#kittensarestoopid — Public Fediverse posts

#BTW: #TeaWithMussolini is #OnTheBBC... #Again...

#AllStarCast #PeriodCostumeDrama

#TheLovelyCher vs #JoanPlowright

#UltimateDeathMatch...!

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#Jaguar #KittensAreStoopid #CatInTheHaturday #WeHaveAMatch #SomewhereInEurope #BeingEuropean #TheEurovisioning #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116455956516172327

#OpenLetter...

#DearEurovisioners,

We want to #SeeMoreDogs in #TheEuroverse...

#Cats are #OK; #But, #KittensAreStoopid... #LookAtTheEvidence

#LoveAndKisses,

#PSiReN-Group

#PostScript / #PS: #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool with a #Semicolon, and an #OxfordComma...

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#BeingEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingRight #AlsoBeingCorrect #EULaw

#BusyBusyBusy...

#IT's #QuiteEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

#AlsoBeingPurple... #SomewhatPurple...

#LetsTalkTigers... | #KittensAreStoopid

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#BusyBeingChinese #AlsoBeingEuropean #StillNotHitler #CivilisationVI #CVT

#BTW: We've #NotSeen the #StrangerThings #SeasonFinale; because we #Cancelled the #NetflixSub, which #Lasted #TwiceAsLong as #TheAmericanConfederacy...

But, #YouTube #Still has #KittenVideos...

#DontForget; #KittensArestoopid...

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#HappyHappy #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastCaturday...!

#YouTube has #KittenVideos... #TrueFact

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#KittensAreStoopid #LotGoingOn #DiscordIsForImbeciles #FancyHats #PiratePower

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#StillTrue™️

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#AlwaysSunny #Coffeezilla #LikeMagick #OnlyBetter #KittensAreStoopid

#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!

#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience

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#EverythingIsBon #EverythingIsStillBon #ExploringFrance #QuoteToots #StillQuiteCool

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

We're #QuiteCloudy... #InTheCloud...

By #ThePowerOfApostrophes...!

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#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated #HowToGrammar #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #CheetahDay #KittensAreStoopid

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

And, #MindYourHead...

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#HappyHappy #InternationalDogDay...!

#DontForget; #KittensAreStoopid...

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#HappyHappy #DeadHamsterMonth, #People...

#DontForget; #KittensAreStoopid...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

#ChooseYourAdventure | #Still with #ZeroFakebook

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#BadTradeOffs gonna #BadTradeOff

#DontForget...

#KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews #Not about #Penguins...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Testing #SomeComputers by #Watching #YouTubeVideos about #Kittens... In #TheStyle of #Caravaggio...

We #Might need a #Biscuit... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday...

#IWonder what #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #UpTo...

#Ooooh... #FancyHats and #TheHealingPowerOfPants...

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #FancyHats...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn... #BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #GoodNight; he's got #Lots of #NewToys to #Play with......

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#QuickQuestion: Has #YouTube #RunOut of #KittenVideos...?

#StillNope™️

#MyLittleBigBuddy wants #SomeMoreBluebells... And, #KittensAreStoopid...

We thought #YouShouldKnow...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #BusyBusyBusy; he's got a #NewRide...

With #TheRightStaff™️...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#IT's #OK...

#Norton has #Determined that #BingAI is #Safe and #KittensAreStoopid...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews #Not about #Penguins...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Testing #SomeComputers by #Watching #YouTubeVideos about #Kittens... In #TheStyle of #Caravaggio...

We #Might need a #Biscuit... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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We're #Still #NotQuiteSure of #ThePoint of #Discord; because, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

And, #KittensAreStoopid...

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#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!

#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110269254571768189

#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!

#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110269254571768189

#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!

#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience

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#Beyoncé: Greenlight (Freemasons Extended Club Mix)

#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!

