#jebus — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #jebus, aggregated by home.social.
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Hmm, I’m no expert but I don’t think He did. There was a whole story about how the #conception happened, and this definitely wasn’t involved.
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Simpsons mock Jesus, calling him "Jebus".
Most people do not realize that Jebus is the ancient name for Jerusalem, where Jesus was crucified. The worldly rulers hated him then, and the world hates him now.
Jebus is the previous name for #Jerusalem before king David conquered it.
#Jesus returns in power and glory to reward every man according to his works! There will be weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
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Jebus. I think the Mastodon stampede temporarily took down their web server. It started throwing 500s immediately after I posted the link.
It should come back in a bit.
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@JuliusGoat add this one to #rotfl … Lawrence Welk show singing “one toke over the line” as if it were about #jebus
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I don't remember who said it, but when confronted by #fundagelicals telling him he needed to repent and find #Jebus or he'd be left behind in the rapture, he said "Spending eternity with you is not the selling point you appear to think it is".
Whoever it was, he may have been channelling George Carlin.
