality #loveyourself #learn #beYOU! #awareness #love #accomplishments #success #asimpleguide
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Remember...done is always better than perfect.
-- Lisa Fraley, 'easy Legal steps'#entrepreneurship #legalese #bookclub #business #spiritualize #quotes #confidence #solarplexus #chakras #spirituality #loveyourself #learn #beYOU! #awareness #love #accomplishments #success #asimpleguide
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Remember...done is always better than perfect.
-- Lisa Fraley, 'easy Legal steps'#entrepreneurship #legalese #bookclub #business #spiritualize #quotes #confidence #solarplexus #chakras #spirituality #loveyourself #learn #beYOU! #awareness #love #accomplishments #success #asimpleguide
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Remember...done is always better than perfect.
-- Lisa Fraley, 'easy Legal steps'#entrepreneurship #legalese #bookclub #business #spiritualize #quotes #confidence #solarplexus #chakras #spirituality #loveyourself #learn #beYOU! #awareness #love #accomplishments #success #asimpleguide
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🚢 Ahoy, sailors! #Iran wants your cash 💸 before you sail their Strait of Hormuz waters. It's like a toll booth, but with extra layers of #bureaucracy and more fine print than a novel 📜. Enjoy those "mandatory" fees while navigating the sea of #legalese and cookies 🍪!
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157571/Iran-imposes-mandatory-insurance-on-ships-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz-with-fees-likely-to-follow #Sailors #StraitOfHormuz #TollFees #HackerNews #ngated -
🚢 Ahoy, sailors! #Iran wants your cash 💸 before you sail their Strait of Hormuz waters. It's like a toll booth, but with extra layers of #bureaucracy and more fine print than a novel 📜. Enjoy those "mandatory" fees while navigating the sea of #legalese and cookies 🍪!
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157571/Iran-imposes-mandatory-insurance-on-ships-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz-with-fees-likely-to-follow #Sailors #StraitOfHormuz #TollFees #HackerNews #ngated -
🚢 Ahoy, sailors! #Iran wants your cash 💸 before you sail their Strait of Hormuz waters. It's like a toll booth, but with extra layers of #bureaucracy and more fine print than a novel 📜. Enjoy those "mandatory" fees while navigating the sea of #legalese and cookies 🍪!
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157571/Iran-imposes-mandatory-insurance-on-ships-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz-with-fees-likely-to-follow #Sailors #StraitOfHormuz #TollFees #HackerNews #ngated -
🚢 Ahoy, sailors! #Iran wants your cash 💸 before you sail their Strait of Hormuz waters. It's like a toll booth, but with extra layers of #bureaucracy and more fine print than a novel 📜. Enjoy those "mandatory" fees while navigating the sea of #legalese and cookies 🍪!
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157571/Iran-imposes-mandatory-insurance-on-ships-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz-with-fees-likely-to-follow #Sailors #StraitOfHormuz #TollFees #HackerNews #ngated -
🚢 Ahoy, sailors! #Iran wants your cash 💸 before you sail their Strait of Hormuz waters. It's like a toll booth, but with extra layers of #bureaucracy and more fine print than a novel 📜. Enjoy those "mandatory" fees while navigating the sea of #legalese and cookies 🍪!
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157571/Iran-imposes-mandatory-insurance-on-ships-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz-with-fees-likely-to-follow #Sailors #StraitOfHormuz #TollFees #HackerNews #ngated -
OpenAI's latest "innovation" is adding a section to their service terms about on-premises #software, because clearly, nothing says cutting-edge tech like paperwork 🤦♂️. Apparently, they're so forward-thinking, they've penned the contract before the product even exists—who knew #legalese could be prophetic? 📜🔮
https://ledger.somantix.ai/posts/open-ai-lays-groundwork-for-on-prem-product/ #OpenAI #Innovation #OnPremises #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
OpenAI's latest "innovation" is adding a section to their service terms about on-premises #software, because clearly, nothing says cutting-edge tech like paperwork 🤦♂️. Apparently, they're so forward-thinking, they've penned the contract before the product even exists—who knew #legalese could be prophetic? 📜🔮
https://ledger.somantix.ai/posts/open-ai-lays-groundwork-for-on-prem-product/ #OpenAI #Innovation #OnPremises #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
OpenAI's latest "innovation" is adding a section to their service terms about on-premises #software, because clearly, nothing says cutting-edge tech like paperwork 🤦♂️. Apparently, they're so forward-thinking, they've penned the contract before the product even exists—who knew #legalese could be prophetic? 📜🔮
https://ledger.somantix.ai/posts/open-ai-lays-groundwork-for-on-prem-product/ #OpenAI #Innovation #OnPremises #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
