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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Tooting on a winter MastodonGone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a pachyderm
To sing a love song
While we stroll along
Tooting on a winter MastodonIn the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he's
#JohnMastodonHe'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But if we do we'll toot it all around. -
Today's big news : There is now a great album of Christmas songs called « John Mastodon Holiday Song for 2024 » with lyrics written by @whybird , @withaveeay and @MOULE .
To listen: https://soundcloud.com/binary-boss-beats/sets/john-mastodon-holiday-songs
To download the wav & mp3 files: https://cloud.apps.glenux.net/s/sKH84CAYitZFqLm
License : CC-BY-SA
P.S: Contributions are welcome (for more lyrics or songs).
#JohnMastodonHolidaySongs
#HashtagGames
#12daysofchristmas -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #mybestpixiv2024
9: #ThickTrunkTuesday
8: #paulwatson
7: #MardiPatisserie
6: #tercinema
5: #mixi2
4: #tearjerker
3: #TuneTuesday
2: #johnmastodonholidaysongs
1: #vanuatu -
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Tooting on a winter MastodonGone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a pachyderm
To sing a love song
While we stroll along
Tooting on a winter MastodonIn the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he's #JohnMastodon
He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But if we do we'll toot it all around. -
On the 12th day of Tootmas, John Masto gave to me:
12 tooters tootin',
11 boosters boostin',
10 servers talkin',
9 hashtags linkin',
8 comments written,
7 content warnings,
6 custom emotes,
Fiiiive cat pictuuuures!
4 alt texts written,
3 poll votes counted,
2 at-sign handles,
And an ad-free non-commercial feed! -
Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, trolls are blocked
’round John virgin Mastodon child!
Holy instance, so tender and mild,
toot in heavenly peace,
toot in heavenly peace. -
God bless John Mastodon of this house,
The mistress bless also,
And all the little children
That round the table go;And all your kin and kinsmen,
That dwell both far and near;
I wish you a merry Christmas,
And a happy New Year. -
He's making no list
He's Czech and he’s nice
He's gonna find out
Which instance is nice
John Mastodon
Has network renown -
Do You Toot What I Toot? 🎅🏻 #JohnMastodonHolidaySongs #HashtagGames
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Last Instance,
I gave you a like
But the very next day,
You did move away
You’re here,
I am saved from tears
I know we are someplace special -
All I Want For Christmas Is To Be John Mastodontist
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#JohnMastodonHolidaySongs
#HashtagGamesDo you Boost what I Boost?
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O holy night
We all are brightly tooting
It is the night of John Mastodon’s birth
Long lay the world enshittification
Till he appeared and built the fediverse -
#JohnMastodonHolidaySongs is now trending across Mastodon
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O Mr John of Mastodon
How still we see this guy
Above the deep and shitpost peeps
The silent toots go byYet in the timeline shineth
No algorithmic glare
We trust this man so much more than
The often memed old bear -
I Saw Mommy Favoriting Santa Claus
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You better watch PeerTube
You better not tweet
Better not Feud
I'm telling you leet
Jon Mastodon is coming to town