#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience

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#Beyoncé: Greenlight (Freemasons Extended Club Mix)

#Meanwhile... #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake this #FictionalChristmas...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

And, #DontForget... The #PublicDomain is #SoVeryPublic... And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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And, #AnotherThing...

We're #Still #NotQuiteSure of #ThePoint of #Discord; because, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx...

But, #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... With #OneNotableException... #SpaceKarenX...

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And, #AldousHuxley knew how to #Spell: #Favour; because he was a #BritishCitizen

And, #KittensAreStoopid

#TrueFacts for a #TrueTrueTuesday...

#QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool; #Misquotes, #NotSoCool...

There's a #Process

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#Meanwhile... #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake this #FictionalChristmas...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... The #PublicDomain is #SoVeryPublic... And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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#QuickQuestion: Have the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual #FuckedOff #BackToTwitter, yet... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic... #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #NoOneCares.com

#DontForget; #KittensAreStoopid... And, #TheFediverseRemembers

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHumanAnatomyNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

"Man is a biped without feathers."

And,

"#KittensAreStoopid"

#Plato

Born: 428/427 or 424/423 BC · Athens
Died: 348/347 BC · Athens

With #VeryBigHammers™️

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#Meanwhile... #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake this #FictionalChristmas...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... The #PublicDomain is #SoVeryPublic... And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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"#Cheetahs have the #FastestLandSpeed of #AnyLivingAnimal..."

#Snap...!

But... #KittensAreStoopid... #TrueFact on a #TrueTrueTuesday | #StillTrue™️

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"#Cheetahs have the #FastestLandSpeed of #AnyLivingAnimal..."

#Snap...!

But... #KittensAreStoopid... #TrueFact on a #TrueTrueTuesday | #StillTrue™️

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"#Cheetahs have the #FastestLandSpeed of #AnyLivingAnimal..."

#Snap...!

But... #KittensAreStoopid... #TrueFact on a #TrueTrueTuesday | #StillTrue™️

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"#Cheetahs have the #FastestLandSpeed of #AnyLivingAnimal..."

#Snap...!

But... #KittensAreStoopid... #TrueFact on a #TrueTrueTuesday | #StillTrue™️

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"And they called it #PumpkinLurve..."

#LostSongLyrics | #KittensAreStoopid

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https://x.com/MickIrishMuslim/status/1305205972130906112

"And they called it #PumpkinLurve..."

#LostSongLyrics | #KittensAreStoopid

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https://x.com/MickIrishMuslim/status/1305205972130906112

"And they called it #PumpkinLurve..."

#LostSongLyrics | #KittensAreStoopid

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https://x.com/MickIrishMuslim/status/1305205972130906112

And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains...

#FullOnPyromaniac... #FlameON

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With a #SparklyPony... And, #LittlePointyEars...

And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains...

#FullOnPyromaniac... #FlameON

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#Meanwhile...

#TheInternet brings you...

I'm beginning to wonder if #CrowdStrike didn't #FailEnough...

#KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#TheInternet brings you...

I'm beginning to wonder if #CrowdStrike didn't #FailEnough...

#KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#TheInternet brings you...

I'm beginning to wonder if #CrowdStrike didn't #FailEnough...

#KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#TheInternet brings you...

I'm beginning to wonder if #CrowdStrike didn't #FailEnough...

#KittensAreStoopid...

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With a #SparklyPony...

And, #KittensAreStoopid...

#FullOnPyromaniac... #FlameON

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#ICYMI: #KittensAreStoopid

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1387659401318838273

"Is #IT #Difficult or #TimeConsuming...?"

#KittensAreStoopid | #CatInTheHaturday, #Remember...?

#RememberTheRules

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#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what #DataAnalytics are... | #TransactionalAnalysis101

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

Back in the #DarkOldDays of #TwitterX; before #SpaceKarenX #TurnedIT into the #GoToHellScape #IT is #Today...

#EngagementRating was a #Thing; the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #PutSimply: #SoMuchBetter...

And, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1313014489068044289