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  1. A new #Jepsen report, on #MariaDB #Galera Cluster 12.1.2. Two cases of write loss, along with P4 (Lost Update) and Stale Read in healthy clusters.

    jepsen.io/analyses/mariadb-gal

  2. A new #Jepsen report, on MariaDB Galera Cluster 12.1.2. Two cases of write loss, along with P4 (Lost Update) and Stale Read in healthy clusters.

    jepsen.io/analyses/mariadb-gal

  3. I arrived a “ACID compliant transfer of bindings” and I’m wondering if @aphyr of #jepsen fame has been consulted. #regicideReport @cstross

  4. A new #Jepsen report: we demonstrate data loss and persistent split-brain in the NATS streaming system, in response to simulated power failures/OS crashes.

    jepsen.io/analyses/nats-2.12.1

  5. A new #Jepsen release, 0.3.10, brings improved support for controllable random value generation, and running tests inside Antithesis. Jepsen's composable generator system has also been extracted to a minimal library, making it easier to re-use in other systems.

    github.com/jepsen-io/jepsen/re

  6. allow me to have a little nerd crush because I'm watching a talk about #jepsen and for me it's pretty much the coolest thing ever about testing AND databases 😍

  7. A new #Jepsen report! We tested early builds of Capela, an unreleased distributed programming environment, and found twenty-two issues, including four language problems, fourteen crashes or non-fatal panics, performance degradation, and three safety issues including lost update.

    jepsen.io/analyses/capela-dda5

  8. 🚀✨ In a groundbreaking announcement, #Jepsen reveals that systems are *gasp* difficult to test in the most obvious places—cue the #fuzzer blind spots conspiracy 🤔. But don't worry, they've got #Kyl on the case, so sleep easy knowing your #bugs will continue thriving in the shadows 🐛🔍.
    tigerbeetle.com/blog/2025-06-0 #testing #blindspots #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🚀✨ In a groundbreaking announcement, #Jepsen reveals that systems are *gasp* difficult to test in the most obvious places—cue the #fuzzer blind spots conspiracy 🤔. But don't worry, they've got #Kyl on the case, so sleep easy knowing your #bugs will continue thriving in the shadows 🐛🔍.
    tigerbeetle.com/blog/2025-06-0 #testing #blindspots #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 🚀✨ In a groundbreaking announcement, #Jepsen reveals that systems are *gasp* difficult to test in the most obvious places—cue the #fuzzer blind spots conspiracy 🤔. But don't worry, they've got #Kyl on the case, so sleep easy knowing your #bugs will continue thriving in the shadows 🐛🔍.
    tigerbeetle.com/blog/2025-06-0 #testing #blindspots #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🚀✨ In a groundbreaking announcement, #Jepsen reveals that systems are *gasp* difficult to test in the most obvious places—cue the #fuzzer blind spots conspiracy 🤔. But don't worry, they've got #Kyl on the case, so sleep easy knowing your #bugs will continue thriving in the shadows 🐛🔍.
    tigerbeetle.com/blog/2025-06-0 #testing #blindspots #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  12. A new #Jepsen report! We worked with TigerBeetle to find seven crashes, elevated latencies during single-node failures, and requests which were retried forever in version 0.16.11. We found only two safety issues: missing results for queries with multiple predicates, and incorrect timestamps in a debugging API. As of version 0.16.45, TigerBeetle had addressed every issue, except for indefinite retries.

    jepsen.io/analyses/tigerbeetle

  13. A small issue in Amazon RDS for PostgreSQL: at the "Repeatable Read” isolation level, which in PostgreSQL normally means Snapshot Isolation, Amazon RDS for PostgreSQL clusters appear to exhibit Long Fork. We observed this behavior in healthy clusters, in versions ranging from 13.15 to 17.4. jepsen.io/analyses/amazon-rds-

