#joelosteen — Public Fediverse posts

My wife watched "The Righteous Gemstones" on HBO regularly. I'd watch it with her sometimes because it had a really good cast.

She was watching a documentary about the criminal grifter Joel Osteen and family and I had no idea how much was a satire of those assholes who get so much wrong about Christianity and religion in general.

#pn_tv #Television #JoelOsteen #TheRighteousGemstones #b_religion #Religion

OTD in 2014 a plumber discovered hundreds of envelopes filled with cash and checks hidden in a wall at #JoelOsteen's mega-church; it was thought to be $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks contributed on just two days https://toilet-guru.com/overview-faith.html?s=mb

#JoelOsteen
#residentalien
#oralrobertsuniversity
O M G

Remember those things, they called sound boards? Where you click a button, and it says like we had featuring #CalifornianPunk and political activist #ArnoldSchwarzenegger
"I'm Detective Jon Kimball!", "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

I just want this guy saying stuff in that alien language! "Ta-dauyay" ( today )
is he a child molester? sounds like baby-talk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdimensional_UFO_hypothesis

OTD in 2014 a plumber discovered hundreds of envelopes filled with cash and checks hidden in a wall at #JoelOsteen's mega-church; it was thought to be $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks contributed on just two days https://toilet-guru.com/overview-faith.html?s=mb

#ReligionIsPoison #JoelOsteen #ChurchFraud

Pastor Joel Osteen Launches New FAST Network, Available on The Roku Channel (EXCLUSIVE)
#Variety #News #JoelOsteen #TheJoelOsteenNetwork #TheRokuChannel

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/joel-osteen-fast-network-the-roku-channel-1236107172/

#religionispoison #joelosteen

#ReligionIsPoison #joelosteen

@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be "what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?"

To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it's not like there aren't priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn't approve of. #joelosteen

#Atheist #JoelOsteen gets the wall

Just days after an armed gunwoman stormed Lakewood Church with her 7-year-old son, pastor Joel Osteen said Sunday's church services will be held in remembrance of the shooting that left two injured, one dead and a church congregation physically shaken.

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/religion/2024/02/15/477582/lakewood-churchs-sunday-services-to-be-held-in-remembrance-of-shooting-joel-osteen-says/

#News #Religion #ChurchServices #JoelOsteen #LakewoodChurch #LakewoodChurchShooting

Libs of TikTok and Elon Musk rushed to spread the misinformation as part of the far right’s desperate push to make “trans terrorism” a thing.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bnna/lakewood-church-shooting-houston-far-right-misinformation-claiming-suspect-transgender?at_medium=Social%20media&at_campaign=Mastodon
#News #lakewoodchurch #JoelOsteen #gunviolence #Farright #Libsoftiktok #Anti-trans #elonmusk #chayaraichik

#Shooter At #JoelOsteen’s #Church Identified, Source Tells @CNN #Gun Had a Message Written On It

https://www.mediaite.com/news/just-in-shooter-at-joel-osteens-church-identified-source-tells-cnn-gun-had-a-message-written-on-it/
#ar15

UPDATE: Osteen Church Shooter Identified
HOUSTON — An armed woman was killed Sunday after walking into Lakewood Church and opening fire, according to police. 

Multiple independent sources tell KHOU 11's Jeremy Rogalski that Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, was wearing a trench coat and a backpack when she entered the church with a child and a long rifle. The child was also shot an
https://newsviews.online/2024/02/12/update-osteen-church-shooter-identified/
#Updates #Jesus #JoelOsteen #Texas

Woman killed after she opened fire in #JoelOsteen 's megachurch, boy with her shot, hospitalized https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-killed-after-she-opened-fire-in-joel-osteen-s-megachurch-boy-with-her-shot-hospitalized/ar-BB1i7DxN #GunViolence

Shooter At Pastor Joel Osteen Mega Church In Houston, Police Respond
#Culture #News #JoelOsteen #LakewoodChurch

https://deadline.com/2024/02/shooter-pastor-joel-osteen-mega-church-houston-1235822301/

OTD in 2014 a plumber discovered hundreds of envelopes filled with cash and checks hidden in a wall at #JoelOsteen's mega-church; it was thought to be $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks contributed on just two days https://toilet-guru.com/overview-faith.html?s=mb

The American preacher #JoelOsteen has a stadium filled to capacity. This is the same preacher-scammer who closed his mega church doors to flood victims. So I ask myself: Are people so feeble-minded and soulless that they believe he has a connection to god. His empty words fill their void? Apparently, yes. #SickPuppies.

The most toxic #religious #invention of all time is the doctrine of delayed #Reprisal.

It allows #evil to thrive in the here and now and mollifies reprisal against evil in real time. For example, #JoelOsteen is the devil incarnate swindling thousands in real time while preaching the #ProsperityGospel. He needs to be tarred, feathered, and put in stocks where people can throw putrice upon his head.

But, the “faithful” would respond, oh, he’ll get his at #judgment. Yeah, right. He’s getting his, while taking yours, right now.

The doctrine of delayed reprisal is a religious #con that insulates #corrupt #power from immediate #consequence.

also for subscribers I wrote a #villanelle taken from one of #JoelOsteen's #prosperitygospel
books.
#poetry #foundpoetry https://noahberlatsky.substack.com/p/joel-osteen-provides-secrets-to-godly

@Chron I'm so old I remember when I used to admire Mattress Mack. #JoelOsteen