OpenAI's latest "innovation" is adding a section to their service terms about on-premises #software, because clearly, nothing says cutting-edge tech like paperwork 🤦♂️. Apparently, they're so forward-thinking, they've penned the contract before the product even exists—who knew #legalese could be prophetic? 📜🔮
https://ledger.somantix.ai/posts/open-ai-lays-groundwork-for-on-prem-product/ #OpenAI #Innovation #OnPremises #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
OpenAI's latest "innovation" is adding a section to their service terms about on-premises #software, because clearly, nothing says cutting-edge tech like paperwork 🤦♂️. Apparently, they're so forward-thinking, they've penned the contract before the product even exists—who knew #legalese could be prophetic? 📜🔮
https://ledger.somantix.ai/posts/open-ai-lays-groundwork-for-on-prem-product/ #OpenAI #Innovation #OnPremises #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Prima Facsimile Evidence and Commencification of Legal Proceedings https://lowendbox.com/blog/prima-facsimile-evidence-and-commencification-of-legal-proceedings/ #Editorial&News #attorneys #attorney #legalese #lawyers #lawyer #DMCA #gdpr
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🍒🚀 Ruby Central's latest saga is just a *gem* of boardroom #drama and verbose non-statements 🤐. If you love #legalese and cryptic messages more than actual coding, this one's for you! 🧐🤷♂️ #NothingToSeeHere
https://rubycentral.org/news/a-message-from-the-ruby-central-board/ #RubyCentral #BoardroomSaga #TechNews #CodingCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
🍒🚀 Ruby Central's latest saga is just a *gem* of boardroom #drama and verbose non-statements 🤐. If you love #legalese and cryptic messages more than actual coding, this one's for you! 🧐🤷♂️ #NothingToSeeHere
https://rubycentral.org/news/a-message-from-the-ruby-central-board/ #RubyCentral #BoardroomSaga #TechNews #CodingCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
🍒🚀 Ruby Central's latest saga is just a *gem* of boardroom #drama and verbose non-statements 🤐. If you love #legalese and cryptic messages more than actual coding, this one's for you! 🧐🤷♂️ #NothingToSeeHere
https://rubycentral.org/news/a-message-from-the-ruby-central-board/ #RubyCentral #BoardroomSaga #TechNews #CodingCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
🍒🚀 Ruby Central's latest saga is just a *gem* of boardroom #drama and verbose non-statements 🤐. If you love #legalese and cryptic messages more than actual coding, this one's for you! 🧐🤷♂️ #NothingToSeeHere
https://rubycentral.org/news/a-message-from-the-ruby-central-board/ #RubyCentral #BoardroomSaga #TechNews #CodingCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
🍒🚀 Ruby Central's latest saga is just a *gem* of boardroom #drama and verbose non-statements 🤐. If you love #legalese and cryptic messages more than actual coding, this one's for you! 🧐🤷♂️ #NothingToSeeHere
https://rubycentral.org/news/a-message-from-the-ruby-central-board/ #RubyCentral #BoardroomSaga #TechNews #CodingCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
CW: Too boring for words.
I am drafting a "rules of association". It is partly an exercise, and partly an guess at of something that may become real.
Starting with the standard rules for an "unincorporated association": (https://www.acnc.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021-07/download_template_rules_for_unincorporated_associations_with_notes_pdf_639kb_.pdf)
But I am tired of organisations infiltrated by arseholes, and I wonder if it is possible to put standards of behaviour front and centre.
I am inspired by Mastodon's "No Nazis", but I am not sure it is either specific, nor general enough.Please help. Does your group have something-like this? What have I missed, and, in the interests of sanity, what has been double-defined?
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17. Membership hurdles.
17.1 The association insists on the following psychological characteristics and standards of behaviour from all members.
17.2 No member will be accepted, and existing members will be expelled if they fail any of these hurdles.
17.3 The psychological characteristics. Members must not be:
i. psychopaths,
ii. sociopaths,
iii. narcissists,
iv. liars,
v. egomaniacs.
17.4 The standards of behaviour. Members must never indulge in :
i. crime,
ii. racism,
iii. misogyny,
iv. criticism of person,
v. aggression, threats, shaming,
vi. coercive control,
vii.prejudice, bigotry.
17.5 The association explicitly rejects the notion that a person’s ability can replace or diminish their need to clear these hurdles. The most able and talented member will be expelled if they fail.#rules #DarkTriad #constitution #legalese #IANAL #arseholes #governance
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CW: Too boring for words.
I am drafting a "rules of association". It is partly an exercise, and partly an guess at of something that may become real.
