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  1. Joining the #FrightClub cult for a viewing of #TheBelievers, which shares syllables with #LeaveItToBeaver, and I think THAT would make for a very interesting blend plotwise.

  2. Joining the #FrightClub cult for a viewing of #TheBelievers, which shares syllables with #LeaveItToBeaver, and I think THAT would make for a very interesting blend plotwise.

  3. Get a load of Wally acting all sly when he "accidentally" brushes his elbow across that girl's chest when he's taking off his sweater! #LeaveItToBeaver

  4. In the Old Days, finding a syndicated gem like "Leave It To Beaver" broadcast on a Minneapolis TV station added to the fun of vacations. #leaveittobeaver #classictv #tvsitcoms #sitcoms

  5. Luke: Good golly, it's lucky you have these compartments.

    Han: I use them for smuggling. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the shaving cream.

    Obi-Wan: Leave It to Beaver.

    Han: You damn fool! I knew you were gonna say that! :madjoy:

    Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Or The Beaver? :catthinking:

    The Beaver: What am I supposed to do now? :derpface:

    #StarWarsOnAcid #StarWars #LeaveItToBeaver

  6. Luke: Good golly, it's lucky you have these compartments.

    Han: I use them for smuggling. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the shaving cream.

    Obi-Wan: Leave It to Beaver.

    Han: You damn fool! I knew you were gonna say that! :madjoy:

    Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Or The Beaver? :catthinking:

    The Beaver: What am I supposed to do now? :derpface:

    #StarWarsOnAcid #StarWars #LeaveItToBeaver

  7. Luke: Good golly, it's lucky you have these compartments.

    Han: I use them for smuggling. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the shaving cream.

    Obi-Wan: Leave It to Beaver.

    Han: You damn fool! I knew you were gonna say that! :madjoy:

    Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Or The Beaver? :catthinking:

    The Beaver: What am I supposed to do now? :derpface:

    #StarWarsOnAcid #StarWars #LeaveItToBeaver

  8. Luke: Good golly, it's lucky you have these compartments.

    Han: I use them for smuggling. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the shaving cream.

    Obi-Wan: Leave It to Beaver.

    Han: You damn fool! I knew you were gonna say that! :madjoy:

    Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Or The Beaver? :catthinking:

    The Beaver: What am I supposed to do now? :derpface:

    #StarWarsOnAcid #StarWars #LeaveItToBeaver

  9. @flockofnazguls
    Raise your hands if you were a #latchkey kid from elementary school through H.S. Your PB&J skills are unparalleled. You know every #LeaveItToBeaver, #ILoveLucy, and #GilligansIsland episode out there. You know the #HotPocket cooking instructions by heart. And you always told telemarketers that you have to take a message because your dad's in the garage under the car.

  10. @flockofnazguls
    Raise your hands if you were a #latchkey kid from elementary school through H.S. Your PB&J skills are unparalleled. You know every #LeaveItToBeaver, #ILoveLucy, and #GilligansIsland episode out there. You know the #HotPocket cooking instructions by heart. And you always told telemarketers that you have to take a message because your dad's in the garage under the car.

  11. @flockofnazguls
    Raise your hands if you were a #latchkey kid from elementary school through H.S. Your PB&J skills are unparalleled. You know every #LeaveItToBeaver, #ILoveLucy, and #GilligansIsland episode out there. You know the #HotPocket cooking instructions by heart. And you always told telemarketers that you have to take a message because your dad's in the garage under the car.

  12. @flockofnazguls
    Raise your hands if you were a #latchkey kid from elementary school through H.S. Your PB&J skills are unparalleled. You know every #LeaveItToBeaver, #ILoveLucy, and #GilligansIsland episode out there. You know the #HotPocket cooking instructions by heart. And you always told telemarketers that you have to take a message because your dad's in the garage under the car.

  13. @flockofnazguls
    Raise your hands if you were a #latchkey kid from elementary school through H.S. Your PB&J skills are unparalleled. You know every #LeaveItToBeaver, #ILoveLucy, and #GilligansIsland episode out there. You know the #HotPocket cooking instructions by heart. And you always told telemarketers that you have to take a message because your dad's in the garage under the car.

  14. CW: Lovecraftian Horror

    And now:

    Leave it to Yog-Sothoth

    [A mythical 50s home:]

    Mother, shouting through the window: Yog-Sothoth, come on now. Time to eat, and bring your brother.

    Father: I wish his brother were better with schedules.

    Mother: Me too, but boys will be boys I guess.

    Father: You're right.

    [Yog-Sothoth crashes through the dining room door.]

    Mother: Good lord, go clean yourself!

    Father: Wait a second, what are those legs sticking out of your mouth?

    Mother: Oh my goodness. Yog-Sothoth, did you swallow you brother.... again?

    [Yog-Sothoth nods sheepishly.]

    Father: Regurgitate him and get him to clean up too.

    Brother, from Yog-Sothoth's belly, muffled: Swell!

    [Everybody laughs. The End.]

    #YogSothoth #HPLovecraft #LovecraftianHorror #humor #LeaveItToBeaver

  15. CW: Lovecraftian Horror

    And now:

    Leave it to Yog-Sothoth

    [A mythical 50s home:]

    Mother, shouting through the window: Yog-Sothoth, come on now. Time to eat, and bring your brother.

    Father: I wish his brother were better with schedules.

    Mother: Me too, but boys will be boys I guess.

    Father: You're right.

    [Yog-Sothoth crashes through the dining room door.]