    #Jepsen

  14. A new #Jepsen report! We worked with Buf to analyze the safety of Bufstream, a Kafka-compatible streaming system. We found three safety and two liveness issues in Bufstream 0.1.0, including the loss of acknowledged writes in healthy clusters. These problems were resolved by version 0.1.3.

    jepsen.io/analyses/bufstream-0

  15. #Jepsen 0.3.6 is now available on GitHub and Clojars. This is a sizeable release. It includes a significant correctness bugfix for a rare bug that could make operations in the history print with the wrong data. It also adds a new namespace for composing databases, nemeses, and generators when working with systems where each node has a different role. Kafka-style tests gain new powers and are significantly faster.

    github.com/jepsen-io/jepsen/re

  16. Carly Rae Jepsen - Tonight I'm Getting Over You
    (Fucking a random dude)

    I wanna smash your fears
    And get drunken off your tears
    Don't you share your smile with anyone else but me
    I wanna touch your heart
    I wanna crush it in my hands
    Make you plead and cry
    As you give up all the lies

    We're not lovers
    But more than friends
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    Stuck in a real bad dream
    And man it feels so new to me
    Should be in your arms
    But I'm begging at your feet
    It's been a real hard night
    And I just hold my pillow tight
    It won't love me back, no
    It's not you and I

    We're not lovers
    But more than friends
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    We're not lovers
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)
    But more than friends
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)

    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Written by: Lucas Hilbert, Martin Max, Katerina Loules, Shiloh Schramm, Clarence Bernard Coffee, Carly Jepsen
    Album: Kiss
    Released: #2012

    See the
    #video here: https://tube.matrix.rocks/w/qwQZUiUT3akjawNuH3pqaq

    #kiss #LucasHilbert, #MartinMax, #KaterinaLoules, #ShilohSchramm, #ClarenceBernardCoffee, #CarlyJepsen #Carly #Rae #Jepsen #CarlyRaeJepsen #2010s #Lyrics #popMusic #mercedes #musicofmastodon #musicVideo #GoogleFree #YoutubeFree

  17. Carly Rae Jepsen - Tonight I'm Getting Over You
    (Fucking a random dude)

    I wanna smash your fears
    And get drunken off your tears
    Don't you share your smile with anyone else but me
    I wanna touch your heart
    I wanna crush it in my hands
    Make you plead and cry
    As you give up all the lies

    We're not lovers
    But more than friends
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    Stuck in a real bad dream
    And man it feels so new to me
    Should be in your arms
    But I'm begging at your feet
    It's been a real hard night
    And I just hold my pillow tight
    It won't love me back, no
    It's not you and I

    We're not lovers
    But more than friends
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Tonight I'm getting over you
    Over you
    Over you

    We're not lovers
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)
    But more than friends
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)
    Put a flame to every single word you ever said
    (Tonight I'm getting over you)

    No more crying
    To get me through
    I'll keep dancing 'til the morning with somebody new
    Tonight I'm getting over you

    Written by: Lucas Hilbert, Martin Max, Katerina Loules, Shiloh Schramm, Clarence Bernard Coffee, Carly Jepsen
    Album: Kiss
    Released: #2012

    See the
    #video here: https://tube.matrix.rocks/w/qwQZUiUT3akjawNuH3pqaq

    #kiss #LucasHilbert, #MartinMax, #KaterinaLoules, #ShilohSchramm, #ClarenceBernardCoffee, #CarlyJepsen #Carly #Rae #Jepsen #CarlyRaeJepsen #2010s #Lyrics #popMusic #mercedes #musicofmastodon #musicVideo #GoogleFree #YoutubeFree

  18. Carly Rae Jepsen - Me And The Boys In The Band

    On the road for half the year
    And I can't remember loneliness
    And it feels like that says something about you
    Or something 'bout me
    Performance and the after party
    And it took a little time I guess
    But I found that I'm not thinking about you
    Or thinking 'bout us

    Then we pack up, it's time to go
    We'll do the whole damn thing tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, let's go
    Driving all night to make that show
    I'll be a whole new girl tomorrow
    It's a new city, so pretty, eyes closed

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band
    Just me and the boys in the band

    Now and then a memory sparks
    Like violins still break my heart
    And I feel that says something about you
    Or something about me
    One day we will meet as friends
    But I am not good at pretending
    You were so good at pretending

    Hey, but now I pack up, it's time to go
    We'll do the whole damn thing tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, let's go
    Driving all night to make that show
    I'll be a whole new girl tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, eyes closed

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    So just take me to the stage
    It's been home from the start
    Summer nights, summer days
    I've got the summer heart!
    So just take me to the stage
    It's been lit from the start
    I need the summer heart
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    (Hey!)
    (Hey!)
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)
    Just me and the boys in the band

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah (hey!)
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band (With the boys in the band)
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    So just take me to the stage
    It's been home from the start (hey!)
    Summer nights, summer days (Just me and the boys)
    I've got the summer heart (hey!)
    So just take me to the stage
    It's been lit from the start
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    On the road for half the year
    And "Real Love" is just a song I guess
    And it feels like that says something about you
    Or something about me

    See the
    #musicVideo here: https://tube.matrix.rocks/w/9xgwoJhRKdFExpaG9wDJD1?subtitle=en&autoplay=1

    #Lyrics #popMusic #musicofmastodon #musicVideo #GoogleFree #YoutubeFree #2020smusic #2020s #video #CarlyJepsen #Carly #Rae #Jepsen #CarlyRaeJepsen

  19. Carly Rae Jepsen - Me And The Boys In The Band

    On the road for half the year
    And I can't remember loneliness
    And it feels like that says something about you
    Or something 'bout me
    Performance and the after party
    And it took a little time I guess
    But I found that I'm not thinking about you
    Or thinking 'bout us

    Then we pack up, it's time to go
    We'll do the whole damn thing tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, let's go
    Driving all night to make that show
    I'll be a whole new girl tomorrow
    It's a new city, so pretty, eyes closed

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band
    Just me and the boys in the band

    Now and then a memory sparks
    Like violins still break my heart
    And I feel that says something about you
    Or something about me
    One day we will meet as friends
    But I am not good at pretending
    You were so good at pretending

    Hey, but now I pack up, it's time to go
    We'll do the whole damn thing tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, let's go
    Driving all night to make that show
    I'll be a whole new girl tomorrow
    In a new city, so pretty, eyes closed

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    So just take me to the stage
    It's been home from the start
    Summer nights, summer days
    I've got the summer heart!
    So just take me to the stage
    It's been lit from the start
    I need the summer heart
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    (Hey!)
    (Hey!)
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)
    Just me and the boys in the band

    We partied in the street last night
    Got a little deep last night
    In our feelings, yeah (hey!)
    And I got a little me last night
    I danced in the street last night
    With the boys in the band (With the boys in the band)
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    So just take me to the stage
    It's been home from the start (hey!)
    Summer nights, summer days (Just me and the boys)
    I've got the summer heart (hey!)
    So just take me to the stage
    It's been lit from the start
    Just me and the boys in the band (hey!)

    On the road for half the year
    And "Real Love" is just a song I guess
    And it feels like that says something about you
    Or something about me

    See the
    #musicVideo here: https://tube.matrix.rocks/w/9xgwoJhRKdFExpaG9wDJD1?subtitle=en&autoplay=1

    #Lyrics #popMusic #musicofmastodon #musicVideo #GoogleFree #YoutubeFree #2020smusic #2020s #video #CarlyJepsen #Carly #Rae #Jepsen #CarlyRaeJepsen

  20. A new, short #Jepsen report is out on jetcd 0.8.2. Jetcd is the official Java client library for etcd. We show that it contains an improper retry mechanism which causes lost update, circular information flow, and aborted read. Please enjoy!

    jepsen.io/analyses/jetcd-0.8.2