#kthxbai — Public Fediverse posts

CAN HAZ MOAR #VerboseGuacamole, PLOX, @amin?

#kthxbai

#Podcast #Podcasts #AntennaPod

for any #NASA folks still monitoring the #NASAsocial hashtag, please please PLEASE:

– make it SOP to put up a super simple straightforward one-page mission timeline that has every significant mission event with a built-in TZ converter so folks playing along at home can set their local time zone & get accurate updated timings 🙏

– make it as low-tech as you can – mostly text, minimal “fancy” crap (JS, WebGL, user-tracking frameworks 🤮, etc.)

– link to it prominently at / near the top of the mission homepage, maybe with a handy “Next up: $MissionEventName” label as well

– publish an iCal feed that folks can either subscribe to or download^

– update the timings as they slip or advance as best you can (and have a single source of truth that’s used to update both the mission timings page & the iCal feed, obvs.)

– yes, I’m def open to a fully-remote position on your #SciComms team so long as I can mostly work UTC+10ish-friendly hours 😜

#kthxbai
 
 
 
^ and then also maintain a canonical page with all your mission iCal feeds in one place – something like nasa[.]gov/SpaceNerds/MissionData/feeds/iCal/ would be appropriate 😜

#Confession: I got absolutely sick and tired of #RawVegan food and went and got me a chicken sandwich last night.

I think a super-strict diet is doable when you've got a lot of free time to dedicate to meditation and getting into the right frame of mind and everything, but when the shirt hits the fan, boyo wants his chick-fil-a, STFU.

🤦‍♂️

I really need to take more time to work on my mental health throughout the week.

Peanut gallery, be kind. I'm frustrated. #kthxbai

#Confession: I got absolutely sick and tired of #RawVegan food and went and got me a chicken sandwich last night.

I think a super-strict diet is doable when you've got a lot of free time to dedicate to meditation and getting into the right frame of mind and everything, but when the shirt hits the fan, boyo wants his chick-fil-a, STFU.

🤦‍♂️

I really need to take more time to work on my mental health throughout the week.

Peanut gallery, be kind. I'm frustrated. #kthxbai

#Confession: I got absolutely sick and tired of #RawVegan food and went and got me a chicken sandwich last night.

I think a super-strict diet is doable when you've got a lot of free time to dedicate to meditation and getting into the right frame of mind and everything, but when the shirt hits the fan, boyo wants his chick-fil-a, STFU.

🤦‍♂️

I really need to take more time to work on my mental health throughout the week.

Peanut gallery, be kind. I'm frustrated. #kthxbai

#Confession: I got absolutely sick and tired of #RawVegan food and went and got me a chicken sandwich last night.

I think a super-strict diet is doable when you've got a lot of free time to dedicate to meditation and getting into the right frame of mind and everything, but when the shirt hits the fan, boyo wants his chick-fil-a, STFU.

🤦‍♂️

I really need to take more time to work on my mental health throughout the week.

Peanut gallery, be kind. I'm frustrated. #kthxbai

#Confession: I got absolutely sick and tired of #RawVegan food and went and got me a chicken sandwich last night.

I think a super-strict diet is doable when you've got a lot of free time to dedicate to meditation and getting into the right frame of mind and everything, but when the shirt hits the fan, boyo wants his chick-fil-a, STFU.

🤦‍♂️

I really need to take more time to work on my mental health throughout the week.

Peanut gallery, be kind. I'm frustrated. #kthxbai

Dear #WebDesigners,

Can you bloody please stop popping dialogs in my face, when I did nothing evident to get the popup in my face? I did not click somewhere or activate a GUI element. I was just scrolling, or leaving your page.

Those damn dialog boxes are fucking obnoxious. They don't make me want to subscribe to any bloody newsletter, and make me want to never visit your bloody site again.

#kthxbai

#website #design #dialog #popup #BadDesign #obnoxious #ObnoxiousDesign #EvilDesign #DesignThatOnlyAnIdiotWouldThinkWasGood

Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates

this is also why i am #unironically pro-NWO / One World Government #kthxbai