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  1. Which Eevee-lution makes the worst life choices? The Vape-oreon. #jokes #jokestodon #humor

  2. If "Time Flies" in Latin is Tempus Fugit, then is YOLO Tempus Fukit? #jokes #jokestodon #humor

  3. I couldn't afford to ride my horse anymore after college so I saddled him with debt. #jokes #jokestodon

  4. Bruce Lee was fast, but had an even faster brother. Sudden Lee.

    He married Jane Seymour, and took his wife's last name as a hyphenation. Sudden Lee-Seymour.

    #puns #funny #Jokestodon #musicals #theatre #SciFi

  5. Bruce Lee was fast, but had an even faster brother. Sudden Lee.

    He married Jane Seymour, and took his wife's last name as a hyphenation. Sudden Lee-Seymour.

    #puns #funny #Jokestodon #musicals #theatre #SciFi

  6. It's that time of year again... for the resolutions some of us make.

    Here are mine.............
    1: Not to look too far into the future
    C: Not to look too far into the future
    4: Not to keep repeating myself
    Z: To make sure any lists I make are numbered correctly and in numerical order.
    7c : Not to keep repeating myself

    {Uncredited and wonderfully whimsical but not mine}

    #jokes #jokestodon #happynewyear2025

  7. It's that time of year again... for the resolutions some of us make.

    Here are mine.............
    1: Not to look too far into the future
    C: Not to look too far into the future
    4: Not to keep repeating myself
    Z: To make sure any lists I make are numbered correctly and in numerical order.
    7c : Not to keep repeating myself

    {Uncredited and wonderfully whimsical but not mine}

    #jokes #jokestodon #happynewyear2025

  8. Laughter is the best medicine I always say.
    Although I was kicked out of Med School....
    But when your up against it.
    Fight fire with fire I always say.
    So I've enrolled at the Fire department
    Wish me luck! 💖
    #jokes #jokestodon

  9. Laughter is the best medicine I always say.
    Although I was kicked out of Med School....
    But when your up against it.
    Fight fire with fire I always say.
    So I've enrolled at the Fire department
    Wish me luck! 💖
    #jokes #jokestodon

  10. Why is it going to be easy to convict P. ?

    He is constantly saying. "Uh huh, Yeah!"

  11. CW: What do you get when you cross a legal contract with a mathematician?
  12. so this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his member and the bartender says, sir are you aware you have a steering wheel on your penis? and the pirate says RRRRRRRRR it drives me nuts. #jokeoftheday #jokes #joke #jokestodon