#johnmastodonfacts — Public Fediverse posts
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John Mastodon has 8675309 followers
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John Mastodon has 8675309 followers
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John Mastodon has 8675309 followers
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John Mastodon has 8675309 followers
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John Mastodon was born at: 1970-01-01T00:00:00
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John Mastodon was born at: 1970-01-01T00:00:00
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John Mastodon was born at: 1970-01-01T00:00:00
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John Mastodon was born at: 1970-01-01T00:00:00
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John Mastodon logs on with a Commodore69 🔥
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John Mastodon logs on with a Commodore69 🔥
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John Mastodon logs on with a Commodore69 🔥
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John Mastodon logs on with a Commodore69 🔥
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all his toots come highly fedi-rated 📈
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all his toots come highly fedi-rated 📈
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all his toots come highly fedi-rated 📈
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all his toots come highly fedi-rated 📈
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He doesn't always wear it
But when he does, it's
Toot of the Loom -
He doesn't always wear it
But when he does, it's
Toot of the Loom -
He doesn't always wear it
But when he does, it's
Toot of the Loom -
He doesn't always wear it
But when he does, it's
Toot of the Loom -
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The turkey John Mastodon makes for Thanksgiving is never dry.
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The turkey John Mastodon makes for Thanksgiving is never dry.
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The turkey John Mastodon makes for Thanksgiving is never dry.
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John Mastodon once carried one Arnold Schwarzenegger on each shoulder like they were nothing but tree trunks.
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John Mastodon once carried one Arnold Schwarzenegger on each shoulder like they were nothing but tree trunks.
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John Mastodon once carried one Arnold Schwarzenegger on each shoulder like they were nothing but tree trunks.
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I heard that just 1 gram of John Mastodon's blood is enough to get 10,000 refugees to Mars, or 1 billionaire. Apparently the billionaire's ego is too massive. You could think of them as #mAssHoles
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I heard that just 1 gram of John Mastodon's blood is enough to get 10,000 refugees to Mars, or 1 billionaire. Apparently the billionaire's ego is too massive. You could think of them as #mAssHoles
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I heard that just 1 gram of John Mastodon's blood is enough to get 10,000 refugees to Mars, or 1 billionaire. Apparently the billionaire's ego is too massive. You could think of them as #mAssHoles
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I heard that just 1 gram of John Mastodon's blood is enough to get 10,000 refugees to Mars, or 1 billionaire. Apparently the billionaire's ego is too massive. You could think of them as #mAssHoles
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@ScriptorViator @JohnMastodonFacts
No matter what, I'm sure that #JohnMastodon is guranteed to blow minds and expand 💕 the world over.
Do you think that he dare bring his mythical #guitar on tour? I just dug up this old pic of Brian Wilson holding it when they met over the Pacific.
#JohnMastodonFacts #TTJ #MPNCA
"This #Fediverse kills #FASCISTS"
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@ScriptorViator @JohnMastodonFacts
No matter what, I'm sure that #JohnMastodon is guranteed to blow minds and expand 💕 the world over.
Do you think that he dare bring his mythical #guitar on tour? I just dug up this old pic of Brian Wilson holding it when they met over the Pacific.
#JohnMastodonFacts #TTJ #MPNCA
"This #Fediverse kills #FASCISTS"
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@ScriptorViator @JohnMastodonFacts
No matter what, I'm sure that #JohnMastodon is guranteed to blow minds and expand 💕 the world over.
Do you think that he dare bring his mythical #guitar on tour? I just dug up this old pic of Brian Wilson holding it when they met over the Pacific.
#JohnMastodonFacts #TTJ #MPNCA
"This #Fediverse kills #FASCISTS"
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@ScriptorViator @JohnMastodonFacts
No matter what, I'm sure that #JohnMastodon is guranteed to blow minds and expand 💕 the world over.
Do you think that he dare bring his mythical #guitar on tour? I just dug up this old pic of Brian Wilson holding it when they met over the Pacific.
#JohnMastodonFacts #TTJ #MPNCA
"This #Fediverse kills #FASCISTS"
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#JohnMastodon tells me that billionaires taste like a blend of fatty beef and silicon wafers. Not sure what that is supposed to mean. :blobcatthink: