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Man Claims Innocence, Blames Invisible Ninja for Minnesota Lawmaker’s Demise
#Satire #NotGuilty #MinnesotaNews #LegalDrama #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking twist that not even the writers of daytime soaps could have seen coming, local man Gary “It Wasn’t Me” Johnson pleaded not guilty this week to murder charges in connection with the tragic and totally not meme-worthy death of a Minnesota lawmaker. The courtroom drama was so thick, Judge Judy herself…
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UK NHS Announces New “Battlefield Toddler Transport” Service from Gaza
#GazaEvacuation #NHSMiracle #ForeignPolicyFunnies #SatireNews #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com In an unprecedented diplomatic gesture, the UK government announced their plan to rescue ill and injured children from Gaza so they can experience the NHS first-hand—a test of compassion, bureaucracy, and the strength of UK hospital waiting rooms. Foreign Secretary Lord Paddington Cheddarsworth announced at…