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  1. #JukeboxFridayNight #GamesWePlay #GoodSports

    Other tennis players also turned their hands to music, with less artistic or commercial success.

    Backed by Steve Harris, Nicko McBrain, and Roger Daltrey, and from 1991, here's "Rock and roll" by John McEnroe and Pat Cash with the Full Metal Rackets.

    It's as welcome as a tennis ball struck straight into your strawberries and cream.
    invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=K
    #tennis #JohnMcEnroe #PatCash #music #ItSaysHere

  2. The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

    tube.reck.dk/w/hJK8rnhnyC8CrCX

    Album: Dance Hits 2011-1
    Released: 2011

    Lyric:
    Sometimes (oh-oh, oh, oh)
    Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
    You don't know how to express yourself, so (and Lonely Island, yeah)
    You just gotta sing

    I just had sex (sex, hey)
    And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
    A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
    I just had sex (sex, hey)
    And I'll never go back (never go back, oh)
    To the not-having-sex ways of the past

    Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (yeah)
    It felt so good when I did it with my penis (yeah)
    A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (oh-oh, oh, oh)
    Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
    Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
    If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (was the best, yeah)
    When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
    And I called my parents right after I was done (oh-oh, oh)

    Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
    Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
    But sure, nice of her to let you do that thing
    Nice of any girl ever
    Now, sing

    I just had sex (sex, hey)
    And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
    A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
    I wanna tell the world

    To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
    Doesn't really make sense
    But, man, screw it
    I ain't one to argue with a good thing
    She could be my wife
    That good?
    The best thirty seconds of my life (my life)
    I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
    'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (manure)
    With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
    Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

    So this one's dedicated to them girls
    That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
    If you're near or far, whether short or tall (yeah)
    We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

    She kept looking at her watch
    (Doesn't matter, had sex)
    But I cried the whole time
    (Doesn't matter, had sex)
    I think she might've been a racist
    (Doesn't matter, had sex)
    She put a bag on my head
    (Still counts!)

    I just had sex (sex, hey)
    And my dreams came true (dreams came true, oh)
    So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
    Then you qualified to sing with me (hey)

    I just had sex (sex, hey) (everybody sing!)
    And it felt so good (felt so good, oh) (we all had sex!)
    A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her) (I wanna tell the world)
    I just had sex (I just had sex)
    And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (never go back) (no, no, no)
    To the not-having-sex ways of the past (sex has gotta be so great)

    Written by: Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Jerrod Bettis, Andrew Samberg, Justin Scott Franks

    Featuring: Akon, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and John McEnroe!

    The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.

    #Akon #BlakeLively #JessicaAlba #JohnMcEnroe #TheLonelyIslan #bikini #MusicVideo #Music #GoogleFree #YouTubeFree #IJustHadSex #DoYouRemember #2010s

  3. Er trainierte Becker, Courier und die Williams-Schwestern: Nick Bollettieri war einer der erfolgreichsten Tenniscoaches – und gefürchtet. André Agassi bezeichnete sein Camp als »besseres Gefangenenlager«. Nun ist Bollettieri gestorben.
    Nachruf auf Nick Bollettieri: Der Schleifer der Tennisstars
    #Tennis #JohnMcEnroe #AndreAgassi #BorisBecker #Tennis
  4. An seiner Akademie formte er zahlreiche Weltstars, die Liste seiner ehemaligen Schüler ist prominent. Seine Methoden waren aber auch umstritten. Nun ist Tenniscoach Nick Bollettieri mit 91 Jahren gestorben.
    US-Tennistrainer: Nick Bollettieri ist tot
    #Tennis #SabineLisicki #MonicaSeles #AnnaKurnikowa #AndreAgassi #JohnMcEnroe #Tennis