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  1. After 6 weeks in Germany, I've learnt that every other episode of 'Maury' & the TV show 'Succession' are apparently loosely based on my life.

    Pro-tip:

    When you dig too deep, you may just hit a cesspit - always stay at surface level.

    (This manure-rich episode is now passé & I'll return to mildly entertain again shortly!)

    #really #justdont #imback

  2. I received this email today.

    1) I was never looking for a breast lift
    2) If you're going to lift one breast, shouldn't you get both lifted?
    3) Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, please pay more for it than $17.60.

    #Groupon #JustDont