#johnmastadon — Public Fediverse posts

AI is poised to take over the world. What would John Mastadon think about this?

#JohnMastadon

AI is poised to take over the world. What would John Mastadon think about this?

#JohnMastadon

God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter - WIRED

https://apple.news/AreJ2Tq6ZTmCyFv7g4UsFNA. #Twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #JohnMastadon #Babel

God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter - WIRED

https://apple.news/AreJ2Tq6ZTmCyFv7g4UsFNA. #Twitter #ElonMuskIsAPhoney #JohnMastadon #Babel

@futurebird if you keeping saying something enough times, people believe it. So we should get #johnmastadon trending on the 🐦 site 😊😁

@futurebird if you keeping saying something enough times, people believe it. So we should get #johnmastadon trending on the 🐦 site 😊😁

@SrRochardBunson

#JohnMastadon is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer

@SrRochardBunson

#JohnMastadon is the only man alive who can pick up Thor, while Thor is holding Thor's Hammer

@jojoeffe You just have to puff out your chest, raise your arms, and bellow like you’re #JohnMastadon

@clayrivers thanks for a great riff on #JohnMastadon!

@clayrivers thanks for a great riff on #JohnMastadon!

@mrvapor We need #JohnMastadon to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare… #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ

@mrvapor We need #JohnMastadon to melt the snow away using his excessive body heat and fierce stare… #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Hey, wait. Does this mean #JohnMastadon is working *for* the AIs?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artificial-incompetence

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be #JohnMastadon?
(apologies to Yeats)

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be #JohnMastadon?
(apologies to Yeats)

@Denverdigiman @donmelton

He does not sleep. He is #johnmastadon

@Denverdigiman @donmelton

He does not sleep. He is #johnmastadon

Well. Tonight did not go as expected. Early on I was planning to install a composite mod. on my #ts1000j

But also early on, I sidetracked down a rabbit-hole, nuked some plugins from my blog, revisited my cloudflare settings, and finally fixed SSL on my sites.

Yes, it's a win, just not the win I'd planned for the evening :D

Then #johnmastadon called which killed off the rest of the night.

#webhost #DNS #wordpress #retrocomputing #win #sysadmin

Thinking of starting a conversation with #johnmastadon. What are your hobbies?

Thinking of starting a conversation with #johnmastadon. What are your hobbies?

My nAMe iS #JOhnMAsTAdon. i TAkE CArE oF ThE FEdiVErse wHiLE thE mASter iS AWay.

My nAMe iS #JOhnMAsTAdon. i TAkE CArE oF ThE FEdiVErse wHiLE thE mASter iS AWay.

Bennie Thompson, Chair, Mississippi
Zoe Lofgren, California
Adam Schiff, California
Pete Aguilar, California
Stephanie Murphy, Florida
Jamie Raskin, Maryland
Elaine Luria, Virginia
Liz Cheney, Vice Chair, Wyoming
Adam Kinzinger, Illinois
#JohnMastadon, mastermind.
#January6thCommittee

Bennie Thompson, Chair, Mississippi
Zoe Lofgren, California
Adam Schiff, California
Pete Aguilar, California
Stephanie Murphy, Florida
Jamie Raskin, Maryland
Elaine Luria, Virginia
Liz Cheney, Vice Chair, Wyoming
Adam Kinzinger, Illinois
#JohnMastadon, mastermind.
#January6thCommittee

@numb3r5ev3n 👂Did I hear "Somebody #alttext4me"?

Fear not! #Whoosh 🦣#johnmastadon🦣 #toTheRescue!

"...."

Be at ease. Your #metadata is safe here with #community. Farewell, citizen of the #Fedi!

#headWhoosh (#IwillReturn to #ActuallyDoItMyself in thread or #youcandoit if you want to🥰)

@chadloder

This is why #OurLordAndSaviour #JohnMastadon gave us #Mute ... in some implementations, you can make it temporary (if you believe the mutee will come around).
I also mute folks who reliably #Link to #Twitter - from which I'm 100% disengaged and if your idea of #Engagement is to get me to click on something over there, stop wasting my time.
A reminder for those in the back - you can't #boost what you can't see.
I don't think I'm the only person who uses this #Algorithm.

@chadloder

This is why #OurLordAndSaviour #JohnMastadon gave us #Mute ... in some implementations, you can make it temporary (if you believe the mutee will come around).
I also mute folks who reliably #Link to #Twitter - from which I'm 100% disengaged and if your idea of #Engagement is to get me to click on something over there, stop wasting my time.
A reminder for those in the back - you can't #boost what you can't see.
I don't think I'm the only person who uses this #Algorithm.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muddy_Waters?wprov=sfti1

Been looking for #blues accounts to follow on #johnmastadon but sadly no luck yet. Here’s a link to one the pillars of the genre. #muddywaters. I’ll keep posting Wikipedia & YouTube links in hopes of meeting other fans of this amazing music 🤞🏻

Seems like #JohnMastadon is more powerful than Elon Musk. And he will be leading Mastodon for a much longer time. #FriendsOfJohn #FoJ

@feditips I very much appreciate this part of #JohnMastadon

@feditips I very much appreciate this part of #JohnMastadon

Still not sure if this graph charts user growth or my own oxytocin levels over the past few days...

Either way? I have #JohnMastadon to thank.

🙏

#ForRealz
#BellyLaughs
#Hilarity
#Joy
#Creativity
#Community
#Equanimity
#MentalHealth

@the_etrain my dude. We are all #JohnMastadon