#jokestodon — Public Fediverse posts
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Which Eevee-lution makes the worst life choices? The Vape-oreon. #jokes #jokestodon #humor
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If "Time Flies" in Latin is Tempus Fugit, then is YOLO Tempus Fukit? #jokes #jokestodon #humor
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I couldn't afford to ride my horse anymore after college so I saddled him with debt. #jokes #jokestodon
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Bruce Lee was fast, but had an even faster brother. Sudden Lee.
He married Jane Seymour, and took his wife's last name as a hyphenation. Sudden Lee-Seymour.
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Bruce Lee was fast, but had an even faster brother. Sudden Lee.
He married Jane Seymour, and took his wife's last name as a hyphenation. Sudden Lee-Seymour.
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What's a frogs favourite food?
BBQ Rib-bits! 🐸💖
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What's a frogs favourite food?
BBQ Rib-bits! 🐸💖
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It's that time of year again... for the resolutions some of us make.
Here are mine.............
1: Not to look too far into the future
C: Not to look too far into the future
4: Not to keep repeating myself
Z: To make sure any lists I make are numbered correctly and in numerical order.
7c : Not to keep repeating myself{Uncredited and wonderfully whimsical but not mine}
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It's that time of year again... for the resolutions some of us make.
Here are mine.............
1: Not to look too far into the future
C: Not to look too far into the future
4: Not to keep repeating myself
Z: To make sure any lists I make are numbered correctly and in numerical order.
7c : Not to keep repeating myself{Uncredited and wonderfully whimsical but not mine}
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Laughter is the best medicine I always say.
Although I was kicked out of Med School....
But when your up against it.
Fight fire with fire I always say.
So I've enrolled at the Fire department
Wish me luck! 💖
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Laughter is the best medicine I always say.
Although I was kicked out of Med School....
But when your up against it.
Fight fire with fire I always say.
So I've enrolled at the Fire department
Wish me luck! 💖
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Why is it going to be easy to convict P. #Diddy ?
He is constantly saying. "Uh huh, Yeah!"
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CW: What do you get when you cross a legal contract with a mathematician?
Leonhard EULA! :MOULE_Ha:
#Jokes #Joke #Funny #Jokestodon #Humour #Humor #Humourous #Humorous #DadJoke #DadJokes
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so this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his member and the bartender says, sir are you aware you have a steering wheel on your penis? and the pirate says RRRRRRRRR it drives me nuts. #jokeoftheday #jokes #joke #jokestodon