Starting with the standard rules for an "unincorporated association": (https://www.acnc.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021-07/download_template_rules_for_unincorporated_associations_with_notes_pdf_639kb_.pdf)
But I am tired of organisations infiltrated by arseholes, and I wonder if it is possible to put standards of behaviour front and centre.
I am inspired by Mastodon's "No Nazis", but I am not sure it is either specific, nor general enough.Please help. Does your group have something-like this? What have I missed, and, in the interests of sanity, what has been double-defined?
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17. Membership hurdles.
17.1 The association insists on the following psychological characteristics and standards of behaviour from all members.
17.2 No member will be accepted, and existing members will be expelled if they fail any of these hurdles.
17.3 The psychological characteristics. Members must not be:
i. psychopaths,
ii. sociopaths,
iii. narcissists,
iv. liars,
v. egomaniacs.
17.4 The standards of behaviour. Members must never indulge in :
i. crime,
ii. racism,
iii. misogyny,
iv. criticism of person,
v. aggression, threats, shaming,
vi. coercive control,
vii.prejudice, bigotry.
17.5 The association explicitly rejects the notion that a person’s ability can replace or diminish their need to clear these hurdles. The most able and talented member will be expelled if they fail.#rules #DarkTriad #constitution #legalese #IANAL #arseholes #governance
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CW: Too boring for words.
I am drafting a "rules of association". It is partly an exercise, and partly an guess at of something that may become real.
Starting with the standard rules for an "unincorporated association": (https://www.acnc.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021-07/download_template_rules_for_unincorporated_associations_with_notes_pdf_639kb_.pdf)
But I am tired of organisations infiltrated by arseholes, and I wonder if it is possible to put standards of behaviour front and centre.
I am inspired by Mastodon's "No Nazis", but I am not sure it is either specific, nor general enough.Please help. Does your group have something-like this? What have I missed, and, in the interests of sanity, what has been double-defined?
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17. Membership hurdles.
17.1 The association insists on the following psychological characteristics and standards of behaviour from all members.
17.2 No member will be accepted, and existing members will be expelled if they fail any of these hurdles.
17.3 The psychological characteristics. Members must not be:
i. psychopaths,
ii. sociopaths,
iii. narcissists,
iv. liars,
v. egomaniacs.
17.4 The standards of behaviour. Members must never indulge in :
i. crime,
ii. racism,
iii. misogyny,
iv. criticism of person,
v. aggression, threats, shaming,
vi. coercive control,
vii.prejudice, bigotry.
17.5 The association explicitly rejects the notion that a person’s ability can replace or diminish their need to clear these hurdles. The most able and talented member will be expelled if they fail.#rules #DarkTriad #constitution #legalese #IANAL #arseholes #governance
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CW: Too boring for words.
I am drafting a "rules of association". It is partly an exercise, and partly an guess at of something that may become real.
Starting with the standard rules for an "unincorporated association": (https://www.acnc.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021-07/download_template_rules_for_unincorporated_associations_with_notes_pdf_639kb_.pdf)
But I am tired of organisations infiltrated by arseholes, and I wonder if it is possible to put standards of behaviour front and centre.
I am inspired by Mastodon's "No Nazis", but I am not sure it is either specific, nor general enough.Please help. Does your group have something-like this? What have I missed, and, in the interests of sanity, what has been double-defined?
---
17. Membership hurdles.
17.1 The association insists on the following psychological characteristics and standards of behaviour from all members.
17.2 No member will be accepted, and existing members will be expelled if they fail any of these hurdles.
17.3 The psychological characteristics. Members must not be:
i. psychopaths,
ii. sociopaths,
iii. narcissists,
iv. liars,
v. egomaniacs.
17.4 The standards of behaviour. Members must never indulge in :
i. crime,
ii. racism,
iii. misogyny,
iv. criticism of person,
v. aggression, threats, shaming,
vi. coercive control,
vii.prejudice, bigotry.
17.5 The association explicitly rejects the notion that a person’s ability can replace or diminish their need to clear these hurdles. The most able and talented member will be expelled if they fail.#rules #DarkTriad #constitution #legalese #IANAL #arseholes #governance
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CW: Too boring for words.
I am drafting a "rules of association". It is partly an exercise, and partly an guess at of something that may become real.
Starting with the standard rules for an "unincorporated association": (https://www.acnc.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021-07/download_template_rules_for_unincorporated_associations_with_notes_pdf_639kb_.pdf)
But I am tired of organisations infiltrated by arseholes, and I wonder if it is possible to put standards of behaviour front and centre.
