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Fang and Buttons fishing podcast. It's mostly boring fishing stuff and nature conservation til they start flirting or go off on the occasional chaotic extended tangent about cruising by the fishing hole in their youth. Ed's #1 listen when he's got the insomnia
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After Ed learns from Fang, montage of Ed doing different quiet activities with the crew. Ed learning crotchet with Oluwande, makes his own beanie. Ed tattooing on Wee John. Jim shows Ed how to stalk & catch mice. Ed life drawing w/ Lucius (Archie models).
Ed gets up early to bake with Roach. Frenchie and Ed sitting quietly repairing a sail.
Ed moon bathing alone. Pete shows up and asks if he can join, and bird!Buttons lands on Pete's head.
Ed: *nods to Buttons* He said 'Aye'
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Fang is the Daddy going around picking up the present wrapper and he's damn good at it and stealthy about it with Jim as his helper. They have to get it all up before Frenchie tries to eat any, as recyclable holiday wrapping is a delicacy among neurodivergent paper connoisseurs
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Archie and Pete are arm wrestling and Zheng is watching Archie's arms flex, utterly repulsed and perplexed why she's so turned on as Archie defeats Pete and shoves his face down to smell her fart in victory before roaring and high-fiving everyone
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I just know Zheng somehow engineered indoor plumbing and regular bathing on her ships and the moment she sees that fucking yoni tub Stede provided the crew her eyes go empty as she fantasizes turning the ship around to sail back to that little island to beat him with it
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I imagine Zheng's neuroticism on the Revenge is initially quite similar to s1 Izzy. Just eye twitching, on the verge of a panic attack watching the crew wake whenever they feel like and sucking and fucking in every available free room while Auntie is off cucking The Swede
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Them adult children join Uncle Nate on the artsy commune to give Fang & Izzy alone time since they been flirty and gross as of late
Jim: *watching Frenchie do drum circle* yo Buttons... this a cult?
Buttons passing joint to Archie: Nae. Not since the feds got involved last year
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Oluwande gazing at Jim with so much love in his eyes as Jim absolutely demolishes a bucket of wings
Olu: 🥰
Jim: *eyes him with great suspicion * ...you can't have any...
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Archie is super into local theater, but a terrible actress. Most ppl she invites see one show and avoid the rest, but her coworker, Buttons, is there for every show, no matter how minor her role. Always greeting her afterwords with a bouquet of flowers "Lovely performance, Blue Jay"
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CW: OFMD s2 Fix-It Izzy & Ed
Ed gets the chance to apologize, to admit he'd been no better than his father, to cry, tell Izzy he gets if he wants nothing to do with him, that he'll leave if that's what Izzy wants, if its what he NEEDS, only for Izzy to pull him into a hug and affectionally call him a twat.
Ed sobbing and Izzy shushing him, something unraveling in both of them, a hurt they took on as children, begins to heal. Ed tells Izzy he loves him, he's so sorry and he's always loved him. Izzy laughs wetly and says he knows. "I know everything about you, Ed" Ed keeps sobbing.
Hours pass, and now Ed is lying in Izzy's lap, frantically telling him about his plans for his and Stede's Inn. Izzy is looking at him with such fondness. Ed eyes him conspiratorially.
“I could use a guy to help, ya know, do the books?"
Izzy smiles sadly. "No, Ed. I quit."Ed's face falls.
"What?" he sits up, "Wha-what do you mean? I-I know the place is a bit shabby, now, but it's gunna be something Iz, and I need you to help!"
Izzy shakes his head.
"I don't think that's a good idea, love."
Ed shivers at the pet name.
"But... but I apologized!"Izzy looks fond. "Yeah. I accept your apology."
"Then why?!"
"...We're not good for each other, Ed. And I like pirating? I feel I know so much about you but..." Izzy looks sheepish "...you don't even understand me."
Ed feels like all the blood in his veins has turned to ice.Ed eye's dart around, mind forming a new plan.
"What if- what if I stay on the ship? What if.. I don't have to do the inn thing- Stede is just going along with if anyway- I-I could-"
"Edward," Izzy says firmly.
Ed quiets and looks to Izzy.
Izzy shakes his head.
"The crew wouldn't stand for it. And neither would I."Ed gapes, eyes filling with tears. "But... you're my family! You... you can't just leave me, Iz! I need you!"
Izzy sighs. "Ed, you said if I needed you to leave me alone, you would."
Ed groans, dragging his hands through his hair.
"I didn't think you'd fuckin take me up on it!"Izzy laughs and Ed wipes his tears shaking his head.
"I didn't think I would either," Izzy admits, "but it feels like what we need."
Ed whimpers, curling in on himself. Izzy wraps an arm around him and pulls him close.
"You're my family, too, Ed. You'll always be my family.""You're just saying that!" Ed cries.
Izzy presses a kiss to Ed's hair. "No, you're my family, Ed. Always have been. My pesky little brothers, you and Jack."
Ed smiles miserably to himself. "But.. I'll miss you..."
Izzy nods. "Here..."
Ed looks up & watches as Izzy slowly unties his cravat.Ed's eyes widen. "Iz..."
Izzy takes the ring in his hand. "This was my mum's. She was a bit like you," Izzy says, looking at the ring fondly, "A bit... scattered at times..."
Ed sits there quietly, learning all this for the first fine.
"But she was smart as whip," Izzy smiles."And she always tried to be kind... she tried even tho she lived a hard life and wasn't always good at it, she always tried." Izzy looks to Ed, holding out the ring.
Ed begins to shake his head frantically. "Izzy! I can't take that! It's all you have of ur mum.""I want you to have it," Izzy said, grasping Ed's hand and tucking the ring into his palm, "I want to pass this onto my family."
Ed looked down at the ring and back up at Izzy with his fave a wreck of tears.
"Izzzzyyyy!!!"
Izzy holds Ed as he continues sobbing."I'll cherish it forever!!" Ed cries, "I swear! I won't lose it."
Izzy chuckles. "You better not, you twat. I better not see it on Bonnet's hand when I get back, or I'll slice it clean of."
Ed burst into wet laughter and Izzy laughs with him.The End (or the Beginning)
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Been sharing these Izzy, Ivan, and Fang modern housemate ficlets on twt/x to improve morale, thought I'd collect them here in this 🧵
This morning Izzy took a shower on his new shower seat, a gift from his roommates Fang & Ivan, after Ivan walked in on poor Izzy sitting on the shower floor. He took Fang's advice and brought his lotion and hair stuff in the shower with him, so his whole routine happens there ☺️
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Izzy is washing dishes with Buttons right now. They're discussing whether or not they're gunna get new blinds. In a bit they'll go to bed where Buttons will give Izzy precision head, and help Iz put his CPAP on after he passes out from numerous orgasms, and they'll sleep spooning
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It's a sunny afternoon, just past lunch on The Revenge and Buttons is sitting by the railing, unraveling some rope to be cleaned, when he hears the tell-tale clomping of Mr. Hand's heavy footfalls and the wooden hoof on deck, making way towards him. Suddenly, Buttons is embraced from behind.
"I hate everyone on this godforsaken vessel but you," the other old salt announces, as he sits behind Buttons, pressing his nose past the blanket of Buttons' hair into the crook of his neck.
Buttons doesn't stop working, moving only to adjust himself as Izzy leans against him, wrapping around him like a starfish.
Buttons hums, catches a few crew eyeing their embrace before returning to their work, knowing by now to leave them to it.
"Hello, Mr. Hands," Buttons greets,"'something happen?"
Izzy grumbles, breath hot against Buttons' neck, squirming against his back, the leather glove creaking against Buttons' chest as Izzy clenches and unclenches his fist.
Buttons continues unraveling the rope, slowly stacking it neatly in a bucket beside him as he waits patiently for Izzy to respond.
