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I have to say — no, not patting myself on the back, here — that I really just enjoyed the fuck out of this particular #HashTagGame, #JudgementalFortuneCookies
Perhaps that says something about me, but who cares (except some sentient cookie out there)?
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"Looks like you shouldn't be indulging in cookies of any kind"
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You will never wonder what life was spent for this fleeting amusement
"You will inherit a large sum of money.
So maybe tip a little better this time?"
"Each of these cookies has 107 calories. Just sayin'."
Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!
Another Chinese takeaway, Tubby? 🤨 #JudgementalFortuneCookies #HashtagGames
I know what #NetflixComic #transphobe you watched last night. Fortune Cookie says you could've watched #FortuneFeimster, dumbass
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How many of me telling you to NOT vote republican do you have to eat before you grow a brain???
You've eaten too many cookies
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Your butt will perhaps appear enlargened in that.
You may be bisexual in the sense that your track record with women implies you're gay and your fashion sense implies you're straight.
Near is the day when people will stop asking, "Is your hair on purpose?”
"There is still time to choose a different path."
(A friend of mine actually got that one once.)
Here you fortune cookie message:
"You tendency to criticize ai soon reflect back on you."
Waffer thin fortune cookie?
Your chopstick etiquette is for shit. So my powers of prediction are for shit.
Can you name even one song by the '80s rock band whose T-shirt you're wearing?
Spend more time with your children.
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Maybe wear a bib next time?
Well. That's a bold choice....
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You are as highly regarded as Elon Musk and as beloved as Bill Cosby.
A fortune? In this economy?
Riches are coming your way, but you really can't afford to eat this cookie.
Your family tree is all hamsters and elderberries.
You’re eating this cookie and ordering dessert, too?