I am inspired by Mastodon's "No Nazis", but I am not sure it is either specific, nor general enough.Please help. Does your group have something-like this? What have I missed, and, in the interests of sanity, what has been double-defined?
---
17. Membership hurdles.
17.1 The association insists on the following psychological characteristics and standards of behaviour from all members.
17.2 No member will be accepted, and existing members will be expelled if they fail any of these hurdles.
17.3 The psychological characteristics. Members must not be:
i. psychopaths,
ii. sociopaths,
iii. narcissists,
iv. liars,
v. egomaniacs.
17.4 The standards of behaviour. Members must never indulge in :
i. crime,
ii. racism,
iii. misogyny,
iv. criticism of person,
v. aggression, threats, shaming,
vi. coercive control,
vii.prejudice, bigotry.
17.5 The association explicitly rejects the notion that a person’s ability can replace or diminish their need to clear these hurdles. The most able and talented member will be expelled if they fail.#rules #DarkTriad #constitution #legalese #IANAL #arseholes #governance
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Since I'm pre- internet, years ago when I was learning how to start a legal business, I spent alot of time in the libraries reading books. Along the way, I came across the U.S. Code and always remembered this section. It opened up a big rabbit hole for me.
- Title 28 Part IV Chapter176 Subchapter A Section 3002(15)(a) = United States is a corporation.
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Airbnb is updating their Terms and Privacy Policy on April 20, 2026 and it includes a novel provision: 'We added a definition of “Legitimate and Verifiable Evidence” and clarified that this must not include AI generated content.' www.airbnb.com/help/article... #Legalese
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Airbnb is updating their Terms and Privacy Policy on April 20, 2026 and it includes a novel provision: 'We added a definition of “Legitimate and Verifiable Evidence” and clarified that this must not include AI generated content.' www.airbnb.com/help/article... #Legalese
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Airbnb is updating their Terms and Privacy Policy on April 20, 2026 and it includes a novel provision: 'We added a definition of “Legitimate and Verifiable Evidence” and clarified that this must not include AI generated content.' www.airbnb.com/help/article... #Legalese
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Questa è una delle cose che ripeto sempre quando insegno informatica forense: non bisogna MAI scrivere “ovvero” in una relazione tecnica.
Dobbiamo essere chiari, non ambigui.
https://www.ilpost.it/2026/01/22/abolizione-parola-ovvero-leggi-testi-giuridici/
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Questa è una delle cose che ripeto sempre quando insegno informatica forense: non bisogna MAI scrivere “ovvero” in una relazione tecnica.
Dobbiamo essere chiari, non ambigui.
https://www.ilpost.it/2026/01/22/abolizione-parola-ovvero-leggi-testi-giuridici/
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Questa è una delle cose che ripeto sempre quando insegno informatica forense: non bisogna MAI scrivere “ovvero” in una relazione tecnica.
Dobbiamo essere chiari, non ambigui.
https://www.ilpost.it/2026/01/22/abolizione-parola-ovvero-leggi-testi-giuridici/
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Questa è una delle cose che ripeto sempre quando insegno informatica forense: non bisogna MAI scrivere “ovvero” in una relazione tecnica.
Dobbiamo essere chiari, non ambigui.
https://www.ilpost.it/2026/01/22/abolizione-parola-ovvero-leggi-testi-giuridici/
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And if your ayes not yet bleeding from reading legalese for 4 hours, here is some text IN ALL CAPS for no apparent reason and bold for extra pleasure.
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And if your ayes not yet bleeding from reading legalese for 4 hours, here is some text IN ALL CAPS for no apparent reason and bold for extra pleasure.
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And if your ayes not yet bleeding from reading legalese for 4 hours, here is some text IN ALL CAPS for no apparent reason and bold for extra pleasure.
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And if your ayes not yet bleeding from reading legalese for 4 hours, here is some text IN ALL CAPS for no apparent reason and bold for extra pleasure.
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And if your ayes not yet bleeding from reading legalese for 4 hours, here is some text IN ALL CAPS for no apparent reason and bold for extra pleasure.
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Oh, it's not only Germany still faxing? Americans too? And what the hell is "telecopy"? :D
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Oh, it's not only Germany still faxing? Americans too? And what the hell is "telecopy"? :D
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Oh, it's not only Germany still faxing? Americans too? And what the hell is "telecopy"? :D
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Oh, it's not only Germany still faxing? Americans too? And what the hell is "telecopy"? :D
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Oh, it's not only Germany still faxing? Americans too? And what the hell is "telecopy"? :D
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Reading US legalese like this I am fantasizing all sorts of aggressive acts against all the lawyers who are responsible for such alien crap.
