#johnmastodonday — Public Fediverse posts

@mike I'm the same way about #JohnMastodonDay . Every darn year it sneaks up on me and I have to scramble to put up the decorations, sing the John Mastodon carols, and tell the John Mastodon legends.

@leanderlindahl You are experiencing the post-holiday blues. In the season leading up to #JohnMastodonDay we are so busy with John Mastodon parties, John Mastodon carols, telling of the John Mastodon legends, and other festivities. It is normal to feel a bit empty when that all runs its course for the year. Some people can't even sunmon the energy for a trashpost, a cat photo, or singing the praises of alt text.

@owlsintowels A nice story for the owl and for Ravensbeard Wildlife Center. Thanks for sharing it. But I can't resist: are there any tales of owls getting caught up in #JohnMastodonDay celebrations?

@Em0nM4stodon

John Mastodon invented air.

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonDay

@Em0nM4stodon
I, for one, can't believe that #JohnMastodonDay came and went this year without me being sober enough to notice it.
Many felicitations to YOU, John, on this, YOUR day!
(Actually, 3 days AFTER your day.) --Tom Myspace

RE: https://mstdn.ca/@teledyn/113664383267437373

Hard to believe it's already past #johnmastodonday — my how time flies

It was a day I'll never forget.

I laughed.
I cried.
I popped one too many gummies
I laughed a lot more.
I fell down.

#JohnMastodonDay

#mujjirra JohnMastodon's kaiju pet.

This name and spelling seems available for a Mozilla replacement. #Mozilla

#JohnMastodonDay

"John Mastodon is survived by his two cats: Ada Lovelace, and Mr. Fluffypants."

#johnmastodon #johnmastodonday

@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.

"Mastodon users love the platform's founder, John Mastodon. They're writing sea shanties about their hero, generating AI art in his likeness, and creating all manner of memes about the reclusive genius."

#JohnMastodonDay #JohnMastodon #Mastodon

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/18/mastodon-users-embrace-columnists-funny-error-about-a-fictitious-john-mastodon.html

It is now, or, depending on your Timezone, just was, John Mastodon Day.

Here’s an appropriate song for the celebration. Enjoy!

John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis [@Onj])
~#Dgar
https://dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-mastodon-ft-andre-louis

Grab a copy. It’s free.

#DgarMusic #JohnMastodonDay #JohnMastodon #Dgar #Music #Anthem #Bandcamp

It's always #JohnMastodonDay somewhen!
:success:

"It's always two days from now somewhere'
#JohnMastodonDay

How did you celebrate John Mastodon Day?
#JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon

Look, I know there's a lot of confusion on the Fediverse about John Mastodon Day being on December 16th or December 17th.

But, the thing is, the Earth is big. And round. And one thing can happen on two days at once.

Also, John Mastodon is too great to be celebrated over only one day. They cannot be contained by time and space like us mortals.

🌏🌍🌎 :geodesic:

#JohnMastodonDay

This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…

… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
🎺🎺🎺

#JohnMastodon #johnmastodonday

#JohnMastodon rescued a meme from a house full of burning money

#JohnMastodonDay

Seriously, you cannot celebrate John Mastodon Day without listening to this awesome song by @dgar

It's so good! It's the Mastodon anthem!
Read the lyrics! 😆 :mastodon: :ablobdj:

I strongly encourage a Bandcamp buy on this: https://dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-mastodon-ft-andre-louis

#JohnMastodonDay #JohnMastodon #Mastodon #Fediverse #Bandcamp

Today is the official yearly celebration for
John Mastodon :awesome: :rainbowdance:

The famous John Mastodon who did so much for us on December 16th/17th, 2022 :blobsalute:

For those who were here 👀

What is your favorite "fact" about John Mastodon? (no fact-checking allowed)

For those who weren't here ❓👇

Take the time to educate yourself about this important part of our history, you will not regret it :blobcatwink: https://www.johnmastodon.me/#education

#JohnMastodonDay #JohnMastodon #Mastodon

John Malkovich is making a new movie. "Being John Mastodon"

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonDay

Chuck Norris once insulted John Mastodon’s coding skills. But only once.

#JohnMastodonDay

happy #JohnMastodonDay to you all! remember to leave out some JSON-LD objects for Gargron

And so, as Tiny Tim observed, John Mastodon boost us, every one!

#JohnMastodonDay

Johnny Mnemastodon

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonDay

Neo in The Matrix was actually supposed to be a more toned-down John Mastodon.

#JohnMastodon
#JohnMastodonDay

Is generative AI bad? Sure, but let’s not forget that without bad AI research, we wouldn’t have #JohnMastodonDay.

https://mastodon.world/@Sumocat/113665994594715780

As #JohnMastodon knows, “social” media is nothing new. This thread imagining(?) how toots worked in 17th-century England is amazing!

#JohnMastodonDay
https://mastodonapp.uk/@the_roamer/115731599346492221