"Yelled at Frenchie..." Izzy finally mumbles.
Buttons nods.
Izzy makes a miserable little noise at the back of his throat.
"Now, Captain Boodhari is making me do 'verbal abuse' training?!"
Even Buttons can't help wrinkling his nose at that.
"Our new captain is a diabolical bastard, that's sure," he responds, "I'd rather a lashing."
Izzy snorts, jostling Buttons, who smiles to himself.
"Right?!" Izzy barks, "Dock my meals, fuckin toss me in the brig!"
Buttons giggles. Izzy squeezes him a bit tighter.
"...Now, I've got to meet with Spriggs twice a week to 'talk out my issues'?! A complete waste of time."
Buttons nods. "Ye won't be likely to speak harshly again, tho, I bet."
Izzy sighs and shakes his head.
"... I just... I lose my temper..."
Buttons paused in his work and pressed a hand to Izzy's on his chest.
"I'm..." Izzy grumbled, "I am working on it..."
"Ye have been," Buttons agrees, "Nothing wrong with a bit of support on that effort."
Izzy whined, pressing his head harder into Buttons neck.
Izzy is quiet for a moment and Buttons returns to his work, happy to let his partner just cling to him for a bit.
"....You smell nice," Buttons hears Izzy say in a small voice.
"I smell like sweat," Buttons grins.
Izzy squeezes Buttons again.
"Yeah. It's nice..."
Buttons feels Izzy's hot tongue on his neck suddenly.
"Mr. Hands..." Buttons sing-songs, "Ye come here to get a leg over?"
"N-no..." Izzy denies, continuing to dart his tongue along Buttons' neck, "Just... a bit of grooming..."
Buttons closes his eyes, pausing his work as Izzy licks along a particularly sensitive vein.
"Israel..." he breathes, feeling Izzy's ungloved hand work it's way up his shirt, to squeeze and ply his tit, "Its the middle of the work day..."
Izzy doesn't respond, just keeps licking and playing with Buttons' breast.
Buttons cuts off a gasp as a crew member walks pass.
"Ye're gunna have to do sexual harassment training too, if ye don't quit," Buttons warns with a toothy grin.
Izzy chokes out a laugh, and slowly pulls away. He sighs and sits up, releasing Buttons.
Buttons feels all hot and is sure his face is gone a pretty pink by the way Izzy looks at him when sets his work aside and turns to him.
"So," Buttons said, glancing at Izzy's lips and forcing himself to look to his eyes, "What are you doing next?"
Izzy blows out a puff of air thru gritted teeth, hands falling to his lap, where he clenches and unclenches his fist.
"I suppose... I ought go apologize to Mr. Frenchie for my outburst..." Izzy said, looking off to the sea, "And probably Captain, too, for stomping off."
Buttons hums and nods.
"Sounds good," Buttons said, before gesturing to the bucket, "When ye're done, come find me and ye can help me finish this up, so we can enjoy a break in our quarters after."
Izzy made an eager little noise in the back of his throat and Buttons smiled before pulling him into a kiss.
Someone across deck whistled and Izzy flipped them off as he pressed into the kiss.
They pulled apart and Izzy drug his nose along Buttons'.
"Sounds like a plan," he said.
THE END
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Ed and Stede take Izzy to see this experimental band he's obsessed with, Pure Tone, and realize throughout the show Izzy has a huge crush on the lead singer. Its amusing at first, watching their boyfriend fan-girl like a teenager, but their jealousy spikes when the front man has clearly noticed Izzy in the crowd and spends the whole show admiring Izzy's sensual dancing.
After the show, the guy invites only Izzy back stage and Izzy spends long enough back there for Ed and Stede to get increasingly nervous. Izzy returns full of excitement, with a signature across his cleavage, and thanks his boyfriends for the good time.
Everytime Ed or Stede mention what happened back stage, Izzy just giggles and says placatingly "Nathan and I just talked".