#ladybachelorturns54 — Public Fediverse posts

The Heauxtation, my adult #SoPo crowning achievement, has come through.

Every day next week but one (the one where I'm at the office) has been claimed on my calendar as Bring Me Treats Day by a Heau.

Snort.

Day 1: Treats & Hangout
Day 2: Treats & Service
Day 3: Treats & Coffee
Office (there better be treats)
Day 5: Treats & Dogsitting

One Heau hasn't answered his call of booty but he will. He got the message. I have the read receipt. He's got time. But tick tock.

Snort.
I crack myself up.

If you can't have a sense of humor about your #ENM then what's the goddamn point?

#LadyBachelorTurns54 #Shenanigans