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  1. GOOD MORNING INTERNET!

    It's true, there may be clouds of caustic heat-death choking the skies. Not the greatest, that.

    It's true, The world's most famous democracy may now be technically in the past tense. A bit concerning.

    It's true, everybody who isn't a billionaire seems to be mysteriously running out of dollars. Probably related to the price of guillotines.

    But fear not, for even in these trying times there are still #UnsolicitedNoods!

    #ramen #noodles #kale #pescatarian #foodporn

  2. "Our new champion will be determined by a series of tests," the elder said.

    The young hopefuls listened eagerly.

    "First, each candidate must climb a tree and plant our flag, high enough to be seen from across the field."

    "Second, each of you must calm a horse in the paddock and lead it safely back to the barn. The horses will be spooked by briefly playing wolf howling sounds."

    "Finally," he gestured towards the long table, "each of you must eat a bowlful of raw kale."

    "Why kale?" asked one young woman, puzzled.

    "It grew well this year and we have a surplus. We mustn't waste food."

    #Mastoprompt #microfiction #kale

  3. Awkward. I stared at the vampire's teeth and waved vaguely. "You have... there's something green."

    "Oh, sorry." He turned his back.

    At least my captor was polite. "Didn't realise you ate spinach."

    "Sorry to disappoint you. It's #kale."

    #MastoPrompt #MicroFiction

  4. Three good things for Saturday:

    1. #CurbScores & #FreeCycle: #ceilingfan, which is making all the difference in summer.

    2. #Epic dreams & #cinematic, #worldbuilding, hyperspatial #synaesthesia.

    3. Hot weather urban #garden gleaning #salad: chard, nasturtium, purple #kale, snap peas, sorrel, pea shoots, parsley. Old pesto from freezer made w/CSA leftover garlic scapes & basil, sunflower seeds and olive oil. Dressing: Costco artichokes from back of my cabinet.

    #ThreeGoodThings #3goodthings

  5. 🗽📱 Oh, look, a hero emerges in the Big Apple 🍏 with an app to save New Yorkers a whole 3 cents on overpriced kale! 🥬 Because clearly, what #NYC needed was another reason for #hipsters to stare at their phones while dodging taxis. 🚖💸
    sbnyc.app/ #heroapp #kale #savings #technology #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Not sure if I just like:

    - #Kale or just
    - chopping it or just
    - wanting to do a Kale-kiri.

    #Food #Photography