#johnmastadon — Public Fediverse posts

AI is poised to take over the world. What would John Mastadon think about this?

#JohnMastadon

AI is poised to take over the world. What would John Mastadon think about this?

#JohnMastadon

God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter - WIRED

https://apple.news/AreJ2Tq6ZTmCyFv7g4UsFNA. #Twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #JohnMastadon #Babel

God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter - WIRED

https://apple.news/AreJ2Tq6ZTmCyFv7g4UsFNA. #Twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #JohnMastadon #Babel

@futurebird if you keeping saying something enough times, people believe it. So we should get #johnmastadon trending on the 🐦 site 😊😁

@futurebird if you keeping saying something enough times, people believe it. So we should get #johnmastadon trending on the 🐦 site 😊😁

@SrRochardBunson

#JohnMastadon is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer

@SrRochardBunson

#JohnMastadon is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer

@clayrivers thanks for a great riff on #JohnMastadon!

@mrvapor We need #JohnMastadon to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare… #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ

@mrvapor We need #JohnMastadon to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare… #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Hey, wait. Does this mean #JohnMastadon is working *for* the AIs?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artificial-incompetence

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Hey, wait. Does this mean #JohnMastadon is working *for* the AIs?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artificial-incompetence

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be #JohnMastadon?
(apologies to Yeats)

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be #JohnMastadon?
(apologies to Yeats)

@Denverdigiman @donmelton

He does not sleep. He is #johnmastadon

Thinking of starting a conversation with #johnmastadon. What are your hobbies?

My nAMe iS #JOhnMAsTAdon. i TAkE CArE oF ThE FEdiVErse wHiLE thE mASter iS AWay.

Bennie Thompson, Chair, Mississippi
Zoe Lofgren, California
Adam Schiff, California
Pete Aguilar, California
Stephanie Murphy, Florida
Jamie Raskin, Maryland
Elaine Luria, Virginia
Liz Cheney, Vice Chair, Wyoming
Adam Kinzinger, Illinois
#JohnMastadon, mastermind.
#January6thCommittee

@chadloder

This is why #OurLordAndSaviour #JohnMastadon gave us #Mute ... in some implementations, you can make it temporary (if you believe the mutee will come around).
I also mute folks who reliably #Link to #Twitter - from which I'm 100% disengaged and if your idea of #Engagement is to get me to click on something over there, stop wasting my time.
A reminder for those in the back - you can't #boost what you can't see.
I don't think I'm the only person who uses this #Algorithm.

@feditips I very much appreciate this part of #JohnMastadon

Still not sure if this graph charts user growth or my own oxytocin levels over the past few days...

Either way? I have #JohnMastadon to thank.

🙏

#ForRealz
#BellyLaughs
#Hilarity
#Joy
#Creativity
#Community
#Equanimity
#MentalHealth

Still not sure if this graph charts user growth or my own oxytocin levels over the past few days...

Either way? I have #JohnMastadon to thank.

🙏

#ForRealz
#BellyLaughs
#Hilarity
#Joy
#Creativity
#Community
#Equanimity
#MentalHealth

@the_etrain my dude. We are all #JohnMastadon

@the_etrain my dude. We are all #JohnMastadon

#JohnMastadon is not stupid enough to do this

I’ve been here for like maybe 2 weeks and I have loved seeing the #twittermigration #twittermigration #JohnMastadon

The 1-2 combo of #JohnMastadon and Tw*tter's f'ed up desperate attempt to ban people from linking here is really solidifying to me where the future lies, and it ain't over there.

@MarioDiLeonardo I have my #JohnMastadon account in my bio, though it is only part of the handle, not the actual URL; let’s see how long it takes to keep there.

Meine TL ist fussballfrei. \o/ 😘 Danke, #johnmastadon

#JohnMastadon working hard to free us from the State of Capital

Ohhhh now I get it 🤦🏻‍♂️

#JohnMastadon

https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/109532050191181640

I think I like Johny Mastadony better #johnmastadon

Can somebody please explain the #JohnMastadon to this poor guy living under a rock?

The greatest film of all time according to Sight & Sound is in fact #JohnMastadon 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

@mmasnick We shall have gods and heroes. And the heroes shall slay trolls, pierce dragons with swords, and inspire legends. #JohnMastadon

Why is Mastadon turning into Twitter? People are going on about #JohnMastadon and clicking the hashtag tells me nothing! 🤔

I thought this site was meant to be the antithesis of that malarky...😕