    Mother: Good lord, go clean yourself!

    Father: Wait a second, what are those legs sticking out of your mouth?

    Mother: Oh my goodness. Yog-Sothoth, did you swallow you brother.... again?

    [Yog-Sothoth nods sheepishly.]

    Father: Regurgitate him and get him to clean up too.

    Brother, from Yog-Sothoth's belly, muffled: Swell!

    [Everybody laughs. The End.]

    #YogSothoth #HPLovecraft #LovecraftianHorror #humor #LeaveItToBeaver

  16. CW: Naked Capitalism

    The Beaver is selling water ¢5 a glass during a heat wave.

    #LeaveItToBeaver
    #ClassicTV

  17. CW: Naked Capitalism

    The Beaver is selling water ¢5 a glass during a heat wave.

    #LeaveItToBeaver
    #ClassicTV

  18. CW: Naked Capitalism

    The Beaver is selling water ¢5 a glass during a heat wave.

    #LeaveItToBeaver
    #ClassicTV

  19. CW: Naked Capitalism

    The Beaver is selling water ¢5 a glass during a heat wave.

    #LeaveItToBeaver
    #ClassicTV

  20. CW: Naked Capitalism

    The Beaver is selling water ¢5 a glass during a heat wave.

    #LeaveItToBeaver
    #ClassicTV

  21. LEAVE IT TO BEAVER - S05E35 - Sweatshirt Monsters (1962), as seen in THE MUNSTERS (2022), is currently available on Tubi, Free w/ Ads. (The whole series is on Tubi, also Peacock and Roku.)

    #leaveittobeaver #hardonthebeaver #themunsters #sweatshirtmonsters #cosotv

  22. 10 tv shows to get to know me

    Their really are so many, but some that are the most important to me (in no particular order)

    The Dick Van Dyke Show
    Caroline in the City
    Remington Steele
    Columbo
    Leave it to Beaver
    As Time Goes By
    Waiting for God
    Studio 60
    Taskmaster (UK & NZ)
    Coronation Street (90s era)

    #Taskmaster #TaskmasterNZ #TheDickVanDykeShow #RemingtonSteele #Columbo #LeaveItToBeaver #WaitingForGod #BritishTv #90sSitcoms #Corrie #judiDench #Britcoms

  23. @verymuchwhatever

    Hahaha! Don't confuse tv shows of 1950s housewives with reality. I nearly fell out of my chair when I read a letter from my mother to my aunt how great the cross-tops were. Then again, she had 4 children under age 10.
    #LeaveItToBeaver

  24. @verymuchwhatever

    Hahaha! Don't confuse tv shows of 1950s housewives with reality. I nearly fell out of my chair when I read a letter from my mother to my aunt how great the cross-tops were. Then again, she had 4 children under age 10.
    #LeaveItToBeaver

  25. Waters

    I am an overachiever,
    like Leave It to Beaver,
    except my teeth are bigger,
    my trees are taller,
    and my lodge is
    larger than yours.
    And of course, 
    the dam I've built
    is enormous.
    So now I perch 
    upon its summit
    and gaze upon
    the vast reservoir
    stretching out into
    the far horizon
    wondering how
    I can ever release
    the waters into the
    thirsty towns below.
    My jaws are so sore.

    March 21, 2013

    #beaver #Hubris #Humor #labor #leaveItToBeaver #life #Nature #Overachiever #poem #POETICAORAREContemplativePoetryPrayers #Poetry #Pride #selfishness #Work #Writing
  26. Waters

    I am an overachiever,
    like Leave It to Beaver,
    except my teeth are bigger,
    my trees are taller,
    and my lodge is
    larger than yours.
    And of course, 
    the dam I've built
    is enormous.
    So now I perch 
    upon its summit
    and gaze upon
    the vast reservoir
    stretching out into
    the far horizon
    wondering how
    I can ever release
    the waters into the
    thirsty towns below.
    My jaws are so sore.

    March 21, 2013

    #beaver #Hubris #Humor #labor #leaveItToBeaver #life #Nature #Overachiever #poem #POETICAORAREContemplativePoetryPrayers #Poetry #Pride #selfishness #Work #Writing
  27. Waters

    I am an overachiever,
    like Leave It to Beaver,
    except my teeth are bigger,
    my trees are taller,
    and my lodge is
    larger than yours.
    And of course, 
    the dam I've built
    is enormous.
    So now I perch 
    upon its summit
    and gaze upon
    the vast reservoir
    stretching out into
    the far horizon
    wondering how
    I can ever release
    the waters into the
    thirsty towns below.
    My jaws are so sore.

    March 21, 2013

    #beaver #labor #leaveItToBeaver #life #Nature #Overachiever #poem #POETICAORAREContemplativePoetryPrayers #Poetry #selfishness #Work #Writing
  28. Waters

    I am an overachiever,
    like Leave It to Beaver,
    except my teeth are bigger,
    my trees are taller,
    and my lodge is
    larger than yours.
    And of course, 
    the dam I've built
    is enormous.
    So now I perch 
    upon its summit
    and gaze upon
    the vast reservoir
    stretching out into
    the far horizon
    wondering how
    I can ever release
    the waters into the
    thirsty towns below.
    My jaws are so sore.

    March 21, 2013

    #beaver #Hubris #Humor #labor #leaveItToBeaver #life #Nature #Overachiever #poem #POETICAORAREContemplativePoetryPrayers #Poetry #Pride #selfishness #Work #Writing