#knockknockjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
#KnockKnockjokes #dadjokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked—that’s why I’m knocking!2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Boss. Boss who? Boss, are you getting my emails?✉️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Paper. Paper who? Paperwork doesn’t end—it multiplies!📜
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#wolink #KnockKnockJokes #hilariousjokestoday
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in—we just want someone to.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless… like my dreams.
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#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just the end of optimism.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ashes. Ashes who? Ashes to ashes, but at least we still have sarcasm.
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#knockknockjokes
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/18666 -
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/18666 -
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/18666 -
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
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Jokes for 6–7 Years Old: How to Make Kids Laugh and Learn
Children may become confused by jokes that are too sophisticated. Children at this age are learning to speak and reason logically (Piaget, 1952). They might not understand a joke that uses abstract humor or sarcasm. Jokes such as “Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?” require an understanding of geometry. A six-year-old won’t get it and will be frustrated rather than amused.
READ MORE: https://thecoffeedrivenparent.com/jokes-for-6-7-years-old/
#6YearOldJokes #ChildDevelopment #CreativeWritingForKids #JokesForKids #JournalingMadeFun #KidsCreativity #KidsJournaling #KnockKnockJokes #PositiveAffirmationsForKids #SummerWritingFun
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Jokes for 6–7 Years Old: How to Make Kids Laugh and Learn
Children may become confused by jokes that are too sophisticated. Children at this age are learning to speak and reason logically (Piaget, 1952). They might not understand a joke that uses abstract humor or sarcasm. Jokes such as “Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?” require an understanding of geometry. A six-year-old won’t get it and will be frustrated rather than amused.
READ MORE: https://thecoffeedrivenparent.com/jokes-for-6-7-years-old/
#6YearOldJokes #ChildDevelopment #CreativeWritingForKids #JokesForKids #JournalingMadeFun #KidsCreativity #KidsJournaling #KnockKnockJokes #PositiveAffirmationsForKids #SummerWritingFun
#socialsciences -
Jokes for 6–7 Years Old: How to Make Kids Laugh and Learn
Children may become confused by jokes that are too sophisticated. Children at this age are learning to speak and reason logically (Piaget, 1952). They might not understand a joke that uses abstract humor or sarcasm. Jokes such as “Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?” require an understanding of geometry. A six-year-old won’t get it and will be frustrated rather than amused.
READ MORE: https://thecoffeedrivenparent.com/jokes-for-6-7-years-old/
#6YearOldJokes #ChildDevelopment #CreativeWritingForKids #JokesForKids #JournalingMadeFun #KidsCreativity #KidsJournaling #KnockKnockJokes #PositiveAffirmationsForKids #SummerWritingFun
#socialsciences -
Jokes for 6–7 Years Old: How to Make Kids Laugh and Learn
Children may become confused by jokes that are too sophisticated. Children at this age are learning to speak and reason logically (Piaget, 1952). They might not understand a joke that uses abstract humor or sarcasm. Jokes such as “Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?” require an understanding of geometry. A six-year-old won’t get it and will be frustrated rather than amused.
READ MORE: https://thecoffeedrivenparent.com/jokes-for-6-7-years-old/
#6YearOldJokes #ChildDevelopment #CreativeWritingForKids #JokesForKids #JournalingMadeFun #KidsCreativity #KidsJournaling #KnockKnockJokes #PositiveAffirmationsForKids #SummerWritingFun
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A time traveller.
Knock knock.
Who’s there? -
A time traveller.
Knock knock.
Who’s there? -
A time traveller.
Knock knock.
Who’s there? -
A time traveller.
Knock knock.
Who’s there? -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit! -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit! -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit! -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit! -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit! -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke. -
#KnockKnockJokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke. -
CW: Knock Knock / Who's there? / Amish / Amish who?
Really? You don't look like a shoe.